Poilievre lights emergency flares to beg Trump to invade Canada

Poilievres wife is venezuelan, she must be super happy that regime is finally gone.

Probably. I mean he did praise the illegal attack…

I thought the Tweet was also Beaverton satire. Unfortunately it is real… 

PP is the best thing to ever happen to the LPC. He saw Canadians reject MAGA and decided to double down. 

Is that satire based on a real tweet?

I’m so far past a clear devision between satire and reality these days. And TBF, living in publicly funded housing while talking down on socialism is pretty on-brand for him.

He’s a rat that would sell us all out in a second for a pat on the head from Elon

The eye of trump

Barely satire. PP supporters are posting that they want the US to do the same to Canada.

Can’t associate with anyone even “joking” about that.

Careful Pierre

>Today, the world is at war. A coalition of countries under the leadership of the U.K. and the U.S. is leading a military intervention to disarm Saddam Hussein. Yet Prime Minister Jean Chretien has left Canada outside this multilateral coalition of nations.

>This is a serious mistake. For the first time in history, the Canadian government has not stood beside its key British and American allies in their time of need. The Canadian Alliance — the official opposition in parliament — supports the American and British position because we share their concerns, their worries about the future if Iraq is left unattended to, and their fundamental vision of civilization and human values. Disarming Iraq is necessary for the long-term security of the world, and for the collective interests of our key historic allies and therefore manifestly in the national interest of Canada. Make no mistake, as our allies work to end the reign of Saddam and the brutality and aggression that are the foundations of his regime, Canada’s largest opposition party, the Canadian Alliance will not be neutral. In our hearts and minds, we will be with our allies and friends. And Canadians will be overwhelmingly with us.

>But we will not be with the Canadian government.

>Modern Canada was forged in large part by war — not because it was easy but because it was right. In the great wars of the last century — against authoritarianism, fascism, and communism — Canada did not merely stand with the Americans, more often than not we led the way. We did so for freedom, for democracy, for civilization itself. These values continue to be embodied in our allies and their leaders, and scorned by the forces of evil, including Saddam Hussein and the perpetrators of the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. That is why we will stand — and I believe most Canadians will stand with us — for these higher values which shaped our past, and which we will need in an uncertain future.

Stephen Harper, March 2003

Is Pierre a “legitimate winner” of his position? I mean fuck Maduro but Pierre is a joke.

Imagine if this idiot was calling the shots in Canada? Such a loser!

Trump is bound to take this seriously. He doesn’t understand what the Beaverton is as evidenced by one of the recent articles published by the site.

That’s certainly an idea Pierre. Maybe not a good idea but still

I’m thankful that The Beaverton has found a level of ridiculousness that I can trust to be ridiculous.

We dont need nukes. We do need a metric crap tonne of drones of all kinds and trained operators. We should be producing them domestically in the thousands.

Is Beaverton like The Onion?

Everyday I wake up happier than the last that Poillievre lost the last election

Kinda wish he would say this. Then we can arrest him.

“The Beaverton is a news satire and parody publication. All articles contained within this website and on its social media accounts, however similar to real events, are fictitious.”

https://thebeaverton.com/site-disclaimer/

It’s crazy how many people jump on the bandwagon and think it’s true without checking 😬