Trump lowkey playing Hearts of Iron 4 in real life
AwkwardTickler on
Just die already old man. eat some more hamburgers, you senile fat fuck.
CreativeMuseMan on
Nobel Peace Prize, ladies and gentlemen.
MeatImmediate6549 on
It’s like when the AI goes bonkers toward the end of a game of Civ cause its behind but trying to find a way to score a victory.
One_Handed_Typing on
The American public and Congress are too spineless to stand up to him, so he’s going to keep invading foreign countries.
Guy_GuyGuy on
Maduro was Trump’s Anschluss. He got a taste of victory and no one did anything to stop him.
The mouse got its cookie, it’ll be back tomorrow morning for more.
cawclot on
Getting real fucking tired of America.
Jamizon1 on
Congress!! DO YOUR JOB!
_ficklelilpickle on
What’s that now, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, and Colombia?
That’s just the past two days.
bennz1975 on
He’s gearing up for control of the canal is my guess.
Individual_Section_6 on
So when are we going to have enough evidence to begin impeachment proceedings?
copperblood on
The world really needs to start dumping US Treasury securities and US stocks. Yes there will be pain felt but in the long run all this US imperialism shit will end. Make the wannabe US tech oligarchs understand too.
As an American, it pains me to say this but the US’ time as leader of the world is over. And congratulations America the only one we can blame for this is ourselves.
Sweatytubesock on
Chickenshit coward likes playing with ‘his’ toy soldiers – he couldn’t be arsed when he could have served for real. Hilarious that so many dipshits bought into the idea that he was anti-war.
takofire on
This all makes sense when you realize Trump and several Heritage Foundation executives have direct ties with Vladimir Putin.
BenNitzevet on
Someone should do something before he starts a real war that he can’t control. Madness.
restore_democracy on
Someone showed him Risk, didn’t they?
SpaceMonkeyZane on
It is time for the mad king to go. 25th amendment NOW!!
Perswayable on
Venezuela, Cuba, Colombia, Iran, Greenland threats all within 2 days. Who else am I missing?
mpworth on
Dear Americans,
You’ve been gloating and boasting to the whole world for decades about how you’re the best. You’re the bravest. You’re the freest. Your people are the most prepared to stand up to tyranny. Well? Was that true? Was any of that self-congratulation true? Or will you just lie down and submit to tyranny?
Substantial-Reward70 on
Well, there’s an important difference with Venezuela and Maduro, and that is that the president of Colombia was democratically elected.
Good-Grayvee on
He’s so fucking stupid. What a piece of shit. Fuck all of his voters as well. Every last one.
ash_ninetyone on
Colombia’s government is trying combat narcos and FARC. They’re the thin wedge that is stopping mass drug smuggling on the scale of Escobar
This would be a colossally dumbfuck move
LandBarge on
First you tie up the oil.
Then you tie up the coke.
Potential_Exit_1317 on
Brazilians starting to get a little nervous right now
Angryhippo2910 on
> “Colombia is very sick, too, run by a sick man, who likes making cocaine and selling it to the United States, and he’s not going to be doing it very long,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One, in an apparent reference to Colombia’s President Gustavo Petro.
Did anyone tell Trump that President Petro is not, in fact, made of oil?
-Average_Joe- on
Isn’t Colombia our ally or at the very least a friendly country? Not that it would matter to him.
Aromatic-Garlic on
Jesus Christ. This is real life, not Risk. Can someone turn a screen on in front of him for the next three years to keep him occupied?
JC1949 on
As with Russia, once this shit starts the bully continues until it hurts him.
cookie_addicted on
Colombia is a nice country, as far as we know, the government is actively combating drug trafficking, I have friends over there, fuck.
Motor-District-3700 on
Trump: we can’t have theses illegitimate dictators in charge
Also Trump: *rolls out red carpet for Putin*
Trump: we’re being attacked by narco terrorists
Also Trump: *pardons narco terrorist*
JFC america, where is the line? I reckon it was crossed about 5,000 miles ago
SCAR_DeNoe2 on
FACT: cartels dont miss often. Something Trump and his peeps should be very aware of going forward.
turb0_encapsulator on
half the countries on earth are going to start nuclear weapons programs in 2026. Donald Trump has just made the entire planet far less safe than in the past.
shutupyourenotmydad on
Somebody please just stop this ride.
imtoowhiteandnerdy on
So far Donald Trump has threatened Denmark, Colombia, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Iran, and Cuba. Did I miss any?
At this point this maniac has demonstrated that he’s a legitimate threat to world peace, and stability.
Edit: Oops, forgot the big one, the United States
Overwatchingu on
>President Donald Trump on Sunday threatened military action against Colombia’s government, telling reporters that such an operation “sounds good to me.”
“Sounds good to me”
This is disgusting. People died in the bombings in Venezuela, and people will die in America’s future military actions. Real people with families and loved ones. And this fucking psychopath says “sounds good to me”.
Jesus fucking Christ I can’t believe that people I know are at risk of being killed just because Americans thought it would be entertaining to elect their biggest piece of shit as their president. Are you people enjoying this?
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Trump lowkey playing Hearts of Iron 4 in real life
Just die already old man. eat some more hamburgers, you senile fat fuck.
Nobel Peace Prize, ladies and gentlemen.
It’s like when the AI goes bonkers toward the end of a game of Civ cause its behind but trying to find a way to score a victory.
The American public and Congress are too spineless to stand up to him, so he’s going to keep invading foreign countries.
Maduro was Trump’s Anschluss. He got a taste of victory and no one did anything to stop him.
The mouse got its cookie, it’ll be back tomorrow morning for more.
Getting real fucking tired of America.
Congress!! DO YOUR JOB!
What’s that now, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, and Colombia?
That’s just the past two days.
He’s gearing up for control of the canal is my guess.
So when are we going to have enough evidence to begin impeachment proceedings?
The world really needs to start dumping US Treasury securities and US stocks. Yes there will be pain felt but in the long run all this US imperialism shit will end. Make the wannabe US tech oligarchs understand too.
As an American, it pains me to say this but the US’ time as leader of the world is over. And congratulations America the only one we can blame for this is ourselves.
Chickenshit coward likes playing with ‘his’ toy soldiers – he couldn’t be arsed when he could have served for real. Hilarious that so many dipshits bought into the idea that he was anti-war.
This all makes sense when you realize Trump and several Heritage Foundation executives have direct ties with Vladimir Putin.
Someone should do something before he starts a real war that he can’t control. Madness.
Someone showed him Risk, didn’t they?
It is time for the mad king to go. 25th amendment NOW!!
Venezuela, Cuba, Colombia, Iran, Greenland threats all within 2 days. Who else am I missing?
Dear Americans,
You’ve been gloating and boasting to the whole world for decades about how you’re the best. You’re the bravest. You’re the freest. Your people are the most prepared to stand up to tyranny. Well? Was that true? Was any of that self-congratulation true? Or will you just lie down and submit to tyranny?
Well, there’s an important difference with Venezuela and Maduro, and that is that the president of Colombia was democratically elected.
He’s so fucking stupid. What a piece of shit. Fuck all of his voters as well. Every last one.
Colombia’s government is trying combat narcos and FARC. They’re the thin wedge that is stopping mass drug smuggling on the scale of Escobar
This would be a colossally dumbfuck move
First you tie up the oil.
Then you tie up the coke.
Brazilians starting to get a little nervous right now
> “Colombia is very sick, too, run by a sick man, who likes making cocaine and selling it to the United States, and he’s not going to be doing it very long,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One, in an apparent reference to Colombia’s President Gustavo Petro.
Did anyone tell Trump that President Petro is not, in fact, made of oil?
Isn’t Colombia our ally or at the very least a friendly country? Not that it would matter to him.
Jesus Christ. This is real life, not Risk. Can someone turn a screen on in front of him for the next three years to keep him occupied?
As with Russia, once this shit starts the bully continues until it hurts him.
Colombia is a nice country, as far as we know, the government is actively combating drug trafficking, I have friends over there, fuck.
Trump: we can’t have theses illegitimate dictators in charge
Also Trump: *rolls out red carpet for Putin*
Trump: we’re being attacked by narco terrorists
Also Trump: *pardons narco terrorist*
JFC america, where is the line? I reckon it was crossed about 5,000 miles ago
FACT: cartels dont miss often. Something Trump and his peeps should be very aware of going forward.
half the countries on earth are going to start nuclear weapons programs in 2026. Donald Trump has just made the entire planet far less safe than in the past.
Somebody please just stop this ride.
So far Donald Trump has threatened Denmark, Colombia, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Iran, and Cuba. Did I miss any?
At this point this maniac has demonstrated that he’s a legitimate threat to world peace, and stability.
Edit: Oops, forgot the big one, the United States
>President Donald Trump on Sunday threatened military action against Colombia’s government, telling reporters that such an operation “sounds good to me.”
“Sounds good to me”
This is disgusting. People died in the bombings in Venezuela, and people will die in America’s future military actions. Real people with families and loved ones. And this fucking psychopath says “sounds good to me”.
Jesus fucking Christ I can’t believe that people I know are at risk of being killed just because Americans thought it would be entertaining to elect their biggest piece of shit as their president. Are you people enjoying this?