Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
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>This is just a normal, everyday, temporary precaution the Prime Minister is taking to avoid unwanted public or perhaps presidential attention,” said Minister of Foreign Affairs Anita Anand. “After all, nobody wants their precise location really accessible in the cloud all the time, whether you’re a student, a foreign visa holder, or the leader of a country that has faced multiple threats to its sovereignty.”
>Anand then stressed that Carney is, “still somewhere in the capital”, before asking reporters to “chill out on all the questions”.
Pierre meanwhile is probably flying down to Mar a Lago to offer Trump the CPC Peace Prize.
Too soon … maybe.
But fuck. We should be terrified.
Nukes when?
Funny but not funny since Trump is an absolute lunatic who’ll invade other countries to distract from his involvement in a pedo ring.
I know we laugh about this but the U.S. shows literally no regard for laws or international rules.
There’s a non zero chance still trump decides to invade Canada. Non zero could mean 0.1% but even having that be in the back of every governments mind that the U.S. could invade at any second and dethrone your government in 3 hours is alarming at best.
Shit i bought that for a second. I wouldn’t have a year ago.
Depressing. Still funny, though.
This is funny but we all know Trump just wants the part of Canada that has oil.
Trump already announced the US will be governing Venezuela and controlling their oil.
We’re at a historical turning point here. The US is now openly imperialist and they seized control of the world’s largest oil reserves. This event will have dire economic consequences for Alberta.
The Prime Minister should increase his security detail to that of a leader of a nation at war. Trump is unpredictable, if he decides to invade, we need the Prime Minister to not get kidnapped.
So, stupid question, but what argument is made by the US for the forceful capture and deposition of the Venezuelan leader that wouldn’t also be applicable to another nation doing the same thing to Trump?
All joking aside…Canada is next.
This is not satire this is I am sure action taken by Canada.
Trump is doing what he can before his death to divert people away from finding the Epstein truth about him.
That won’t help.
Its not funny.. American is mot even pretending to be a good guy any more
*US soldiers rappel into 24 Sussex*:
“Boys, I think our intel pooched this one”
And stay away from the special envoy of China, Zoom call only!
This time….it’s almost not funny, and actually a good idea lol.
It’s only day 3 of 2026 and the Beaverton has its best headline of the year lmao
So am I gunna have to die defending Canada so that boomers can defend their expensive houses or what ?
I know this is satire, but fuck does this open up a can of worms. We’re now living in a new age of imperialism and middle powers like us are in danger. We need to build our own nuclear arsenal so we can tell the big powers to fuck off.
We can expect a huge amount of Russian and American money to flow into promoting PP as the next PM.
He is done nothing but kowtow to Trump since the election. He’s not worried.
“Anand then added, apropos of nothing, that Canada’s oil reserves are “not even that big really” and that we have “never even heard the word fentanyl”.”
That’s really good.
Elbows up…