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    ‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask'
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    ‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as ‘new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask’

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    2. BigBlackRasta on

      I really don’t care how his choices affect his life. Totally irrelevant.

    3. YchYFi on

      Just going to have to show your ID then. Or put on Kat Von D’s tattoo foundation for it.

    4. Raxzor on

      He should just watch the Bonnie Blue documentary on Channel 4, there are no age checks for that.

    6. AlwaysCreamCrackered on

      Britain’s most tattooed man you say?

      I wonder what he’s got tattooed on his…..

      Actually, forget it.

    7. Weird-Statistician on

      Ironically in the image without any facial hair, he looks like Keir Starmer with a full face tattoo

    9. dirtmens1 on

      I’m going to pretend this is the same guy who couldn’t get into Dubai. He’s having a terrible year isn’t he.

    10. huntinwabbits on

      It does raise a point though, what if you have facial disfigurements that can’t be recognised by the camera? 

    11. SlightlyMithed123 on

      I love that as a country we have a go to guy for comments on any face related news…

    12. Cirias on

      Why would you go on the news and admit that lol, just use a Death Stranding 2 face 😂

    13. KittenDust on

      If he is open enough about watching porn that he is willing to be in an article about it, he is probably ok to ask one of his friends to do the age check. It’s almost as if he is seeking attention in some way?

    15. Maneisthebeat on

      So you’re that punk to cover yourself in tattoos, but can’t get around an age verification designed to stop children? Cute.

    16. bobblebob100 on

      Media are loving this. Gives them an excuse to write an article about porn which is bound to get clicks

    18. scruffy-lookin on

      I was not expecting him to have hair. Especially not a standard haircut that wouldn’t look out of place in an office. Everything else checks out.

    19. richardathome on

      I don’t have any tattoos. I have a beard. I can’t pass checks either. :-/ So I’m now using a VPN.

    20. BigManLou on

      At any point did he ever think that maybe getting all them tattoo wouldn’t be a good idea?

    22. divvychat on

      Jeeeezus he must be dumber than i first thought as there are still plenty of sites that dont request any verification..so my mate dave tells me 😉

    23. BeccasBump on

      I mean, this seems like one of the trade-offs you make when you decide to get your entire face tattooed.

      I would imagine it may also be a problem for people with extensive birth marks or facial deformities, though.

    24. frankreynoldsisgod on

      Aw poor lamb.
      Maybe we should pay compensation to him, as long as he’s not from here.

    25. terryjuicelawson on

      You get a lot of heavily tattooed people in local news for random things, one kept claiming school was discriminating against her. Shows how much they get off on the attention really.

    26. RoboJobot on

      I can just hear his mother saying “I told you all those tattoos would cause problems”.

    27. BeardGopher on

      I sat by this bloke at the football, think it was Blues vs Walsall in the Vertu Trophy last season.

    28. QueenAlucia on

      I really don’t like that all these stories are focusing on the porn watching where the main issue is that this stupid law is also restricting access to other sensitive information.

      Heck, even listening to music is behind age verification FFS!