Great Achievements of the Empire (1418 Day Report)

Today is exactly 1418 days since "three day special operations" beginning The entire Eastern Front of World War II lasted just as long.

Since the Kremlin loves numbers and reports, I have listed the strategic achievements during this period:

1. Stability at the front: During the time when the USSR went from the Volga to Berlin, "second world army" managed to advance as far as 45 km to Pokrovsk.
2. Energy independence: The world’s most profitable European gas market has been successfully and irreversibly eliminated. Now gas is pumped to China at cost. Strategic vassalage formalized.
3. Modernization of the fleet: The Black Sea fleet has been successfully transformed into a submarine fleet. To lose a naval war to a nation that does not have a navy is a display of exceptional talent.
4. Diversification of logistics: The endless warehouses of the USSR were emptied in order to move to "high technology" imports from North Korea.
5. Demilitarization: Destroyed more of its own tanks (>4,300) than the US has in its entire active reserve. Iron utilization is going according to plan.
6. International cooperation in Kursk: Ukraine was allowed to occupy its territory for half a year in order to invite North Korean slaves on an excursion.
7. Propaganda victories: Successfully convinced the local fauna that occupying an ordinary barn in the Donbass is equal to the storming of Berlin.
8. Budget optimization: 40% of the state’s money is thrown into the furnace so that the economy revolves only on military doping. The civilian sector is being successfully starved.

In 1418 days, he did not take a single functioning center of the area, burned the reserves of future generations and became a vassal of China.

Happy anniversary.