Missing branda like LEGO, LIDL from top of my head
Mehlhunter on
I am german and I am confused. I’d thought aldi or the schwarz group would be part of that list.
RocketMoped on
DJI valuation seems crazy low. They have an insane moat on drones, and are currently entering new markets (vacuum robots, electric bicycles, etc.).
Appropriate-Regret-6 on
Tether is owned by iFinex, also privately held.
seguleh25 on
Is Tether valued at 500b, or do they have 500b in user deposits?
EscapeFacebook on
Kind of ridiculous considered openAI isn’t making any profit
Life_is_important on
Lmao imagine valuing canva at 65billion lmao again
T-REX-BVTT-S3X on
Lol give it some time for Wallstreet and the tech bros to run out of powder.
2026 will be a big year! .. for a recession
ImLaunchpadMcQuack on
And the CEOs of these companies will tell you that trans people and immigrants are causing our problems not insane wealth inequality.
SellingFirewood on
Meanwhile OpenAI is not profitable, and has no idea how or when they’ll be profitable. Sam Altman said their current plan is to ask ChatGPT for ideas on how to make the model viable.
Respaced on
These numbers are insane to me…
Some of these companies… Miro… worth $15B?
Errr how… what are they making money from
Can’t find Ikea in there… supposedly also at $15B. I can understand that evaluation though.
kompootor on
Saying stuff without saying anything. Although seeing the company website, I get the feeling that that’s exactly what it’s selling.
I understand that private company valuations are not trivial, and are useful to tabulate in one place. A visualization like this then takes all that potential usefulness and throws it out. (How the valuation is being done, for example, is vital information, and as others are pointing out it appears to be inconsistent, which would be evident from inconsistent sources, which you do not reveal in detail.)
ohawk1 on
There are so many errors and omissions in this chart it’s hard to even know where to start.
Delta27- on
These are just tech estimated valuations, you have a lot more in here
Jasonp359 on
Surprised to see Valve not on there. Looked them up and wikipedia says their total equity is $10B. I guess their success comes from steam which is a service and doesn’t necessarily translate to hard value. I’m sure if they were to get an offer to be bought by a mega Corp it would be an insane amount of money. Much larger than Activision or Bethesda.
lordhelmetann on
I don’t know what some of those companies do, but the ones I know, I hate them all so much.
Substantive420 on
Tether 😂
We live in clown world
sasssyrup on
That’s genki forest Beijing food company at 15b iirc
yagermeister2024 on
Lists crypto trade companies… smh
Liquidamber_ on
Not a good source.
In Germany alone, there are Lidl (Schwarz), Aldi (Albrecht), Würth, Merckle, and Bertelsmann & Random House (Mohn) – all with a value of over 20 billion euros.
If you set the limit at 15 billion, you quickly come up with 20 private companies in Germany
Loki-L on
Putting a price tag on something that isn’t for sale, seems inherently inexact.
The selection seems awfully selective too.
wuppeltje on
In case of The Netherlands SHV Holdings and BCD Group are missing. Because they are private they are hard to give a value, because they don’t need to show any numbers to the public. However SHV Holdings had a renevue of 26 billion dollars in 2024 and BCD Group at least 22.9 billion dollars (renevue of the largest division- BCD travel) in 2024. The worth is probably something similar or a little bit more (usually a company is 0,75-1,5x the renevue).
I assume a lot of others from other countries are also missing.
BoltzFR on
And because those are privately owned companies, the mentioned valuations are particularly dubious.
malsomnus on
I’m not *very* colorblind, just enough to hate the inexplicably low contrast on the colors here.
etzel1200 on
Imagine tether being worth 8x ANT.
USDT is has a whole market cap under 200 B. Tether is probably worth billions. But not remotely this.
grazfest96 on
Byte Dance as a privately held company 🤣🤣🤣
recaffeinated on
This graph is junk IMO. Valve has had 4bn in revenue this year, have no debts and would thus (I think) have a negative EV/R.
That means its valuation on this graph is less than 4x its revenue. That is incredibly low considering it has the highest revenue per employee of any company.
profdc9 on
I’m not sure how they value private companies. “Trust me bro” might work for Softbank but other investors might not be willing to invest at these valuations.
Creoda on
Lot of money still in money laundering then :-> Binance
gudetube on
Oh cool, it’s basically just a ton of bullshit crypto and AI companies.
Then SpaceX
CoolerRancho on
This is entirely inaccurate and missing a lot of information.
badger17 on
Where’s EPIC systems, the healthcare EHR? Estimated value of 40-50B.
Hot-Celebration5855 on
Inaccurate. This is only tech companies. Aldi. Lidl. Various state owned oil companies. There’s plenty of bigger companies missing.
Korvun on
The more I learn that OpenAI is basically just a tech company crowdfunding experiment that could implode at any moment the more it concerns me…
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Missing branda like LEGO, LIDL from top of my head
I am german and I am confused. I’d thought aldi or the schwarz group would be part of that list.
DJI valuation seems crazy low. They have an insane moat on drones, and are currently entering new markets (vacuum robots, electric bicycles, etc.).
Tether is owned by iFinex, also privately held.
Is Tether valued at 500b, or do they have 500b in user deposits?
Kind of ridiculous considered openAI isn’t making any profit
Lmao imagine valuing canva at 65billion lmao again
Lol give it some time for Wallstreet and the tech bros to run out of powder.
2026 will be a big year! .. for a recession
And the CEOs of these companies will tell you that trans people and immigrants are causing our problems not insane wealth inequality.
Meanwhile OpenAI is not profitable, and has no idea how or when they’ll be profitable. Sam Altman said their current plan is to ask ChatGPT for ideas on how to make the model viable.
These numbers are insane to me…
Some of these companies… Miro… worth $15B?
Errr how… what are they making money from
Can’t find Ikea in there… supposedly also at $15B. I can understand that evaluation though.
Saying stuff without saying anything. Although seeing the company website, I get the feeling that that’s exactly what it’s selling.
I understand that private company valuations are not trivial, and are useful to tabulate in one place. A visualization like this then takes all that potential usefulness and throws it out. (How the valuation is being done, for example, is vital information, and as others are pointing out it appears to be inconsistent, which would be evident from inconsistent sources, which you do not reveal in detail.)
There are so many errors and omissions in this chart it’s hard to even know where to start.
These are just tech estimated valuations, you have a lot more in here
Surprised to see Valve not on there. Looked them up and wikipedia says their total equity is $10B. I guess their success comes from steam which is a service and doesn’t necessarily translate to hard value. I’m sure if they were to get an offer to be bought by a mega Corp it would be an insane amount of money. Much larger than Activision or Bethesda.
I don’t know what some of those companies do, but the ones I know, I hate them all so much.
Tether 😂
We live in clown world
That’s genki forest Beijing food company at 15b iirc
Lists crypto trade companies… smh
Not a good source.
In Germany alone, there are Lidl (Schwarz), Aldi (Albrecht), Würth, Merckle, and Bertelsmann & Random House (Mohn) – all with a value of over 20 billion euros.
If you set the limit at 15 billion, you quickly come up with 20 private companies in Germany
Putting a price tag on something that isn’t for sale, seems inherently inexact.
The selection seems awfully selective too.
In case of The Netherlands SHV Holdings and BCD Group are missing. Because they are private they are hard to give a value, because they don’t need to show any numbers to the public. However SHV Holdings had a renevue of 26 billion dollars in 2024 and BCD Group at least 22.9 billion dollars (renevue of the largest division- BCD travel) in 2024. The worth is probably something similar or a little bit more (usually a company is 0,75-1,5x the renevue).
I assume a lot of others from other countries are also missing.
And because those are privately owned companies, the mentioned valuations are particularly dubious.
I’m not *very* colorblind, just enough to hate the inexplicably low contrast on the colors here.
Imagine tether being worth 8x ANT.
USDT is has a whole market cap under 200 B. Tether is probably worth billions. But not remotely this.
Byte Dance as a privately held company 🤣🤣🤣
This graph is junk IMO. Valve has had 4bn in revenue this year, have no debts and would thus (I think) have a negative EV/R.
That means its valuation on this graph is less than 4x its revenue. That is incredibly low considering it has the highest revenue per employee of any company.
I’m not sure how they value private companies. “Trust me bro” might work for Softbank but other investors might not be willing to invest at these valuations.
Lot of money still in money laundering then :-> Binance
Oh cool, it’s basically just a ton of bullshit crypto and AI companies.
Then SpaceX
This is entirely inaccurate and missing a lot of information.
Where’s EPIC systems, the healthcare EHR? Estimated value of 40-50B.
Inaccurate. This is only tech companies. Aldi. Lidl. Various state owned oil companies. There’s plenty of bigger companies missing.
The more I learn that OpenAI is basically just a tech company crowdfunding experiment that could implode at any moment the more it concerns me…
Most if not all numbers are complete BS.
IKEA, Koch, Mars, etc etc etc.