The longer you stare, the worse it gets.

Posted by sucobe

49 Comments

  1. Logical-Selection979 on

    I’m sure there are other ~~spies~~ guests on the other side of that thin curtain listening to all of it, real secure…

  2. Spiritual-Session865 on

    i like how trump has nothing, no laptop, no files or folders. they aren’t even pretending he knows the details 

  3. OfficalStonksForAmc on

    Twitter? Is that a fucking thinkpad with the red button in the middle of the keyboard? Gold chairs? See thru black curtains? this is my college  

  4. The event services name for this sort of space is “[pipe and drape](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_and_drape)”. It’s what’s used to separate conference show floor booths, for instance.

    At a wedding, it’s where the bride changes into her dress with her mom and bridesmaids when there’s not a specific Bride Changing Room. My band has gotten pipe and drape green rooms MANY times, and it’s often just this cheap and bad.

    When Obama took down Bin Laden, they were in the Situation Room. Trump is in a pipe and drape in the middle of like a dining room or something.

  5. Za_Lords_Guard on

    So he was coordinating an assault on another country in what looks like his club dining toom with black cloth creating his “secure room?”

    Kinda tracks for how he treats confidential documents.

  6. williamtheturd on

    It is so comforting to know that national security was of the utmost concern while the elite brain trust of the republic attempted to figure out if POTUS would need both a Big Mac and a Quarter-Pounder to endure this ordeal…

  7. Hegseth looks like he can’t remember his password and he’s on his 10th login attempt.

  8. cat_selling_souls on

    I’m willing to bet that they’re playing Live to Win in the background.

    Great, now I’m imagining Trump yelling, “Marco, bathroom! Bathroom!”

    ![gif](giphy|Q2XItyDEQJJIc)

  9. The raid was carried out at night… I’m pretty sure I see a window behind that curtain with mid day sunlight blasting thru.

  10. I assume were talking about the fact that fkng Xwitter is up on the screen during a “military” operation.

  11. Howitdobiglyboo on

    Everytime I see Rubio since the beginning of this administration he has that exact look that silently screams: “WTF have I gotten myself into”.

  12. He’s at Mar a Lago instead of the White House, surrounded by shower curtains, sitting on cheap dining room chairs, with Twitter on the projection screen. Sounds about normal for this ~~~clown show~~~ administration.

    And Marco Rubio looks constipated.

  13. Hesgeth is drafting the tweet.

    Total amateur hour here.

    Rubio’s soul has 90% left his body.

  14. “Dammit, what does 2FA even mean? Why won’t it take my password? What do you mean I’m locked out? Hey! Where is the IT guy? My computer is acting up AGAIN!”

  15. TryingToBeReallyCool on

    The phone isn’t even connected you can see in the other pics lmao. The charge port in the rear is empty. It’s a prop

  16. Rubio standing there with his resting “I’m young enough to spend decades in prison for the crimes he’s having me commit” face.

  17. The chairs 😅 even they look like I laid some newspaper down in my front yard, plopped them bad boys on it, shook a can a few times and let it rip.

  18. Four_in_binary on

    So….Some admirals, captains and commanders gonna get prosecuted for following these unlawful orders after the revolution or what?

  19. Few things
    Of all the things to be on the big screen , it is X.

    Is Hegseth looking at X to get update.

    The chairs are painted golden; I bet Trump asked them to be painted.

    Using curtains for security? To look at X ?

    Trump looking at Rubio and the other guy for answers and both ignoring him? Or are they ashamed to answer to a stupid question

  20. ILuvSupertramp on

    The Big Board is just a giant screen browser opened to Twitter

    ![gif](giphy|FGbTQy9gOne4E)

  21. That’s what the Scif looks like. Some drapes off the ballroom. That laptop looks secure and is hegsbreath on AOL instant messenger?