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  1. ObviouslyTriggered on

    You should be able to have anything you want in your own home, this country is getting ridiculous….

  2. Gullible-Lie2494 on

    People regularly turn up at A&E having ‘fallen’ on something but this really takes the cake.

  3. REDARROW101_A5 on

    Someone was trying to commit sodoku and failed dishonoring themselves more by falling dramatically.

  4. InterestingRead2022 on

    “While removing the sword with plans to give it a clean, he slipped and fell, cutting his chin on the blade.

    The 45-year-old called 999 and was taken to hospital by paramedics, who told hospital staff what happened.

    Hospital managers then notified police of their suspicion Hogg was in possession of an illegal weapon.”

    Touts

  5. EddViBritannia on

    “Hospital managers then notified police of their suspicion Hogg was in possession of an illegal weapon.”

    Fucking jobsworths. Someone comes in hurt, let’s see how we can procecute them. Not even from anything like a fight or such, literally an accident from displaying something in their home.

    How was any of this in the public interest.

  6. Sufficientlyoiled on

    Prison for owning a weeb sword but pedos, rapists and all other forms or scum get a slap on the wrist. RULEEEEE BRITANIA

  7. I fail to comprehend what kind of person has something as lethal as a samurai sword in their house, yet also has to dial 999 due to a cut on their chin?

    How bad can a cut on your chin be to have to call an ambulance?

  8. You can buy them here in Taiwan … from a shop, they are openly on display, you can grab them if you wish, they are not locked up. There’s not much crime in Taiwan. Try and work it out, why is there is so much crime in the UK?

  9. Fluffy_Marionberry54 on

    To be fair, he doesn’t seem like the most stable of people

    > The ban was imposed in October 2023 after he hit a police car with a stolen disability vehicle while trying to evade officers. The defendant also admitted to kicking an officer while in his cell, though he insisted it was an accident. […] He insisted it would be the last time he is brought before a court, saying: ‘I’m going to change. I’ve had enough.’

  10. >The ban was imposed in October 2023 after he hit a police car with a stolen disability vehicle while trying to evade officers.

    The defendant also admitted to kicking an officer while in his cell, though he insisted it was an accident.

    Ooh not an innocent victim then

  11. pineapplefizzer on

    Sounds like the bloke’s a d1ck and the coppers decided to throw whatever they could at him. Good work.

  12. Key_Upstairs9694 on

    I wonder what happens if its your religion to carry around a honking great very-sharp two handed bastard sword at all times?

  13. IamCaptainHandsome on

    Surely it would be enough to confiscate it and give him a warning, given that he injured himself? This just discourages people from coming forward when they injure themselves.

  14. “I’m going to change, I’ve had enough.”

    Not “everyone’s had enough of me being a dick” but “I’ve had enough.”

    Sword didn’t do it’s job properly.

  15. “I’m going to change, I’ve had enough.”

    Not “everyone’s had enough of me being a dick” but “I’ve had enough.”

    Sword didn’t do it’s job properly.

  16. “I’m going to change, I’ve had enough.”

    Not “everyone’s had enough of me being a dick” but “I’ve had enough.”

    Sword didn’t do it’s job properly.

  17. Since when it’s illegal to have Samurai swords in your home? Doesn’t people not collect them?