And please don't just say "climate change" like it makes you sound profound. Don't be a parrot; put some effort into it.

Posted by Repulsive_Repeat_337

25 Comments

  1. Just trying to get to Florida, in hopes of teaming up with a hurricane to wipe that shitty state off the map.

  2. Embarrassed_Film_649 on

    Persistent drought over portions of the plains shifted the warm, humid air farther east.

  3. Remote-Ad-2686 on

    Climate change …. although I’m told… by my republican buddy….it doesn’t really exist.

  4. SadSuccess2377 on

    A. Drought in the southwest suppresses storm formation. Tornadoes decrease in the orange zone.
    B. Warmer, moister air from the Gulf gets brought in on the winds. Tornadoes increase in the red zone.
    A+B move the average tornado forming storm eastwards.

  5. “Don’t say climate change” is insanity. It’s literally the definition in front of you. Dry line is moving east, so tornados shall push east as well. 

  6. I live in Nebraska, and anecdotally it sure hasn’t seemed liked we’re getting less of them.

  7. Cow farts in Texas pushed the heavier methane gas east, causing a shift in low pressure systems across the bayou and central plains.

  8. well to make a long story short – it appears as if the climate might be changing and causing the tornadoes to look for food elsewhere

  9. ReindeerFl0tilla on

    I’ll say “climate change” to be factually correct. I don’t care about being profound.

  10. I COULD put a lot of effort into explaining how and why global weather patterns are shifting, but that would be stupid because thousands of other people have already put the effort into explaining it. They even took all that research and packaged it into a nice little phrase: climate change. 🙂