Remember when he almost died from COVID but the healthcare plan that the government gives the president brought him back with experimental treatment? And then he made the secret service drive him around the block.
Ok-Account-7660 on
Competitive_Fee_5829 on
I kinda want a filet o fish….
ailish on
You assume he’s going to give up the office. If he lives out the year.
Poult1 on
Is combining two of those a mukbang or McBang?
Einn1Tveir2 on
Fun fact, both Trump and Biden dont drink alcohol.
Kod_Rick on
3 of his 4 siblings are gone. I know his parents lived a long time but I choose to look at his siblings.
Stinja808 on
Filet-o-fish and a big mac sounds interesting, ngl.
Imma have to try that out.
I tell you what: If it works, I might have to switch political parties.
I made this stencil for anyone to print out and use. Have fun.🥰
Mother-Green on
Can you imagine the gas
qcubed3 on
This fucker is about to stroke out. He looks like absolute shit, which is rather apropos.
FascinatingFall on
Okay, but was the combo:
Big Mac + Double Quarter Pounder = The 1/3 Mac
OR
Big Mac + Fillet O’ Fish = Big O’ Fish
OR
Double Quarter Pounder + Fillet O’ Fish = Filleted O’ Pounder
(Fellatioed O’ Pounder is the winner here, methinks.)
But surely, the Fillet was the soloist here?
Curios_Observer on
The key to a long life is food with lots of preservatives as they help preserve your body. This is the new science based HHS recommendation.
peaceluvNhippie on
Stress is the real killer…. unfortunately he’s never gave a fuck about anything other than his next big mac all his life
Otaraka on
Doesn’t drink much, doesn’t smoke and doesn’t drink soft drink with sugar.  Assuming  he’s not all three out of public view of course.
Unfortunately doing a few smart things can make up for a lot when they can afford top tier health care, even if they were sillier earlier in life.
DANDELIONBOMB on
McDonald’s killed my Mother. With a Fillet OFish. So there is hope.
SanctusUnum on
Look at him now compared to just five years ago. His decline is staggering. The dude is circling the drain imo. He won’t survive his term.
Knock on wood.
jolley_mel21 on
“I think he combined two of them” makes a real seed, chicken, fox in a boat situation.
Did he add the fillet ofish to either the 1/4 lber or big Mac? Or did he add a 1/4 of burger to an already big Mac?
Either way, that’s completely diabolical.
leighalan on
How do the fries stay hot that long? Even if they transport them by helicopter from McDonald’s to the White House, that’s still long enough for them to cool down and then they just aren’t good. He could have fries made by a professional chef at his house.
JackieTreehorn79 on
……. Please
JunglePygmy on
The dude is selling Trump 2028 hats directly out of the Whitehouse gift shop. Anybody who thinks he’s willingly leaving is a fucking sucker.
NotHomeOffice on
If i wasn’t an atheist, I’d swear he made a devil with the Devil at the crossroads.
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Remember when he almost died from COVID but the healthcare plan that the government gives the president brought him back with experimental treatment? And then he made the secret service drive him around the block.
I kinda want a filet o fish….
You assume he’s going to give up the office. If he lives out the year.
Is combining two of those a mukbang or McBang?
Fun fact, both Trump and Biden dont drink alcohol.
3 of his 4 siblings are gone. I know his parents lived a long time but I choose to look at his siblings.
Filet-o-fish and a big mac sounds interesting, ngl.
Imma have to try that out.
I tell you what: If it works, I might have to switch political parties.
https://preview.redd.it/c4787ktp72bg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c07998b0835458631f87dfe03e3649bcaa1012bc
I made this stencil for anyone to print out and use. Have fun.🥰
Can you imagine the gas
This fucker is about to stroke out. He looks like absolute shit, which is rather apropos.
Okay, but was the combo:
Big Mac + Double Quarter Pounder = The 1/3 Mac
OR
Big Mac + Fillet O’ Fish = Big O’ Fish
OR
Double Quarter Pounder + Fillet O’ Fish = Filleted O’ Pounder
(Fellatioed O’ Pounder is the winner here, methinks.)
But surely, the Fillet was the soloist here?
The key to a long life is food with lots of preservatives as they help preserve your body. This is the new science based HHS recommendation.
Stress is the real killer…. unfortunately he’s never gave a fuck about anything other than his next big mac all his life
Doesn’t drink much, doesn’t smoke and doesn’t drink soft drink with sugar.  Assuming  he’s not all three out of public view of course.
Unfortunately doing a few smart things can make up for a lot when they can afford top tier health care, even if they were sillier earlier in life.
McDonald’s killed my Mother. With a Fillet OFish. So there is hope.
Look at him now compared to just five years ago. His decline is staggering. The dude is circling the drain imo. He won’t survive his term.
Knock on wood.
“I think he combined two of them” makes a real seed, chicken, fox in a boat situation.
Did he add the fillet ofish to either the 1/4 lber or big Mac? Or did he add a 1/4 of burger to an already big Mac?
Either way, that’s completely diabolical.
How do the fries stay hot that long? Even if they transport them by helicopter from McDonald’s to the White House, that’s still long enough for them to cool down and then they just aren’t good. He could have fries made by a professional chef at his house.
……. Please
The dude is selling Trump 2028 hats directly out of the Whitehouse gift shop. Anybody who thinks he’s willingly leaving is a fucking sucker.
If i wasn’t an atheist, I’d swear he made a devil with the Devil at the crossroads.