It’s comforting to me that he hasn’t given the slightest of any existential thought on the meaning of his
existence and the doubt eats at him on a daily basis.
k_y_seli on
He’s going to try to invade and take over heaven.
233C on
He’s asking around for whom he needs to bribe to get it.
Evil_Athena on
Trump: Why didn’t I get into heaven?
Satan: I don’t have enough time to explain it
Trump: But I’m here for eternity
Satan: Exactly…
AGrandNewAdventure on
He’s hoping God gives him heaven since he couldn’t earn it himself. He thinks if he mentions it enough time he’ll just be given what he wants like usual.
Chumlee1917 on
“I’ll put a blajilzzion % tariff on Heaven if they don’t let me in.”
UninvitedButtNoises on
Demented people hallucinations…
Hopefully we get to see this bastard have a stroke live on tv. The entire planet has earned it for the hell he brought on us all.
Hair_I_Go on
gatorbeetle on
Heaven?¿?¿?
Rvpilot on
Nah he’ll need the pineapples for satan since he’s a hitler wannabe.
kimapesan on
Same thing Scott Adams was worrying about right before he kicked the bucket…. This is a sign.
nachtraum on
Well, now that he was awarded the nobel piece price heaven should be a given
Slasher1738 on
Gotta reunite these 2
Potential_Aardvark59 on
HTFU!
greatthebob38 on
Didn’t Trump himself say he’s probably not going to heaven?
Mothernaturehatesus on
If this clown has a gravesite it’s gonna need 24/7 security or someone finna draw a dick on there
If you’ve seen Little Nikki, Trump will be in a pink tutu and picking the largest pineapple out of the closet
StatisticalMan on
Trump is so dumb he thinks he can trick god. That is the obsession with stuff like the Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine being so arrogant that you both believe in a God and also believe that God is a dumbfuck you can con by showing “look I was a good guy I ‘got’ this peace prize”.
CrimsonAntifascist on
As an atheist, i don’t think he will get any kind of punishment for the things he enabled. On the other hand, it’s nice to know his grave will be nothing but a public toilet.
Lysol3435 on
I like to think about Trump asking his staff how to tariff heaven
ohboymykneeshurt on
Express elevator to hell. Going down!
Baers89 on
Cockroaches stick around for a long time. Don’t get your hopes up.
toasterchild on
**”I want to try and get to heaven, if possible… I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole.”**
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lol a bit late for that, bud
make sure you pack some sunscreen
It’s comforting to me that he hasn’t given the slightest of any existential thought on the meaning of his
existence and the doubt eats at him on a daily basis.
He’s going to try to invade and take over heaven.
He’s asking around for whom he needs to bribe to get it.
Trump: Why didn’t I get into heaven?
Satan: I don’t have enough time to explain it
Trump: But I’m here for eternity
Satan: Exactly…
He’s hoping God gives him heaven since he couldn’t earn it himself. He thinks if he mentions it enough time he’ll just be given what he wants like usual.
“I’ll put a blajilzzion % tariff on Heaven if they don’t let me in.”
Demented people hallucinations…
Hopefully we get to see this bastard have a stroke live on tv. The entire planet has earned it for the hell he brought on us all.
Heaven?¿?¿?
Nah he’ll need the pineapples for satan since he’s a hitler wannabe.
Same thing Scott Adams was worrying about right before he kicked the bucket…. This is a sign.
Well, now that he was awarded the nobel piece price heaven should be a given
Gotta reunite these 2
HTFU!
Didn’t Trump himself say he’s probably not going to heaven?
If this clown has a gravesite it’s gonna need 24/7 security or someone finna draw a dick on there
https://i.redd.it/osx34ywli6eg1.gif
If you’ve seen Little Nikki, Trump will be in a pink tutu and picking the largest pineapple out of the closet
Trump is so dumb he thinks he can trick god. That is the obsession with stuff like the Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine being so arrogant that you both believe in a God and also believe that God is a dumbfuck you can con by showing “look I was a good guy I ‘got’ this peace prize”.
As an atheist, i don’t think he will get any kind of punishment for the things he enabled. On the other hand, it’s nice to know his grave will be nothing but a public toilet.
I like to think about Trump asking his staff how to tariff heaven
Express elevator to hell. Going down!
Cockroaches stick around for a long time. Don’t get your hopes up.
**”I want to try and get to heaven, if possible… I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole.”**
He’s hoping someone will donate their entry pass
https://preview.redd.it/yo4j7jxtm6eg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2941759e167dc73bd0a2a10898e8ad20cd4fff