Despite the very reasonable criticism that we shouldn’t be rolling out the red carpet for a piece of human refuse like Trump, you have to admit it works. He’s so easy to manipulate, it might even be funny if the Russian state wasn’t also doing exactly the same thing…
Throwaway-Somebody8 on
Is it just me, or does that sound like a note you’d get about your kid after an excursion?
Heuchelei on
The Royal kitchen have now become experts in replicating the Big Mac.
DesignerElectrical23 on
Must the one of the lowlights of being a Royal, having to entertain fucking idiots like him.
Bootsareamazing on
I’m no fan of Charles but patience to deal with the Orange menace for all that time. Incredible.
strzeka on
The caterers definitely researched Trump’s likes and dislikes beforehand so as to avoid embarrassing him with having to gob e.g. a whelk onto the carpet after he mistook it for a pickled pre-teen pussy. Camilla has no such compunction, and enjoys a plate of whelks in balsamic vinegar in bed when Chuck is in one of his huffs.
aggressiveclassic90 on
In the uk we show him art, in the (absolute) states he shows us his baseball cap collection.
Should’ve shown him the palaces He-Man toy collection and remarked that He-Man has very similar hair and muscles to Donny, would’ve gone so much better.
Yasirbare on
He ate from the kids table, potato chips in fire truck shape and sliders. Crayons while waiting and he could not choose between all the “paintings” in the color book.
He made an almost perfect,not over the lines, coloring of a beautiful sketch of Prince Andrew.
It was said that Rowling enjoyed the Laud Reading of her brilliant and very deep book about a Magician that is totally straight and very mandy.
siredmundsnaillary on
So I am actually a trained diplomat. In my degree we covered a wide variety of topics, from international law to political theory, history, human psychology etc.
But at the core of it I think eat whatever is presented to you and smile and nod when shown a painting really does sum up diplomacy 101.
refugeefromlinkedin on
I’m glad they served him chicken. I would not disrespect a cow by serving his usual steak well done.
Caveman1214 on
To be fair, the menu did seem to be in French. Some in English, I couldn’t tell you what they had
Sad-Peace on
If he wasn’t so dangerous he’d be the funniest celebrity to exist. We’re really all laughing at him and not with him
Still-BangingYourMum on
Sounds like they gave the mango mutton nugget a completed crayon colouring book, along with a snack attack and a pot noodle.
pajamakitten on
I do not necessarily expect Trump to be a master wordsmith but you would hope he would be closer to Teddy Roosevelt than a five year old who was not paying attention when the teacher asked them a question.
CharlieSolace on
Before he left Windsor Castle I imagine Charlie gave him a lollipop, patted him on head and told him he was their favourite.
pplatt69 on
The tacit announcement that he has never been in an art museum is the best part of this comment.
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Despite the very reasonable criticism that we shouldn’t be rolling out the red carpet for a piece of human refuse like Trump, you have to admit it works. He’s so easy to manipulate, it might even be funny if the Russian state wasn’t also doing exactly the same thing…
Is it just me, or does that sound like a note you’d get about your kid after an excursion?
The Royal kitchen have now become experts in replicating the Big Mac.
Must the one of the lowlights of being a Royal, having to entertain fucking idiots like him.
I’m no fan of Charles but patience to deal with the Orange menace for all that time. Incredible.
The caterers definitely researched Trump’s likes and dislikes beforehand so as to avoid embarrassing him with having to gob e.g. a whelk onto the carpet after he mistook it for a pickled pre-teen pussy. Camilla has no such compunction, and enjoys a plate of whelks in balsamic vinegar in bed when Chuck is in one of his huffs.
In the uk we show him art, in the (absolute) states he shows us his baseball cap collection.
Should’ve shown him the palaces He-Man toy collection and remarked that He-Man has very similar hair and muscles to Donny, would’ve gone so much better.
He ate from the kids table, potato chips in fire truck shape and sliders. Crayons while waiting and he could not choose between all the “paintings” in the color book.
He made an almost perfect,not over the lines, coloring of a beautiful sketch of Prince Andrew.
It was said that Rowling enjoyed the Laud Reading of her brilliant and very deep book about a Magician that is totally straight and very mandy.
So I am actually a trained diplomat. In my degree we covered a wide variety of topics, from international law to political theory, history, human psychology etc.
But at the core of it I think eat whatever is presented to you and smile and nod when shown a painting really does sum up diplomacy 101.
I’m glad they served him chicken. I would not disrespect a cow by serving his usual steak well done.
To be fair, the menu did seem to be in French. Some in English, I couldn’t tell you what they had
If he wasn’t so dangerous he’d be the funniest celebrity to exist. We’re really all laughing at him and not with him
Sounds like they gave the mango mutton nugget a completed crayon colouring book, along with a snack attack and a pot noodle.
I do not necessarily expect Trump to be a master wordsmith but you would hope he would be closer to Teddy Roosevelt than a five year old who was not paying attention when the teacher asked them a question.
Before he left Windsor Castle I imagine Charlie gave him a lollipop, patted him on head and told him he was their favourite.
The tacit announcement that he has never been in an art museum is the best part of this comment.