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  1. “expected to announce Tuesday that U.S. Space Command will be located in Alabama in a televised address.”

    Why bother when you’ve just announced it?

  2. Given the latest rumours about his health, who here is picturing Vance using him like a glove puppet?

  3. Televised specifically to refute his health problem rumors I’m sure. I wonder what an AI generated Trump would look like and if they’d be able to get it to mimic his incoherent speech patterns properly.

  4. He’s just moving space command to Alabama?

    Article didn’t offer details but I’m assuming it’s going to Huntsville? It does have the Redstone arsenal and a ton of rocket development infrastructure. Not to mention all the contractors are there. Space command in rocket city isn’t completely insane.

    I do feel bad for Colorado and this might be a partisan move but I can at least see a line of logic here something that’s pretty uncommon for this administration.

  5. 1. This is probably just to prove he aint dead…tho this could have been pre-recorded.

    2. I’m not sure why anyone would want to move a strategic command to a Southern state with one of the poorest education outcomes, considerable crime levels, and few bright spots within its borders. Unless to appease the voters in the state….which votes red anyway…

  6. So, Huntsville I’m guessing, along with Palantir, Radiance, and all of the newer advanced engineering firms. Interesting spot for it.

  7. “Nobody’s ever been to space before. Nobody used the word space until I did. We are going to make space great again!”

  8. Nothing says tightening the budgetary belt like covering DC in gold leaf and moving a military command for absolutely no reason.

  9. This is really a terrible decision. All the facilities necessary are already in Colorado Springs (and were there before Space Force existed, really). A lot of civilian contractors who support it aren’t going to make the move to Alabama. A lot of expertise will be lost.

  10. Now would be a good time for Dems to announce that when elected they’ll move all military and federal offices out of red states, if they think they’re going to occupy normal America and be paid with blue state taxes to do it, they’re nuts

  11. They might be trainin’ ’em there, but they are not letting people from Alabama fly this stuff.

    -Jeff Foxworthy

  12. This will make zero progress, I’d bet a thousand bucks.  Trump can’t handle criticism or failure, or reality.

  13. Blowing through taxpayer money for kickbacks to GOP donors and their states. The current US admin is no worse than a crime syndicate.

  14. Will there be cake? What about pie? Or pi. Quick what is Avocado’s number?

    Didn’t they boost his liver and kidneys into orbit on a Falcon 9? I heard they’ll stay up till Thursday afternoon and will be recovered from an undisclosed location.

  15. jamesmontanaHD on

    surprised its not to mar a lago. gotta rent out the rooms. just alabama, probably the most violent and uneducated state. that will help recruitment.

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    |[MSFC](/r/Space/comments/1n6lrm4/stub/nc0zos2 “Last usage”)|Marshall Space Flight Center, Alabama|
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  17. Like Space Force? Space Force command? lol not like it matters. Minot, North Dakota and Canon AFB in New Mexico aren’t bustling and booming the local economies. What matters is not the state, but the location in the state. If it’s in BFE, it practically doesn’t matter how much money comes to it. Everyone will just stay on base and shop the BX. The most they’ll get is money flowing into bars and strip clubs the further into nowhere it is.

    But Alabama I’m sure has some bigger cities. If it’s along the Gulf of Mexico then you’ll have a pretty clear shot to NOLA to the west and Keesler AFB to the east, which is right by the Hard Rock Cafe! Both of those are out of state, once again BTW. 

  18. Space Command, NASA, and SpaceX will be merged into a new administration called the United Aerospace Corporation.

    Their first mission will be to establish bases on Mars as well as each of its moons.

    There are rumors that NASA’s JPL plans on using Mars as a laboratory for research into a new form of energy that can be used to power its top secret teleportation technology.

  19. WirelessWavetable on

    This is so stupid. Especially since Colorado is building a Space Port a little ways away from the airport.

  20. He’s probably declaring war on mars after watching the documentary “Mars Attacks” to stay in power

  21. Hell, we’re going to need Traffic Command next in Huntsville/Madison after this. It’s already an absolute disaster during rush hour.

  22. Lol….this could’ve been an email….but they know they have to show proof of life, which means the rumors are something they’re actually worried about. Bros….buy the champagne, and hooooooooold.

  23. I’m sure he will be pumped up, so it’s either a great misdirection for the last week on his part or he is ill and I must admit, I’m hoping whatever stims they‘re giving to get him there are too much.