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  1. Interesting_Road_380 on

    Despite the very reasonable criticism that we shouldn’t be rolling out the red carpet for a piece of human refuse like Trump, you have to admit it works. He’s so easy to manipulate, it might even be funny if the Russian state wasn’t also doing exactly the same thing…

  2. Throwaway-Somebody8 on

    Is it just me, or does that sound like a note you’d get about your kid after an excursion?

  3. DesignerElectrical23 on

    Must the one of the lowlights of being a Royal, having to entertain fucking idiots like him.

  4. Bootsareamazing on

    I’m no fan of Charles but patience to deal with the Orange menace for all that time. Incredible. 

  5. The caterers definitely researched Trump’s likes and dislikes beforehand so as to avoid embarrassing him with having to gob e.g. a whelk onto the carpet after he mistook it for a pickled pre-teen pussy. Camilla has no such compunction, and enjoys a plate of whelks in balsamic vinegar in bed when Chuck is in one of his huffs.

  6. aggressiveclassic90 on

    In the uk we show him art, in the (absolute) states he shows us his baseball cap collection.

    Should’ve shown him the palaces He-Man toy collection and remarked that He-Man has very similar hair and muscles to Donny, would’ve gone so much better.

  7. He ate from the kids table, potato chips in fire truck shape and sliders. Crayons while waiting and he could not choose between all the “paintings” in the color book.

    He made an almost perfect,not over the lines, coloring of a beautiful sketch of Prince Andrew.

    It was said that Rowling enjoyed the Laud Reading of her brilliant and very deep book about a Magician that is totally straight and very mandy.

  8. siredmundsnaillary on

    So I am actually a trained diplomat. In my degree we covered a wide variety of topics, from international law to political theory, history, human psychology etc.

    But at the core of it I think eat whatever is presented to you and smile and nod when shown a painting really does sum up diplomacy 101.

  9. refugeefromlinkedin on

    I’m glad they served him chicken. I would not disrespect a cow by serving his usual steak well done.

  10. To be fair, the menu did seem to be in French. Some in English, I couldn’t tell you what they had

  11. If he wasn’t so dangerous he’d be the funniest celebrity to exist. We’re really all laughing at him and not with him

  12. Still-BangingYourMum on

    Sounds like they gave the mango mutton nugget a completed crayon colouring book, along with a snack attack and a pot noodle.

  13. I do not necessarily expect Trump to be a master wordsmith but you would hope he would be closer to Teddy Roosevelt than a five year old who was not paying attention when the teacher asked them a question.

  14. Before he left Windsor Castle I imagine Charlie gave him a lollipop, patted him on head and told him he was their favourite.