‘I’ll Grab a Cigar’, ‘There’ll Be Fireworks!’: Americans Openly Plan Trump’s Obituary After Rob Reiner Post
‘I’ll Grab a Cigar’, ‘There’ll Be Fireworks!’: Americans Openly Plan Trump’s Obituary After Rob Reiner Post
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Party!!!!
Everyone should absolutely write their own cold eulogy for him the same way he does for others.
Dom Perignon and Montecristos baby!!
A lot of people, I’m framing the obituary!
If only Prince were still alive to write a new song…
I’m going to ignore it. Donald Trump simply isn’t worth remembering once he’s worm food. Man left no mark that was worthy of note.
I have already purchased the champagne and the fireworks.
I’m not even American, and I’d still celebrate.
The celebration will last Years once the orange shit stain goes and then itll become a nationally recognized Holiday
I’ve a twenty-four year old armagnac waiting to be opened. Every time I see the bottle I think fondly at what an amazing day it will be.
Warbling in the streets
He begged for that response here. What else does he think people will say back when YOU are being the one that is batshit insane, rude, cruel, out of pocket, and moronic?
He’s not even a real politician. He’s a buffoon that yells.
I’m popping open a bottle of Don Julio 1942 and day drinking.
This poor excuse for a man knows no limits
I challenge any writer, mainstream or not to do one better than Hunter S. Thompson did for Nixon. I know it’s a tall order and I’m going to read many with great relish. But I would still like to see the attempt, especially because Dump makes Nixon’s Watergate look like child’s play.
https://youtu.be/HM13ebbVrdQ?si=C0yNRDado-0STaEc
Ding Dong, the witch is dead.
I have champagne just waiting for that obituary
You won’t even have to read a headline anywhere. There’s just going to be this energy in the air. You’ll hear car horns and sirens everywhere, people will be making out in the streets everywhere, it’s gonna be like one of those random parties that breaks out at the end of an 80’s movie. Every day we’re one day closer.
The world will celebrate.
I have champagne waiting
I’ve got an infused 2 gram joint of Girl Scout Cookies that I’m going to happily blaze 😋😎
The world’s most awaited obituary. I’m definitely calling into work the next day if it’s a weekday because of how wasted I’ll be. Can’t wait!
They will have to dump is orange stained body in the ocean. Any gravesite will be simultaneously worshipped by his insane fans and shit on by the rest of the world
Yeah, I don’t drink, but I’ll be drinking that day. I’ll be partying.
I’m going to party for a week non-stop.
I just don’t get how this fat blob of 💩is still breathing
I have a bottle of 2007 Pappy Van Winkle 23 Year. Bought it 10 years ago. Am going to crack this open and celebrate to excess when this ghoul dies
I would like nothing more than to dance on this assholes grave.
DDT day
I am going to run around my cul de sac with an American flag flying behind me – regardless of time of day or weather.
And then I’m going to plan a trip to his graveside to shit on it.
Trump wants the National Guard on the streets so we don’t dance in them when he croaks.
The line to piss on his grave is going to be epic
I’m going to pick up a bottle of champagne and lick it off my wife’s body on that special day