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    Putting wheels on the cross to make it easier to carry is prob the most American Evangelical thing ever. All of the victimhood but none of the sacrifice. - @lanechanged
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    Putting wheels on the cross to make it easier to carry is prob the most American Evangelical thing ever. All of the victimhood but none of the sacrifice. – @lanechanged


    Putting wheels on the cross to make it easier to carry is prob the most American Evangelical thing ever. All of the victimhood but none of the sacrifice. – @lanechanged

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    47 Comments

    2. llamapositif on

      When you believe in an all powerful all knowing deity who did some performative snuff theater himself to garner attention, you kinda lean that way to begin with

    6. TheWiseOne1234 on

      I want to see the part where he is nailed to the thing. Until that happens, it’s all performative.

    7. dinkeydonuts on

      Don’t want to scuff up God’s floor. Grandma sent her Social Security check to pay for that, tax free.

    10. stunk_funky on

      There ain’t a penthouse Christian that wants the pain of the scab, but they all want the scar. – Iron and Wine

    13. OGodIDontKnow on

      Even better is that the cross is HOLLOW, just like their Christianity. It’s not even solid wood beams.

    15. Some_Kinda_Username on

      It’s likes the next step is going to be a plastic made in China fake crown of thorns right?

      ![gif](giphy|l2YWCqCct5HJp7pYs)

    18. StormyDaze1175 on

      So I decided to carry a giant torture device around for a while…..and that’s all I have to say about that. 

    21. CybercurlsMKII on

      When one of those evangelical bullshit artists finally takes the wheel off can you imagine how much their crowd will eat it up?

    28. moonwalkingastronaut on

      Evangelical Christianity is 100% for show. It’s just as hollow as the symbol this moron is carrying

    30. CattyOhio74 on

      I’m sorry but if Jesus can carry a full blown cross after being skinned alive you can easily carry a full cross too

    35. seeking_horizon on

      Says it all, dunnit. Just shameless.

      The asshole street preachers in New Orleans yelling at tourists in the Quarter about fire & brimstone use these.

    36. osirus35 on

      Probably smaller and lighter than the real thing too. So even without the wheels still cheating

    37. howtokillanhour on

      It’s a perfect advertisement for the christian bargain, it’s the ultimate Yom Kippur. scapegoating with the son of a god. You got problems? just dump em into the cross then reach into your pockets and put some cash in the basket.

    39. Shionkron on

      Arthur Blessitt carried a cross all across the world. He walked over 43,000 miles and even received a Guinness World Record. I think that is awesome. Read his book about 9 years ago.

      However in general I see most of these people as just being performative which the Bible strongly condemns. If they only would read it!

    40. zackks on

      Christianity truly is the laziest religion. You dont even have to be a christian until about one minute before you die

    41. ClosPins on

      The wheels on the cross go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on the cross go round and round, all through the church.

    43. meeu on

      There used to be one of these guys at mardi gras in the French Quarter every year, and I guess people were clowning him about having the wheel on the cross, so he started dragging it the other direction with the wheels sticking up. Idk if it scored him any more converts but I always thought it was funny.