If it was the CEO of Exxon who said this and would come out with receipts to prove it, that would be so funny
TsukasaElkKite on
Bro was audibly sharting
kingdazy on
“like he’s senile”
because he *is*.
Randomcommentor1972 on
Meanwhile he’s telling oil companies to send in their people to get killed and kidnapped
Septos999 on
He mis-spelled ‘sharted’.
VoightofReason on
There’s enough real and factual stuff to shit on Trump for. Made up nonsense and judging his appearance is only distracting from the fact he’s a convicted felon, pedofile, and he’s blocking the Trump Files from being released
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There are too many of these Trump smells bad anecdotes to not take it seriously. It would be a shame if someone made a hashtag trend related to this.
Maybe he has a tunneling wound from all the moisture in his depends
farted audibly a dozen times
JFC what an embarrassment, as if being a pedo isn’t enough
He is the skidmark on America 💩
Bro was shitting his pants
I trust him. If there’s anyone who knows more about noxious fumes and hazardous waste, its an oil exec.
He was opening the oil vein in his pants apparently, but unfortunately more than gas came out
*Like* he’s senile?
My dude…
Mr. Fart President
Wonder if chubby and Rudy G ever had contests for duration, volume and stench.
At one point he stood up and walked over to a window. Acted like no one else was in the room. He is totally loopy.
This needs to be a future SNL cold open
In this case, can old age work its magic a wee bit quicker pleaaaaaaaaaaase
Imagine sharting roast beef. Anyone up for some Arby’s?
And they still all sucked his ass anyways.
Oh no! I just realized that Trump *had to* get up and walk away from everyone so he could pass gas.
I wish this was real
You know who never stank and shit their pants? This guy
https://preview.redd.it/uu9f2o1uc1dg1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea52cd59d77f2e539dcb207f319895f49b49d12
If it was the CEO of Exxon who said this and would come out with receipts to prove it, that would be so funny
Bro was audibly sharting
“like he’s senile”
because he *is*.
Meanwhile he’s telling oil companies to send in their people to get killed and kidnapped
He mis-spelled ‘sharted’.
There’s enough real and factual stuff to shit on Trump for. Made up nonsense and judging his appearance is only distracting from the fact he’s a convicted felon, pedofile, and he’s blocking the Trump Files from being released
That ain’t roast beef you smelling there
For those taking this as real: [https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-satirical-post-said-013844619.html](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-satirical-post-said-013844619.html)
[https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-satirical-post-said-013844619.html](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-satirical-post-said-013844619.html) Fake