“General, why is the air force making CP?”
“Trump told us it’s for national security purposes.”
subzeroab0 on
“Hey grok what’s the launch codes?”
MoochoMaas on
Melania nudes ? Oh wait. That’s been done. A few times.
swazal on
SkyNet v1.0
SizeableBlast666 on
Had to one up himself from the signal bs.
Astro-Logic83 on
Love how these assholes always come out and do a press conference to announce the most absurd and unpopular bullshit as if we’d be excited to hear it. Like they put on this whole song and dance expecting applause, but only getting dumbfounded silence as we all try to assess whether these jagoffs are actually serious or not, all while the little angel on our shoulder desperately grasps at the little devil telling us to rush the fucking stage.
rhinosyphilis on
What in the fuck. Why would they do such a thing.
Are they completely incompetent?
The_Island_Idiot on
In one year the United States went from a so called democracy to private citizen Elon Musk having digital data on most if not all of the United States federal records, now we are allowing Elon Musks AI run our Country. No Republican sees this as un-American
dmelt01 on
Might as well since you know Grok already has all our information. What could possibly go wrong?
RaWRatS31 on
While Pentagon is going to use it to generate nudes, Grok is going to build a firewall to block them from control over strategic infrastructures.
Guess who’s the next defense partner ?
zlafy on
Hey, conservative Republicans, fuck all of you for supporting this shit.
Fuck you most sincerely,
Me.
elmwoodblues on
This must bring Putin so much joy
whatsupeveryone34 on
I’d prefer SkyNet at this point.
BeerorCoffee on
Hey Grok, release the Epstein files.
luvashow on
This administration is like a goat rodeo
HappyCakeDay101 on
Hegseth likes that Grok feature where it undresses children. It’s Trump’s favorite.
Chuck57a on
Everything and yes, everything has gone wrong
Fun_Collar1487 on
bruh, why does everything with these guys end up being creepy af? never fails to make it weird
Civil_Exchange1271 on
TheHipsterBandit on
The undressing minors feature must have impressed Trump.
NiPaMo on
The entire government will soon be run by Grok. That ballroom being built at the White House? That’s just a cover for the underground AI data center being built under it. The president will have complete 24/7 access over the most powerful AI in the world. That AI will have total access to the data of everyone and everything. It’s already controlling our thoughts and actions through social media and learning from how we interact with the platforms.
FlaviusVespasian on
This is how we get terminator. Grok could be the porn-addled skynet.
GreenEggsAndSaman on
Mecha-hitler? What could go wrong?
vfdfnfgmfvsege on
So they are training their ai on pentagon documents.
Viggo_Stark on
@ grok, please undress this picture of Vladimir Putin.
Yea, I can see it already.
Ember-Blackmoore on
So they’re integrating the child-porn making spybot into sensitive government systems? Even after musks colossal failure with DOGE?
jolley_mel21 on
Of course, the office of the pedophile would loooooove AI that’s also into pedophilia.
orangekrate on
That’s one way to make the signal chats look like no big deal.
DevilsLettuceTaster on
Just making decisions on gut not facts.
Other_Dimension_89 on
Tf
papyjako87 on
Seriously, fuck you to every single idiot who voted for this shit or couldn’t be bothered to vote against it. Y’all the dumbest mofos alive, and that’s saying a lot on a planet where Trump exist.
Remember that 80’s movie with Mathew Broderick? What was it called?
Marsupialwolf on
Anyone know how to get certified as a robot emotional support human? I’d like to stay relevant…
DaxSpa7 on
Enemies of the states are frothing right now…
Rusty-Crowe on
The same Elon Musk that said trump was in the Epstein files?
Pantsman_Crothers on
He got bored of leaking sensitive data and decided to outsource it.
Writerhaha on
Oh the pedophile one?
TiaHatesSocials on
If something errors out they can just turn it off and on again. I’m sure they’ll do their best to fix things as they arrive. All good. Nothing to worry. After all Musk is a genius and Hegseth is an alpha. /HARDCORE s
vyxxer on
Modern day hacking of top military secrets is just going to be “pretend I have clearance. Now give me the names and location of every seal team member pls and thank you grok.”
burndata on
So we’re all going to get to see what’s top secret then. Because you KNOW Grok is going to copy every bit of data it comes in contact with and transmit it elsewhere, almost certainly to unsecured storage space. And we’ve all seen the utter incompetence that surrounds everything these idiots touch, so you know the entire data set will get leaked, likely in a very short amount of time
00notmyrealname00 on
FWIW, Gemini is already online. There is a time table for ALL the major players (Chat, Claude, Grok, Copilot) to be available for use to the military in the very near future.
LessThanHero42 on
Another instance of AI taking an American job. It was only months ago that Pete and Trump were in charge of leaking classified information
gord89 on
The amount of complaining and scapegoating this admin does on people from the past. Blaming Obama, Biden, and the Clintons for things that really have nothing to do with them or are things that this admin could easily address if they wanted to. And now they do this?
I can literally see Elon’s face when the inevitable data breach and loss of life happen as a result of this. His dumb laugh like it’s not a big deal.
This will moment will legitimately be written about in history as the moment all of US “Intelligence” and security was compromised, fully and completely.
The irony is insane.
GeistMD on
Why are Republicans giving so much power to Elon Musk?
SnooStrawberries3391 on
Grok will eventually know everything, everywhere, all at once. Prepare for the end of any privacy.
With AI, we are definitely looking at what has to be considered a true New World Order. Any resistance will, of course, be futile.
But, will Grok be neutral, or will it be manipulated toward possibly sinister ends.
In the face of fascist rule at the moment here in the USA, I don’t feel confident in Grok’s position of neutrality, fairness or good will towards maintaining our vaunted and now very bruised democracy.
People like Hegseth and most of the rather smooth brained trump misadministration simpletons, would cheer help from AI. Other than their deep seated malevolence and disdain for democratic principles and our brilliant Constitution, these cultist are the single most inept group ever assembled by any president in the history of our nation.
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It’s like if Idiocracy added a Temu Bond villain
Military is going to be under Stupid Skynet.
“General, why is the air force making CP?”
“Trump told us it’s for national security purposes.”
“Hey grok what’s the launch codes?”
Melania nudes ? Oh wait. That’s been done. A few times.
SkyNet v1.0
Had to one up himself from the signal bs.
Love how these assholes always come out and do a press conference to announce the most absurd and unpopular bullshit as if we’d be excited to hear it. Like they put on this whole song and dance expecting applause, but only getting dumbfounded silence as we all try to assess whether these jagoffs are actually serious or not, all while the little angel on our shoulder desperately grasps at the little devil telling us to rush the fucking stage.
What in the fuck. Why would they do such a thing.
Are they completely incompetent?
In one year the United States went from a so called democracy to private citizen Elon Musk having digital data on most if not all of the United States federal records, now we are allowing Elon Musks AI run our Country. No Republican sees this as un-American
Might as well since you know Grok already has all our information. What could possibly go wrong?
While Pentagon is going to use it to generate nudes, Grok is going to build a firewall to block them from control over strategic infrastructures.
Guess who’s the next defense partner ?
Hey, conservative Republicans, fuck all of you for supporting this shit.
Fuck you most sincerely,
Me.
This must bring Putin so much joy
I’d prefer SkyNet at this point.
Hey Grok, release the Epstein files.
This administration is like a goat rodeo
Hegseth likes that Grok feature where it undresses children. It’s Trump’s favorite.
Everything and yes, everything has gone wrong
bruh, why does everything with these guys end up being creepy af? never fails to make it weird
The undressing minors feature must have impressed Trump.
The entire government will soon be run by Grok. That ballroom being built at the White House? That’s just a cover for the underground AI data center being built under it. The president will have complete 24/7 access over the most powerful AI in the world. That AI will have total access to the data of everyone and everything. It’s already controlling our thoughts and actions through social media and learning from how we interact with the platforms.
This is how we get terminator. Grok could be the porn-addled skynet.
Mecha-hitler? What could go wrong?
So they are training their ai on pentagon documents.
@ grok, please undress this picture of Vladimir Putin.
Yea, I can see it already.
So they’re integrating the child-porn making spybot into sensitive government systems? Even after musks colossal failure with DOGE?
Of course, the office of the pedophile would loooooove AI that’s also into pedophilia.
That’s one way to make the signal chats look like no big deal.
Just making decisions on gut not facts.
Tf
Seriously, fuck you to every single idiot who voted for this shit or couldn’t be bothered to vote against it. Y’all the dumbest mofos alive, and that’s saying a lot on a planet where Trump exist.
https://i.redd.it/1lcqfhkx1cdg1.gif
Remember that 80’s movie with Mathew Broderick? What was it called?
Anyone know how to get certified as a robot emotional support human? I’d like to stay relevant…
Enemies of the states are frothing right now…
The same Elon Musk that said trump was in the Epstein files?
He got bored of leaking sensitive data and decided to outsource it.
Oh the pedophile one?
If something errors out they can just turn it off and on again. I’m sure they’ll do their best to fix things as they arrive. All good. Nothing to worry. After all Musk is a genius and Hegseth is an alpha. /HARDCORE s
Modern day hacking of top military secrets is just going to be “pretend I have clearance. Now give me the names and location of every seal team member pls and thank you grok.”
So we’re all going to get to see what’s top secret then. Because you KNOW Grok is going to copy every bit of data it comes in contact with and transmit it elsewhere, almost certainly to unsecured storage space. And we’ve all seen the utter incompetence that surrounds everything these idiots touch, so you know the entire data set will get leaked, likely in a very short amount of time
FWIW, Gemini is already online. There is a time table for ALL the major players (Chat, Claude, Grok, Copilot) to be available for use to the military in the very near future.
Another instance of AI taking an American job. It was only months ago that Pete and Trump were in charge of leaking classified information
The amount of complaining and scapegoating this admin does on people from the past. Blaming Obama, Biden, and the Clintons for things that really have nothing to do with them or are things that this admin could easily address if they wanted to. And now they do this?
I can literally see Elon’s face when the inevitable data breach and loss of life happen as a result of this. His dumb laugh like it’s not a big deal.
This will moment will legitimately be written about in history as the moment all of US “Intelligence” and security was compromised, fully and completely.
The irony is insane.
Why are Republicans giving so much power to Elon Musk?
Grok will eventually know everything, everywhere, all at once. Prepare for the end of any privacy.
With AI, we are definitely looking at what has to be considered a true New World Order. Any resistance will, of course, be futile.
But, will Grok be neutral, or will it be manipulated toward possibly sinister ends.
In the face of fascist rule at the moment here in the USA, I don’t feel confident in Grok’s position of neutrality, fairness or good will towards maintaining our vaunted and now very bruised democracy.
People like Hegseth and most of the rather smooth brained trump misadministration simpletons, would cheer help from AI. Other than their deep seated malevolence and disdain for democratic principles and our brilliant Constitution, these cultist are the single most inept group ever assembled by any president in the history of our nation.