Treaty map of Europe, April 20th, 1856. The key reads
Key to the Treaty Map of Europe
England, represented by Britannia, sits mournfully upon the waves she once ruled. Just as she has “got the steam up,” she receives without joy, a patched-up treaty of peace, that humiliates nobody except England, and benefits nobody, except Russia. Britannia’s aim is held in confinement by “the Horse Guards”; Nepotism at her shoulder knot; and tlie “Manchester Peace Party” at her light hand, weigh it down. Red tape ties her sword in its scabbard. The British lion, although couchant is by no means satisfied by the half-done work; his eye is blinded by a blow from the Redan, and above him is the balance of accounts, a payment of fifty million of pounds sterling, for the little jobs of Kinburn and Bomarsund, not worth fifty pence.
France is better pleased, the Gallic cock crows over its success, and even the young chick, just out of its egg, is rejoicing; the stride of France is over the treaty, and his foot already touches the Pyrenees; beyond which, Spain raging like a mad bull, tosses aloft its rag of a constitution, and is still in the dust of its disturbances.
Italy, a mad dog in convulsions, is tied up neck and heels, owing its strangulation to the twisted rope of Popery, which is tightened round its throat; it still looks to the braying animal that lays his paw on it, and turns from the noble monarch, who is rady to be at its side.
Sardinia, a trump card, has played the rub, counts honours, and will perhaps shortly win its game.
Austria, the double headed Ass, as of yore, has “hung a Calf skin on its recreant limbs,” through which is thrust the sword which she feared to draw. One paw writes protocols to the Western Powers, the other covers Hungary, and stretches to the Danubian provinces, which are still “a nice bone to pick.”
Prussia, the cur, wears the collar of the Czar, its master; the petty, the very petty German states are tied to its tail; its Crown is but half secure, and it makes but a sorry figure in the eyes of Europe.
Poland shows but as the grave-stone of Defunct Nationality; the form of its vengeance is still indistinct, but rost-worn chaims may yet break, and “the policy of Peter the Great,” may still be erased from the Map of Nations.
Hungary is the thistle on which the braying donkey Austria still feeds; the thistle’s motto is, however “nemo me impune lacessit,” and the iron crown must yet be purchased by some iron sword.
Sweden, old Sweden, still asks for its Fin, and must have it one day restored-Norway promises to back the old Sea-dog, and Denmark, with mournful sound calls backs the fleet, which merely left the British Lion’s complimentary card at Cronstadt, promising to call again.
Russia, the Northern Bear, enchained by the treaty with the Allied Powers, and kept tied up nearer to the North Pole, turns its head for a while from the East, to lick his wounded pa of the Crime. Bristling bayonets interpose to keep his sinister paw from Circassia (paws of the Persian carpet!) but the Russian hide is only half “tanned”, brute force seems still its collar of merit; falsehood and cruelty on its lips, ignorance and bigotry on its forehead, treachery lurking behind, it is still under the shade of its ancient protector.
Turkey seems more at ease, resting on a better foundation, it appears determined to rely on its renewed strength, whilst its old and defunct imbecility, cupidity and ignorance have found dishonourable graves.
The Treaty map of Europe, which shall yet be formed, must be written with Steel Pens, of which many millions are nearly ready
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Trans Germany
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Portugal is gone
Nedissis on
I noticed the black bear behind Russia for very last, after seeing and reading everything, and got creeped out.
I can’t understand what is written on it, though.
Tim_the_Tea_Man on
See this is why I’m on this sub haha not those weird “who has eaten a coney dog” maps or whatever
koontzim on
“Grease”😭
philman132 on
Sweden as a fish asking to get back its stolen Finn is fun
PatienceEasy1481 on
all maps are propaganda
Upset_Chip7559 on
Wait, What did ‘Bigotry’ mean in this context? [Russian bear]
KingKaiserW on
You know the weird part, in the grand scheme of things, this wasn’t that long ago. 1850, we aren’t far removed from such a different world.
MoritzIstKuhl on
Hey I live in the “very pretty german states”
JayManty on
1850s equivalent of schizoposting
sumpuran on
Ohh, *that* Crimean War
Responsible-Diet-147 on
By the British, I suppose
GustavoistSoldier on
r/propagandaposters
Winndypops on
Damn, just about everyone is getting dabbed on here.
hilmiira on
Circassia
patacas4080 on
r/mapswithoutportugal
Even_Reception8876 on
‘Grease’ lol!
sean-culottes on
Lol “very petty German states”
jordandino418 on
**Very Petty German States**
Blaze-Amaze on
Sooo they DID make fun of Turkey even then 😀
dexterpine on
Norway :–)
simplyyAL on
Can we have the German Ocean back?
Gummmo-www on
And Portugal?
ButterscotchSad1813 on
Lol. Love the cities under russia . Only Baltic ones are listed Revel, Riga, Memel . Rest is slavery, treachery , biggotry ….
AlamRX on
I’m hoping the ‘the other part of Sardinia’ part was purposely done like that despite it being the island of Sardinia itself because I find it humorous
SpinachFrosty on
Well… not much has changed honestly
Similarities with Russia are uncanny
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What does the “cruising ground of the Yankees during the Anglo American question” over the Balearic Islands mean?
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Which country made the map?
There’s a lot going here, crikey!
Notice nepoleon
Treaty map of Europe, April 20th, 1856. The key reads
Key to the Treaty Map of Europe
England, represented by Britannia, sits mournfully upon the waves she once ruled. Just as she has “got the steam up,” she receives without joy, a patched-up treaty of peace, that humiliates nobody except England, and benefits nobody, except Russia. Britannia’s aim is held in confinement by “the Horse Guards”; Nepotism at her shoulder knot; and tlie “Manchester Peace Party” at her light hand, weigh it down. Red tape ties her sword in its scabbard. The British lion, although couchant is by no means satisfied by the half-done work; his eye is blinded by a blow from the Redan, and above him is the balance of accounts, a payment of fifty million of pounds sterling, for the little jobs of Kinburn and Bomarsund, not worth fifty pence.
France is better pleased, the Gallic cock crows over its success, and even the young chick, just out of its egg, is rejoicing; the stride of France is over the treaty, and his foot already touches the Pyrenees; beyond which, Spain raging like a mad bull, tosses aloft its rag of a constitution, and is still in the dust of its disturbances.
Italy, a mad dog in convulsions, is tied up neck and heels, owing its strangulation to the twisted rope of Popery, which is tightened round its throat; it still looks to the braying animal that lays his paw on it, and turns from the noble monarch, who is rady to be at its side.
Sardinia, a trump card, has played the rub, counts honours, and will perhaps shortly win its game.
Austria, the double headed Ass, as of yore, has “hung a Calf skin on its recreant limbs,” through which is thrust the sword which she feared to draw. One paw writes protocols to the Western Powers, the other covers Hungary, and stretches to the Danubian provinces, which are still “a nice bone to pick.”
Prussia, the cur, wears the collar of the Czar, its master; the petty, the very petty German states are tied to its tail; its Crown is but half secure, and it makes but a sorry figure in the eyes of Europe.
Poland shows but as the grave-stone of Defunct Nationality; the form of its vengeance is still indistinct, but rost-worn chaims may yet break, and “the policy of Peter the Great,” may still be erased from the Map of Nations.
Hungary is the thistle on which the braying donkey Austria still feeds; the thistle’s motto is, however “nemo me impune lacessit,” and the iron crown must yet be purchased by some iron sword.
Sweden, old Sweden, still asks for its Fin, and must have it one day restored-Norway promises to back the old Sea-dog, and Denmark, with mournful sound calls backs the fleet, which merely left the British Lion’s complimentary card at Cronstadt, promising to call again.
Russia, the Northern Bear, enchained by the treaty with the Allied Powers, and kept tied up nearer to the North Pole, turns its head for a while from the East, to lick his wounded pa of the Crime. Bristling bayonets interpose to keep his sinister paw from Circassia (paws of the Persian carpet!) but the Russian hide is only half “tanned”, brute force seems still its collar of merit; falsehood and cruelty on its lips, ignorance and bigotry on its forehead, treachery lurking behind, it is still under the shade of its ancient protector.
Turkey seems more at ease, resting on a better foundation, it appears determined to rely on its renewed strength, whilst its old and defunct imbecility, cupidity and ignorance have found dishonourable graves.
The Treaty map of Europe, which shall yet be formed, must be written with Steel Pens, of which many millions are nearly ready
Trans Germany
Portugal is gone
I noticed the black bear behind Russia for very last, after seeing and reading everything, and got creeped out.
I can’t understand what is written on it, though.
See this is why I’m on this sub haha not those weird “who has eaten a coney dog” maps or whatever
“Grease”😭
Sweden as a fish asking to get back its stolen Finn is fun
all maps are propaganda
Wait, What did ‘Bigotry’ mean in this context? [Russian bear]
You know the weird part, in the grand scheme of things, this wasn’t that long ago. 1850, we aren’t far removed from such a different world.
Hey I live in the “very pretty german states”
1850s equivalent of schizoposting
Ohh, *that* Crimean War
By the British, I suppose
r/propagandaposters
Damn, just about everyone is getting dabbed on here.
Circassia
r/mapswithoutportugal
‘Grease’ lol!
Lol “very petty German states”
**Very Petty German States**
Sooo they DID make fun of Turkey even then 😀
Norway :–)
Can we have the German Ocean back?
And Portugal?
Lol. Love the cities under russia . Only Baltic ones are listed Revel, Riga, Memel . Rest is slavery, treachery , biggotry ….
I’m hoping the ‘the other part of Sardinia’ part was purposely done like that despite it being the island of Sardinia itself because I find it humorous
Well… not much has changed honestly
Similarities with Russia are uncanny
What does the “cruising ground of the Yankees during the Anglo American question” over the Balearic Islands mean?