But I do any of the above and suddenly I’m a “menace” and “grossly offensive” smh
TellMeManyStories on
The feet of those sheep must be rotting away in all that mud… Not to mention they must be hungry with no grass!
Maybe the farmer should put more effort into his livestock and less into designing signs.
fonster_mox on
I can’t quite place it but there’s something weirdly off about the doubling down of *just how very normal outdoor sex is thank you very much*
ExpressAffect3262 on
My only two pence is that, it seems farms can change over time.
I am surrounded by farms and one village has a large farm amongst it.
For 4 years, there was never a scent, but then somethings changed and now it smells like rotten shit and fish.
But still, something to consider when purchasing, rather than “yeah it doesn’t smell of anything now”.
neo101b on
Same thing with buying a house next to a night club.
They cant really complain when they move in.
rich_b1982 on
And that’s enough about the owners…
PeriPeriTekken on
“yes your honour, but my submission to the court is that I expected all of those things from the farm animals, not the farmer”
Cakeski on
Oh won’t someone please think of the children
hadronmachinist on
Cool, but if I go dogging in the park it’s too offensive
Snoot_Booper_101 on
That farmer is definitely having outdoor sex.
OkPhilosopher5308 on
The parish council in the village where my yard is tried to get HGVs banned – despite the three farms in the village sending all their crops out on lorries and receiving most of their inputs on them too, I guess the retired stockbrokers on the PC didn’t know about logistics.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo on
Shagging may be noisy, but wait until the beats start giving birth – that’s the noisy part! MMMMOOOOOOO
EpicFishFingers on
Pretty standard cover story for farming doggers tbf
bomboclawt75 on
These farmers are probably eating bovine Spinal columns in a baguette.
We’ve all seen the big eared boys on farms and what are they keeping in the big sheds?
NiceHouseGoodTea on
But I bet if you start shitting in your garden bollock naked and having loud sex on the grass they’d complain
Ridiculous double standards
sunheadeddeity on
Just to clarify, when it says “unless you can tolerate…” we are still talking about the animals, right?
Charming_Ad2323 on
This does not belong in a Lincolnshire thread but should be in the Leicestershire thread as it’s on a farm in Hallaton, Leicestershire. I have a picture and metadata to prove that fact.
arcoast on
I mean, you can’t argue with the sign, I live next door to a farm. Had more than one episode where our washing has smelled of cow shit after the muck spreading has happened whilst the washing is out on the line, and had the sheep break into our garden and eat all my wife’s plants.
Wouldn’t swap it for the world though.
Familiar_Benefit_776 on
At my old factory we had a neighbor constantly complaining about HGV traffic & noise. Their house used to be the front office of the factory in its heyday. It was built by the factory, for the factory.
Sad_Lingonberry_7949 on
Have people stopped being animals now. A lot of the council estate people do the same things.
arcalius on
I feel they need similar signs for when they build estates next to supermarkets. The amount of people that complain about the noise of deliveries….YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE NEXT TO A SUPERMARKET, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!! For the contents of the shop to just magically appear overnight???
ChingChongMcBong on
I wonder who this is aimed at because you know it’s targeted at a certain individual.
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Love it 🤣
But I do any of the above and suddenly I’m a “menace” and “grossly offensive” smh
The feet of those sheep must be rotting away in all that mud… Not to mention they must be hungry with no grass!
Maybe the farmer should put more effort into his livestock and less into designing signs.
I can’t quite place it but there’s something weirdly off about the doubling down of *just how very normal outdoor sex is thank you very much*
My only two pence is that, it seems farms can change over time.
I am surrounded by farms and one village has a large farm amongst it.
For 4 years, there was never a scent, but then somethings changed and now it smells like rotten shit and fish.
But still, something to consider when purchasing, rather than “yeah it doesn’t smell of anything now”.
Same thing with buying a house next to a night club.
They cant really complain when they move in.
And that’s enough about the owners…
“yes your honour, but my submission to the court is that I expected all of those things from the farm animals, not the farmer”
Oh won’t someone please think of the children
Cool, but if I go dogging in the park it’s too offensive
That farmer is definitely having outdoor sex.
The parish council in the village where my yard is tried to get HGVs banned – despite the three farms in the village sending all their crops out on lorries and receiving most of their inputs on them too, I guess the retired stockbrokers on the PC didn’t know about logistics.
Shagging may be noisy, but wait until the beats start giving birth – that’s the noisy part! MMMMOOOOOOO
Pretty standard cover story for farming doggers tbf
These farmers are probably eating bovine Spinal columns in a baguette.
We’ve all seen the big eared boys on farms and what are they keeping in the big sheds?
But I bet if you start shitting in your garden bollock naked and having loud sex on the grass they’d complain
Ridiculous double standards
Just to clarify, when it says “unless you can tolerate…” we are still talking about the animals, right?
This does not belong in a Lincolnshire thread but should be in the Leicestershire thread as it’s on a farm in Hallaton, Leicestershire. I have a picture and metadata to prove that fact.
I mean, you can’t argue with the sign, I live next door to a farm. Had more than one episode where our washing has smelled of cow shit after the muck spreading has happened whilst the washing is out on the line, and had the sheep break into our garden and eat all my wife’s plants.
Wouldn’t swap it for the world though.
At my old factory we had a neighbor constantly complaining about HGV traffic & noise. Their house used to be the front office of the factory in its heyday. It was built by the factory, for the factory.
Have people stopped being animals now. A lot of the council estate people do the same things.
I feel they need similar signs for when they build estates next to supermarkets. The amount of people that complain about the noise of deliveries….YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE NEXT TO A SUPERMARKET, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!! For the contents of the shop to just magically appear overnight???
I wonder who this is aimed at because you know it’s targeted at a certain individual.
Don’t threaten me with a good time Lincolnshire