Nothing like using the military to catch the eye of the Nobel committee/s
knivesofsmoothness on
The president of peace?
KingoftheKeeshonds on
This in his first year of his presidency. He’s breaking *so many* records.
DrBatman0 on
*Our top news team went to investigate, and had a reporter ask him how he responds to this information. He said to her:*
>”shut up piggy, you can’t say that. People can only good say me presidemt, and a *[slur removed]* like you isn’t even smart enough. You’re too ugly and too over-14-years-old which is not sexy and the real men reporters, manporters I call them, they don’t want to be with you. I order all my cultists to kill this fake newser”
*Our reporter then noticed that he seemed to fall asleep, while, based on an educated guess, soilling himself.* *
.
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* Dramatization. May not have happened.
flexwhine on
Donald Trump has lived 80yrs without ever having experienced consequences in any way, he is main character of the universe
Dems had him dead to rights and refused to do anything. he was fucking convicted of a billion felonies and walked free with no negative consequence at all.
turns out being a shameless idiot with a rich father is IDDQD in America. always has been.
Falconerinthehud on
Distraction from his past and current crimes.
Ok_Bluejay8669 on
The FIFA Peace Prize own goal continues.
Capital-Self-3969 on
Hey Arabs for Peace and Umcommitted and other protest voter blocs, where are yall at?
Anthwerp on
Reminds me of that scene from Mars Attacks where the aliens are shouting: “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, WE COME IN PEACE” while shooting everyone in sight.
MylesShort on
He’s literally aiming for an armed conflict so he can use it as a pretense to halt elections, just like he used a false state of emergency in order to wrestle the power of the purse to gain the ability to arbitrarily put tariffs on countries that aren’t even remotely involved with said reasons for the state of emergency. This man needs to be removed from all forms of power. I’m so tired of him paralyzing our nation.
judyp63 on
The peace president. He’s going to need to start a conscription soon because he’s got to be running low on military. He’s deploying them all over the fucking place.
judyp63 on
The peace president. He’s going to need to start a conscription soon because he’s got to be running low on military. He’s deploying them all over the fucking place.
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Nothing like using the military to catch the eye of the Nobel committee/s
The president of peace?
This in his first year of his presidency. He’s breaking *so many* records.
*Our top news team went to investigate, and had a reporter ask him how he responds to this information. He said to her:*
>”shut up piggy, you can’t say that. People can only good say me presidemt, and a *[slur removed]* like you isn’t even smart enough. You’re too ugly and too over-14-years-old which is not sexy and the real men reporters, manporters I call them, they don’t want to be with you. I order all my cultists to kill this fake newser”
*Our reporter then noticed that he seemed to fall asleep, while, based on an educated guess, soilling himself.* *
.
.
* Dramatization. May not have happened.
Donald Trump has lived 80yrs without ever having experienced consequences in any way, he is main character of the universe
Dems had him dead to rights and refused to do anything. he was fucking convicted of a billion felonies and walked free with no negative consequence at all.
turns out being a shameless idiot with a rich father is IDDQD in America. always has been.
Distraction from his past and current crimes.
The FIFA Peace Prize own goal continues.
Hey Arabs for Peace and Umcommitted and other protest voter blocs, where are yall at?
Reminds me of that scene from Mars Attacks where the aliens are shouting: “WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, WE COME IN PEACE” while shooting everyone in sight.
He’s literally aiming for an armed conflict so he can use it as a pretense to halt elections, just like he used a false state of emergency in order to wrestle the power of the purse to gain the ability to arbitrarily put tariffs on countries that aren’t even remotely involved with said reasons for the state of emergency. This man needs to be removed from all forms of power. I’m so tired of him paralyzing our nation.
The peace president. He’s going to need to start a conscription soon because he’s got to be running low on military. He’s deploying them all over the fucking place.
The peace president. He’s going to need to start a conscription soon because he’s got to be running low on military. He’s deploying them all over the fucking place.