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    Man famous for two lines in The Waterboy, is now living the dream selling bottom-shelf booze to morons for only $89.99.
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    Man famous for two lines in The Waterboy, is now living the dream selling bottom-shelf booze to morons for only $89.99.


    I was going to make something funny but it turns out they have made an entire brand that is a joke. I won't share the site (Name of booze) because I don't want people to support this. Kevin Sorbos has his name on it and his own collectors bottle as well and there are 3 other nobodies to be announced! I personally can't wait to see what actor I've never heard of I can collect next!

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    2. Apprehensive-Fun4181 on

      The Schneidecker Paradox, Maggie Mae Smith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_W3w_E7K4U

    9. jabrwock1 on

      The bourbon industry is suffering because of the Canadian boycott. An entire distiller was closed from the drop in sales. They voted for this.

      Who’s he going to sell this bottom shelf swill to?

    10. thetalkingblob on

      My god this is embarrassing. It seems like it’s a gag product – didn’t they do this with bottled water already?

    13. m0j0r0lla on

      *When you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though*

      R. Dangerfield – Caddyshack

    14. fakemath on

      I once went to the Calgary Museum of Natural history with Rob. He was genuinely interested in Alberta’s indigenous heritage. Not exactly sure when he fell off, but we learned about Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump that day soooo…

    20. Jammin_TA on

      I truly thought this was fake, but again I am tricked by the shamelessness of MAGA.

      Let’s also point out that the whole “leftist’s tears” “joke” is as played out as “well, I identify as a banana”. They truly have like 3 jokes. I can’t even think of the third joke but I’m being generous.

      Someone already grifted MAGA with bottled water labeled as liberal’s tears. And that actually made more sense! This dude was supposed to be a comedian and the best he can do is shill shitty booze with a played-out joke.

      Every person that gets close to Trump, physically or simply politically, destroys their career. And when they learn that, the only option they see is to get in on the grift while it’s still there. They could self-reflect, but we see their true character when they double down.

    22. Schiffy94 on

      The only thing that really worked for Kevin Sorbo was his one episode on Two and a Half Men. And that’s because he played an absolute moron who only by some miracle was able to think and breathe at the same time.

    23. AriochBloodbane on

      Trump created (and exploited) a perfect market for conmen and scammers by making idiots proud of being idiots and eager to buy any crap they can push to them.

      I’m pretty sure that ligerally anybody could easily get rich by exploiting the cultists, even without actually supporting MAGA policies in the elections. OK, it may be a moral grey area but… they totally deserve to be scammed and no decent people are actually hurt 👍

      I would totally do that if I didn’t have to look at myself in the mirror each morning LOL

    24. Scoundrill on

      I remember four years ago in a hotel in Dearborn, Michigan that he failed to make it to the bathroom in time. It was the worst smell I’ve ever encountered. I honestly thought a baby died.

    26. OpenImagination9 on

      Former D-List “actor” now reduced to being a ball gargler for second-rate comedians on Netflix.

    28. Remarkable_Quit_3545 on

      I don’t know how you plan to have a successful business model by immediately alienating half your potential customers.

    29. Piglet-Witty on

      Just another comedian making money grifting because he couldn’t do it with their lack of talent

    32. makemeking706 on

      Crying bourbon sounds like a punch line to a Chuck Norris joke or something. Why does it sound so bad ass? 

    34. notsure500 on

      I know we blame Adam Sandler for giving us him, but thing is, Adam Sandler has to be worse than we think because he still supports him. I just watched Adam Sandler doing stand up a couple months ago and a segment he brought on Rob Scheneider while they acted like they were gay together (singing some song about sucking each other dicks, I’m nit joking. But the point is, after knowing how shitty of a person Rob Scheider turned out to be, Adam Sandler is still employing him.

    35. pithynotpithy on

      I really can’t blame him – if I had no morals, I’d grift the hell out of idiot maga as much as i could. they are the dumbest, easiest marks – requires zero effort and zero strategy. just some bullshit about bad liberals and profit. Drop a memecoin with it and soak them – they’ll always come back for more.

    40. wutangclanthug9mm on

      Rob Schneider is just so… disappointing. Like Chevy Chase is a fuckin dick and we all kinda hate him, but Rob is just so…. Disappointing.

    42. Sabre712 on

      I mean, I want to call him a dipshit, but I have a bottle of whiskey with Kamala’s portrait on it that I will open and drink most of the second the Orange one dies, so I can’t really judge this guy.

    44. equality-_-7-2521 on

      My favorite thing to do, when my MAGA friends buy stuff like this, is to chuckle and say, “They saw you coming a mile away.”

      One of my buddies bought the Don Jr book “Triggered,” and had it prominently displayed at his place when I came over for a visit (of course). After waiting about an hour for me to bring it up, he eventually did. He said it was good or whatever and I just said, “You got the hardcover, too. I wonder how many he sold.” He told me the figure (because of course he knew) and I just said, “One of the more successful Trump scams, then.”

      He got more upset at my retort than he did when I told him that window chick at the capitol should have just complied with law enforcement.

      Like, dude. The election and the destruction of our country is upsetting to me. The morons being giddy about it was a given.

    45. Sheeverton on

      Ten years ago I may have found this amusing and a bit of banter, now it just seems like a grift and bandwagon jumping.

      Funny thing is in 2026 it’s the right who tend to need the safe space atm.

    46. The_Celtic_Chemist on

      It’s crazy to think how far he’s fallen when you consider he had so little to fall from.