My next year’unofficial Masked Singer Malta lineup: Pastizz, Crane, Car, and… a Joint 🌟🇲🇹

So I’ve been messing around with costume concepts inspired by Masked Singer Malta, but with a Maltese satire twist. Here’s the lineup so far:

🏗 The Crane – A tribute to Malta’s true national bird. Towering, yellow, and always in the way.

🚗 The Car – Because we all know you’re never more than 30 seconds away from traffic or a double-parked vehicle.

🥐 Pastizz – Golden, flaky, and likely full of secrets (or ricotta).

🌿 The Spinach Joint – Rolled tight, all green on the inside, and completely legal… it’s just ħaxix.

All done for fun and satire—no branding, no politics, just pure local weirdness.

Let me know which one’s your favourite, or if you’ve got an idea for the next costume. I’m dangerously close to turning a ġbejna into a disco ball. 🧀✨