I’ve never seen Roseanne do stand-up, but I assume it’s now just “Can you BELIEVE these pronouns? What’s next, you want to be an APACHE HELICOPTER?!? And this one kid said ‘Its they/them’ and I said ‘BOY I don’t see more than ONE PERSON standing in front of me!'”
Trumpswells on
Washed up, and hung out to dry on a stage in the Kennedy Center.
barnibusvonkreeps on
I hear she’ll be singing the national anthem before each set.
new_x_who_dis on
Well, that’ll do WONDERS for the ratings
Left-Thinker-5512 on
Is Dennis Miller going to be her warm up at?
EDIT: “warm up act.” I apologize for the confusion.
m1j2p3 on
This sub fools me all the time because the satirical titles unfortunately rhyme with real news titles.
Carochio on
She repeats the “my pronoun is kiss my ass” joke 30x times a set. Then says “woke this, woke that” about 40x a set, then she will say, “MSM and Obama tried to cancel her” a few times. Rinse and repeat, just the way MAGA likes it.
TheLamestUsername on
Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo should put on a show too
TheModWhoShaggedMe on
Just what the kids were looking for! 😉
PoofBam on
Get more info ar TrumpKennedyCenter.org
TR_abc_246 on
I can’t imagine the audience having very many people in it.
>At age 16, Barr was hit by a car, and the car’s hood ornament impaled her skull; the incident left her with a traumatic brain injury.[4] Her behavior changed so radically that she was institutionalized for eight months at Utah State Hospital
carmoy on
While kid rock’s one hit plays in the background
punkindle on
This is more sad than funny.
Rosey is not in a good place mentally, and I feel sad when I hear her talk. Maybe she was always nuts… if you ever listen to Tom Arnold talk, it kind of confirms this, but she used to be able to have a normal conversation. Now it’s just 100% crazy.
wmueller89 on
She’s mentally ill from a traumatic brain injury, is this a DEI residency? 🤣
coffeebeanwitch on
Well thats disgusting!!
tookurjobs on
We’re at the point where I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or not.
shroomigator on
Is Bill Cosby gonna be the opening act?
copyrider on
Concessions will be replaced with Paula Dean’s newest restaurant.
InfluenceTrue4121 on
Is this for real?
I_am_The_Teapot on
Hope they got enough Ambien in the dressing room.
Pot_noodle_miner on
She’s going to do alternating nights with the Kevin Sorbo one man show
RustyBrassInstrument on
This is clearly photoshopped.
The audience is too big.
jimboTRON261 on
lol that won’t last. Local market has no interest in dusty has beens
Exact-Truck-5248 on
I want to believe this is satire, but wouldn’t be surprised if it’s not
banana_stand_manager on
Nice! Another reason to not go. They really shouldn’t have, but how thoughtful of them to make it worse.
PerryNeeum on
With Tom McDonald opening every set
shadowpawn on
It would start off with Roseanne’s National Anthem rendition?
You think this is funny, but watch when it comes true.
Alternative_Duck on
Maga dei. When will we see Michael Richards make a comeback here?
btopski on
“Kennedy” font is much too large
WhimsicalRenegade on
Ew.
MessagingMatters on
With thespian interpretations by Kevin Sorbo.
Kojarabo2 on
This isn’t true, right?
crawdadicus on
I can’t wait to see the videos of her losing her shit when she is called out in a DC restaurant
pakua74 on
Yes, that’ll pack the house. Entertaining Trumpers is easy, just dangle your keys in front of their faces or molest a kid on stage.
Jeffreyknows on
Well they’re about to find out their base audience can’t afford tickets and travel/hotel funds cause the party she supports is bleeding the middle Americans, she used to stand up for, dry as hell
Alaykitty on
Literally am not sure if this is even a joke
GrimleyGraves on
Bet Kid Rock is the opener LOL, bout the only two dumb enough to book the KC
I hope she does the national anthem again. She sang it before like a true patriot.
msabena on
I hope we’re not calling the Kennedy Center by its disastrous, newly minted monicker… you only give the idiot credence when you accept any of his craziness…
MountainMichif on
well those will be give away ticket nights
newuser60 on
Get Jim Brewer to open for her.
FoolishBeginnings on
I genuinely had to double check what sub this was to know if it was real or not
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Her sitcom was so real. Now she’s just gone off the rails.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb7fAEQaJwE
I’ve never seen Roseanne do stand-up, but I assume it’s now just “Can you BELIEVE these pronouns? What’s next, you want to be an APACHE HELICOPTER?!? And this one kid said ‘Its they/them’ and I said ‘BOY I don’t see more than ONE PERSON standing in front of me!'”
Washed up, and hung out to dry on a stage in the Kennedy Center.
I hear she’ll be singing the national anthem before each set.
Well, that’ll do WONDERS for the ratings
Is Dennis Miller going to be her warm up at?
EDIT: “warm up act.” I apologize for the confusion.
This sub fools me all the time because the satirical titles unfortunately rhyme with real news titles.
She repeats the “my pronoun is kiss my ass” joke 30x times a set. Then says “woke this, woke that” about 40x a set, then she will say, “MSM and Obama tried to cancel her” a few times. Rinse and repeat, just the way MAGA likes it.
Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo should put on a show too
Just what the kids were looking for! 😉
Get more info ar TrumpKennedyCenter.org
I can’t imagine the audience having very many people in it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roseanne_Barr
>At age 16, Barr was hit by a car, and the car’s hood ornament impaled her skull; the incident left her with a traumatic brain injury.[4] Her behavior changed so radically that she was institutionalized for eight months at Utah State Hospital
While kid rock’s one hit plays in the background
This is more sad than funny.
Rosey is not in a good place mentally, and I feel sad when I hear her talk. Maybe she was always nuts… if you ever listen to Tom Arnold talk, it kind of confirms this, but she used to be able to have a normal conversation. Now it’s just 100% crazy.
She’s mentally ill from a traumatic brain injury, is this a DEI residency? 🤣
Well thats disgusting!!
We’re at the point where I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or not.
Is Bill Cosby gonna be the opening act?
Concessions will be replaced with Paula Dean’s newest restaurant.
Is this for real?
Hope they got enough Ambien in the dressing room.
She’s going to do alternating nights with the Kevin Sorbo one man show
This is clearly photoshopped.
The audience is too big.
lol that won’t last. Local market has no interest in dusty has beens
I want to believe this is satire, but wouldn’t be surprised if it’s not
Nice! Another reason to not go. They really shouldn’t have, but how thoughtful of them to make it worse.
With Tom McDonald opening every set
It would start off with Roseanne’s National Anthem rendition?
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZomLHxTTwuo](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZomLHxTTwuo)
Kid rock is gonna open for her
You think this is funny, but watch when it comes true.
Maga dei. When will we see Michael Richards make a comeback here?
“Kennedy” font is much too large
Ew.
With thespian interpretations by Kevin Sorbo.
This isn’t true, right?
I can’t wait to see the videos of her losing her shit when she is called out in a DC restaurant
Yes, that’ll pack the house. Entertaining Trumpers is easy, just dangle your keys in front of their faces or molest a kid on stage.
Well they’re about to find out their base audience can’t afford tickets and travel/hotel funds cause the party she supports is bleeding the middle Americans, she used to stand up for, dry as hell
Literally am not sure if this is even a joke
Bet Kid Rock is the opener LOL, bout the only two dumb enough to book the KC
Ewww.
That would certainly fit
https://preview.redd.it/cqikocvlv5ag1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eedecb1a247cd24143bf4ed145beb4c05c0bbf99
She ain’t the only one.
I hope she does the national anthem again. She sang it before like a true patriot.
I hope we’re not calling the Kennedy Center by its disastrous, newly minted monicker… you only give the idiot credence when you accept any of his craziness…
well those will be give away ticket nights
Get Jim Brewer to open for her.
I genuinely had to double check what sub this was to know if it was real or not
Ba haha ha ha ha ha baha ha ha.