These types of stories can only end in a good way.
Clean_Assumption_186 on
I’ll love that for him
Karf on
…. Why do people believe him? We can see both his hands are constantly bruised from IVs now. He’s trying to play strong, but he’s being propped up. I wouldn’t doubt he’s on the medication to ease his Alzheimer’s. You think trump would studies that claim to curry that shit and he wouldn’t get on the phone to demand it? Please.
Made_Human_Music on
> “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense”?
No, it doesn’t make even a little bit of sense in any way
But I hope he keeps doing it. Let his blood get as thin as it can get
mcs5280 on
Maybe he should take even more just to show the doctors how much smarter he is than them?
tracyinge on
daily aspirin use, especially at 4 times the recommended 81mg dosage, can cause bleeding on the brain and brain stroke.
Correct_Emu7015 on
Plot twist: he has no heart!
jeffepstein49 on
Leavitt: “The president’s left hand is covered in bruises because he shakes hands with both his right and left hands.”.
zSeia on
Finally, a Trump policy I support.
justabill71 on
Grin and Bayer it.
gizajobicandothat on
So he would be decreasing his risk of heart attacks and strokes from clotting whilst increasing his risk of strokes from brain hemorrhage….it’s only a matter of time.
pluckyporcupette on
Sounds good to me, man! If one is good, more must be better! Take them all!
(This advise is for DJT only)
OpenImagination9 on
Awesome … keep doing that!
fumphdik on
I take the best aspirin. My doctors tell me I should take one every 2-4 hours so I swallow the bottle because I have the most aspirin. Get wrecked libs… -djt
fowlraul on
All jokes aside, I swear he said WSJ was fake news like five times this year. Why is he telling them stuff? 🤔
Chance_Guarantee4823 on
He’s a cockroach
schu4KSU on
Might be why a bullet flying by his ear caused profuse bleeding.
bananastand512 on
So he had a stroke and now he’s petrified of having another one and is overcompensating. That’s why he’s bruising so badly, he can’t fucking clot because aspirin is an anti platelet medication.
saltthatsnail on
Trump to his doctor: quiet piggy
mover999 on
500% … maybe 900% …. But hopefully 1600%
Oldfolksboogie on
Because he knows better than any licensed physician, coz stable genius and shit. 🤦♂️
RociBuldidi on
Trump actively ignoring his doctors is the best news I’ve heard in months.
Dowew on
He sounds like hes sundowning.
thismadhatter on
Here comes the “pity me, im old and sick and could never rape kids” era.
WintersChild79 on
>>In gradual aspirin poisoning, symptoms develop over days or weeks. The most common symptoms are:
>>
>>Drowsiness
>>
>>Subtle confusion
>>
>>Hallucinations
>>
>>Light-headedness, rapid breathing, shortness of breath, fever, dehydration, low blood pressure, a low oxygen level in the blood (hypoxia), a buildup of lactic acid in the blood (lactic acidosis), fluid in the lungs (pulmonary edema), seizures, and brain swelling can develop.
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These types of stories can only end in a good way.
I’ll love that for him
…. Why do people believe him? We can see both his hands are constantly bruised from IVs now. He’s trying to play strong, but he’s being propped up. I wouldn’t doubt he’s on the medication to ease his Alzheimer’s. You think trump would studies that claim to curry that shit and he wouldn’t get on the phone to demand it? Please.
> “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense”?
No, it doesn’t make even a little bit of sense in any way
But I hope he keeps doing it. Let his blood get as thin as it can get
Maybe he should take even more just to show the doctors how much smarter he is than them?
daily aspirin use, especially at 4 times the recommended 81mg dosage, can cause bleeding on the brain and brain stroke.
Plot twist: he has no heart!
Leavitt: “The president’s left hand is covered in bruises because he shakes hands with both his right and left hands.”.
Finally, a Trump policy I support.
Grin and Bayer it.
So he would be decreasing his risk of heart attacks and strokes from clotting whilst increasing his risk of strokes from brain hemorrhage….it’s only a matter of time.
Sounds good to me, man! If one is good, more must be better! Take them all!
(This advise is for DJT only)
Awesome … keep doing that!
I take the best aspirin. My doctors tell me I should take one every 2-4 hours so I swallow the bottle because I have the most aspirin. Get wrecked libs… -djt
All jokes aside, I swear he said WSJ was fake news like five times this year. Why is he telling them stuff? 🤔
He’s a cockroach
Might be why a bullet flying by his ear caused profuse bleeding.
So he had a stroke and now he’s petrified of having another one and is overcompensating. That’s why he’s bruising so badly, he can’t fucking clot because aspirin is an anti platelet medication.
Trump to his doctor: quiet piggy
500% … maybe 900% …. But hopefully 1600%
Because he knows better than any licensed physician, coz stable genius and shit. 🤦♂️
Trump actively ignoring his doctors is the best news I’ve heard in months.
He sounds like hes sundowning.
Here comes the “pity me, im old and sick and could never rape kids” era.
>>In gradual aspirin poisoning, symptoms develop over days or weeks. The most common symptoms are:
>>
>>Drowsiness
>>
>>Subtle confusion
>>
>>Hallucinations
>>
>>Light-headedness, rapid breathing, shortness of breath, fever, dehydration, low blood pressure, a low oxygen level in the blood (hypoxia), a buildup of lactic acid in the blood (lactic acidosis), fluid in the lungs (pulmonary edema), seizures, and brain swelling can develop.
Source: https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/injuries-and-poisoning/poisoning/aspirin-poisoning
Hmm
Does he realize aspirin is also toxic?
Also, he likes “thin blood,” so he’d prefer being an elderly hemophiliac? He’s been cut several times while giving handshakes.
Doesn’t sound healthy to me.
He is one fall and bonk to the head away from a really, really bad situation.
Obama takes double that much. Biden takes triple! Someone tell him.