Close Menu
    Revealed: Government plans for finding alien life
    United Kingdom

    Revealed: Government plans for finding alien life

    Share.
    View 21 Comments

    21 Comments

    1. Ordinary-Following69 on

      They’re going the wrong way about this immigration stuff 🤦

    2. No-Ninja455 on

      Personally, I think we ought to roll out all he pomp and ceremony having someone like Brian Cox kneel before the king in Westminster Abbey and declare it on live TV.
      The king should then ask his Prime minister ‘is it so?’
      Followed by ‘Yes, your majesty’
      Then the king should ask the Archbishop of Westminster followed by ‘is it so?’
      Followed by ‘Yes, your majesty’
      Before finally the king asks the mayor of London ‘is it so?’
      Followed by ‘yes, your majesty’ 

      Then after fanfare the king should rise and proclaim a bank holiday without beer duty

    3. MattBD on

      Didn’t we prove the existence of alien life when Michael Gove came into the public eye?

    4. djshadesuk on

      Someone from government has been to Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds Musical live show, haven’t they?

    5. PrestonianPotato on

      Don’t need to. They are already here with more coming over the English Channel on the boats.

    6. PloppyTheSpaceship on

      If they’re being contacted by the Tories, do you really think they’ll answer?

    7. terrordactyl1971 on

      They’ve already been here for decades and they already know about them

    8. Conscious-Ball8373 on

      What happens when you combine the summer recess with an election campaign.

    9. Pristine_Car5399 on

      The Tories are desperate to replace their quitting MPs and need to find a lifeform that doesn’t think they’re a bunch of cunts. 

    10. King_of_East_Anglia on

      Need to keep up mass immigration from somewhere after the whole world has already moved here I guess 🤷‍♂️

    12. harpingon on

      Hope that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ’cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.

      Thanks Eric.

    13. Cynical_Classicist on

      Well, looking at some of the Tories now, they really do seem to be from another planet.

    15. LordLucian on

      Can we just roll out the worlds biggest help sign in every language and hope they understand?

    16. Efficient_Sky5173 on

      Tories already thinking:

      “Stop the UFOs!”

      “Illegal aliens taking British jobs!”

    18. Kosmopolite on

      Let’s focus on getting intelligent life in the Houses of Parliament before we try to find it elsewhere, hm?

    20. bobblebob100 on

      “including announcing the find to the public”

      Surely NASA or whoever finds life will do this before the Government?