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    1. TheLimeyLemmon on

      If he manages to balls this up it would be funnier than the rest of his electoral losses combined.

    2. Purple_Woodpecker on

      Top notch journalism you’ve linked to there. Professional, unbiased, and definitely not written by 13 year olds.

    3. So, Mr Garage, what exactly can you do for Jaywick?

      I’ll leave the autofuckrekt.

    4. LauraPhilps7654 on

      We were given that chance in 2016 and gave him the biggest victory he could’ve possibly imagined

      Never really able to forgive or forget the country buying into this Jingoistic snake oil salesman.

    5. Gr1msh33per on

      Some of my ancestors came from Clacton. I hope I’m not embarrassed on July 5rh.

    6. KoalaTrainer on

      Having spent time in Bude, Brighton, Blackpool and others, the various seaside towns that have failed to make the most of being in some of the best land in the country, before moaning about how life is so terrible and its other peoples fault, should move inland and let the rest of us have a go. If the towns above can do it, bloody Clacton only has itself to blame for failure.

    7. WynterRayne on

      I still propose we get a Middle Eastern comedian to play ‘Faisal Naraj’, the original character upon which Nigel Farage is based. A Muslim cleric with ‘deep concerns’ about the amount of infidels and white people clogging up the arteries of Kabul.

      I just think that when you have a parody version of Faisal showing up on the BBC every 5 minutes, it’s a good idea to let people see the man himself.

      Or maybe the original Faisal could be played by an actor, with a team of comedians writing the material. I think you’d have to include Omid Jalili and Joe Lycett, right off the bat.

    8. Future-Atmosphere-40 on

      Remember how Clacton felt the EU was out to get them?

      Mate, the EU couldn’t find Clacton on a map.

    9. It’s the only seat where Labour voters should probably tactically vote Conservative.

    10. It seems that very few people on social media know the reality of the electorate of Clacton.

      Clacton voted in the first UKIP MP ever! They love Farage!

    11. Dependent-Ganache-77 on

      The pond life ringing in to LBC this afty were illuminating to say the least

    12. TheLoveKraken on

      Yknow, the “Make Britain Great Again” slogan thing really does make me wonder if the Reform lot do genuinely think the “great” in “Great Britain” means really, really, really good.