I collected all publicly available photos of the current DAX-40 (German Stock Index) CEOs and used an MTCNN-based pipeline to align so I can average them pixel by pixel.
This looks like my boss when I worked for a DAX company. He did a PhD, worked as an executive assistant, and was then fast tracked to managing first a department then the company. He has basically no people skills and has not spent any time as a junior so doesn’t truly understand what people do.
LupusDeusMagnus on
That looks german alright.
ThatNextAggravation on
Weird, why do I feel the sudden need to put on my boots and stomp the screen?
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Statistically his name is Thomas
He looks like Max Mustermann
Günther Jauchs long lost cousin
I’ve heard of plenty of shady CEOs but never a blurry one.
Are any of the CEOs women or non-white?
Can confirm, this is my boss
That’s also how I would describe the average ceo
I know that guy. Dude owes me 50 euros.
His name is markus Hoffman
Blurry Tim Cook
https://preview.redd.it/q3trf06ch3wf1.png?width=789&format=png&auto=webp&s=62663f004626b3fd476f72af4828da70cdcdc64d
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This looks like my boss when I worked for a DAX company. He did a PhD, worked as an executive assistant, and was then fast tracked to managing first a department then the company. He has basically no people skills and has not spent any time as a junior so doesn’t truly understand what people do.
That looks german alright.
Weird, why do I feel the sudden need to put on my boots and stomp the screen?
He looks like my therapist
https://preview.redd.it/gajld0c8n3wf1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437f81b61ef204006e487bf471d0aeafa1575b39
Like this?
Breaking: Average German CEO looks like average late-50s German man
do the average ceo for more countries! i’d love to see more of these.
I thought Germans had blond hair????
That’s David Wallace. He used to run a paper company.