Big alpha peace president links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter

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16 Comments

  1. He said he stopped “eight and a quarter wars”.

    How the fuck do you stop “a quarter of a war”?

    Smfh

  2. Not_Paid_Just_Intern on

    Mr. “No New Wars” has practically started war with Venezuela and is actively threatening war against Greenland/Denmark/NATO.

  3. Fun fact…He was prez for 11 days before the eligibility window closed.

    Final Deadline: Valid nominations for the 2025 prize had to be submitted to the Norwegian Nobel Committee in Oslo no later than midnight CET on January 31, 2025.

    “But I want it.”

  4. No-Falcon-4996 on

    I keep hearing this “8 wars” nonsense. What war does he believe he stopped?? Did he stop any war at all?

  5. Jazzlike-Elk1829 on

    lol same here, i’m convinced some politicians haven’t seen a mirror since they took office.

  6. Did he stop the war in Ukraine already? Heard him multiple times during ’24 election cycle say its super easy and he would do that day#1 of his presidency.