But they couldn’t afford to rebuild another whitehouse
Old_Satisfaction2738 on
I can’t read anything other than the names of the oceans. Surely there’s a better copy. Also, do fill us in on the 1866 annexation act please.
liebkartoffel on
If it had passed…*and* the U.K. and British Canada agreed to just give the U.S. a bunch of new territory.
PLS-Surveyor-US on
Would have been worth it for Niagara Falls alone. Just saying.
calissetabernac on
You’re so cute, but honestly wtf would we do with all those states?
QuebecPilotDreams15 on
Imagine if the USA had to deal with us French speakers 😂😂😂
Now just waiting for the Quebec basher comments
Zraknul on
US in grey?
kcamfork on
I’d be all for the dakotas and Wyoming to collectively only have two senators instead of six.
PierceJJones on
Pretty sure the original is by YNOTT1989 or something along those lines.
klovervibe on
Was that like the annexation bill that doofus from West Virginia is proposing?
Straight-Guitar-9872 on
Built a juggernaut war machine from 1861-65….what to do with it now.
Worldly-University13 on
Thinking of east and west Canada being spoken like North and South Dakota makes my skin crawl.
Thank god this didn’t happen
moh1969b on
Well we were feeling really full of ourselves 1 year after the civil war huh?
drewcstu on
here’s a clearer pic of the map

gcalfred7 on
Of course the bill was sponsored by Nathaniel Banks.
JimboyXL on
Québec would have been Canada. Ouch!
Hot-Minute-8263 on
Given how much the territories got carved up, i bet Canada would be another 20 states or so
Shermans_ghost1864 on
Didn’t happen ofc, but the US did get Alaska as a consolation prize.
frontadmiral on
The US national hockey team would never lose a game
Maibor_Alzamy on
Where are the pixels, OP?
JoeBamique on
USA if it was based
emperorsolo on
I wonder if the entirety of the Aroostook Valley would be awarded to Maine?
uCakey on
I would imagine the British and British-Canadians would have something to say about this.
Not only is Britain at the absolute height of its power in the mid 19th century, the US is not doing so financially hot at the end of the civil war. Certainly not well enough to turn around and fight the global hegemon
Edit: before people come and say “you’re underestimating the USN”, Americas total naval tonnage circa 1866 is roughly 75,000 tonneau, the Royal Navy, in comparison, is sitting at a coool 550,000 tonnes. Yes the USN is large and perhaps even one of the top dogs of the time, but the Royal Navy in its hay day is another beast entirely.
Cultural-Ad-8796 on
Mexico still won’t be annexed.
Oldmanstoneface on
They like to think so.
DeadStarBits on
hey america, you’ll never get me lucky charms
allmetalshark on
It’s hilarious to assume they could just annex the area because they passed a bill. They had tried to invade several times before and failed each time. Also half of that wasn’t even British North America in 1866.
Waffer_thin on
Barf.
LarryGoldwater on
Imagine how angry those poor northern states would be. They could never win a Stanley Cup!
Reishi4Dreams on
Lots of north woods, eh !
WABAJIM on
At least we got Labrador…
lyidaValkris on
Yeah that’s also assuming Canada would just give up their territory. The last time… well look up why the white house is called the white house.
JarmaBeanhead on
Oh wow. Thank fuck for that not happening.
Static13254 on
Oh wow so the Gulf of Mexico would have stayed the Gulf of Mexico?
No_Drummer4801 on
Bring back Greater Dakota Territory
Toothless816 on
“West Canada” being in the east is giving real “Northwest Territories being neither the northernmost or westernmost territory” energy.
Transfer_McWindow on

Dry-Personality-8094 on
Glad it never passed, though it would be interesting what sort of butterfly effect it’s passing would have caused.
11711510111411009710 on
So the post is missing key context. All the bill would have done is authorize the president to offer to purchase Canada from the British.
martinmix on
Nobody tell Trump about this.
youhou1234 on
That Western Canada looks like a malnourished Ontario and the Eastern Canada territory is just the ultimate fantasy of some Quebec nationalists. Map was definitely drawn by a French Canadian immigrant
crooKkTV on
You tried and you got fucked up.
CuteBox7317 on
Ngl this is some audacity
ValveinPistonCat on
Looks like.Saskatchewan conquered the Territories and Alberta, we should conquer the Dakotas next and replace the presidents on Mount Rushmore with Dave Ridgway, Darian Durant, Glenn Hall, Wendel Clark and a can of Pilsner.
henrywhitworth on
It would be a much colder country
mukenwalla on
Nevada should be a state on this map. Unless the annexation bill revoked its statehood. I don’t know, I haven’t read the bill.
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But they couldn’t afford to rebuild another whitehouse
I can’t read anything other than the names of the oceans. Surely there’s a better copy. Also, do fill us in on the 1866 annexation act please.
If it had passed…*and* the U.K. and British Canada agreed to just give the U.S. a bunch of new territory.
Would have been worth it for Niagara Falls alone. Just saying.
You’re so cute, but honestly wtf would we do with all those states?
Imagine if the USA had to deal with us French speakers 😂😂😂
Now just waiting for the Quebec basher comments
US in grey?
I’d be all for the dakotas and Wyoming to collectively only have two senators instead of six.
Pretty sure the original is by YNOTT1989 or something along those lines.
Was that like the annexation bill that doofus from West Virginia is proposing?
Built a juggernaut war machine from 1861-65….what to do with it now.
Thinking of east and west Canada being spoken like North and South Dakota makes my skin crawl.
Thank god this didn’t happen
Well we were feeling really full of ourselves 1 year after the civil war huh?
here’s a clearer pic of the map

Of course the bill was sponsored by Nathaniel Banks.
Québec would have been Canada. Ouch!
Given how much the territories got carved up, i bet Canada would be another 20 states or so
Didn’t happen ofc, but the US did get Alaska as a consolation prize.
The US national hockey team would never lose a game
Where are the pixels, OP?
USA if it was based
I wonder if the entirety of the Aroostook Valley would be awarded to Maine?
I would imagine the British and British-Canadians would have something to say about this.
Not only is Britain at the absolute height of its power in the mid 19th century, the US is not doing so financially hot at the end of the civil war. Certainly not well enough to turn around and fight the global hegemon
Edit: before people come and say “you’re underestimating the USN”, Americas total naval tonnage circa 1866 is roughly 75,000 tonneau, the Royal Navy, in comparison, is sitting at a coool 550,000 tonnes. Yes the USN is large and perhaps even one of the top dogs of the time, but the Royal Navy in its hay day is another beast entirely.
Mexico still won’t be annexed.
They like to think so.
hey america, you’ll never get me lucky charms
It’s hilarious to assume they could just annex the area because they passed a bill. They had tried to invade several times before and failed each time. Also half of that wasn’t even British North America in 1866.
Barf.
Imagine how angry those poor northern states would be. They could never win a Stanley Cup!
Lots of north woods, eh !
At least we got Labrador…
Yeah that’s also assuming Canada would just give up their territory. The last time… well look up why the white house is called the white house.
Oh wow. Thank fuck for that not happening.
Oh wow so the Gulf of Mexico would have stayed the Gulf of Mexico?
Bring back Greater Dakota Territory
“West Canada” being in the east is giving real “Northwest Territories being neither the northernmost or westernmost territory” energy.

Glad it never passed, though it would be interesting what sort of butterfly effect it’s passing would have caused.
So the post is missing key context. All the bill would have done is authorize the president to offer to purchase Canada from the British.
Nobody tell Trump about this.
That Western Canada looks like a malnourished Ontario and the Eastern Canada territory is just the ultimate fantasy of some Quebec nationalists. Map was definitely drawn by a French Canadian immigrant
You tried and you got fucked up.
Ngl this is some audacity
Looks like.Saskatchewan conquered the Territories and Alberta, we should conquer the Dakotas next and replace the presidents on Mount Rushmore with Dave Ridgway, Darian Durant, Glenn Hall, Wendel Clark and a can of Pilsner.
It would be a much colder country
Nevada should be a state on this map. Unless the annexation bill revoked its statehood. I don’t know, I haven’t read the bill.