Doesn’t every single business and product rely on “wider adoption”?
PermanentBr4inDamage on
I’d rather adopt a child than AI habits.
Keikobad on
Let it falter
Blood_Neptune on
Oh no. Anyway…
cdulane1 on
This just reeks of desperation lol
Edit: Also, falter at what…quarterly returns…tech hegemony on the national scale…what? It seems that every step we’ve taken forward in society for quite some time is nothing more than a cash grab and a reduction in humanity.
maltathebear on
Guess you should’ve made something that helps us not destroys us eh?
agha0013 on
“buy our crap product please, we beg you! If you don’t we’ll be hurt by our God awful investments”
So we should pay Microsoft to eat shit just so they don’t collapse on a bursting bubble… Pass.
Corporate_Lurker on
Or you know, I could reject technology and live in a valley or the country.
Accurate_Koala_4698 on
“It’s your fault it didn’t work”
CabbyBennett on
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen
Vengeance164 on
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
abbzug on
People not wanting our product could threaten our business model is an insane admission.
Extension-Report-491 on
Bye, Felicia.
ShadowBannedAugustus on
Come on Satya, rename Windows to Copilot OS already.
Additional billions of Copilot adoptions right there!
Key-Chemistry6625 on
Oh hey, finally some good news!
yuusharo on
Not a boom, a bubble. CEOs across the board are admitting they see no financial or productivity return on this garbage.
More like “AI hype could falter,” which is why Microsoft is going to shove it down our throats all the way ‘till the inevitable crash.
ScientistAsHero on
Oh so it’s our responsibility to more quickly adopt the technology that is designed to take our jobs and replace us while making the rich richer? Fuck this guy. These people may as well be from another planet with how out of touch they are. The absolute hubris.
the_red_scimitar on
“It’d be a shame if something happened to your beautiful boom.”
SleepingCod on
These people roll out a tech in 3 years that is half-baked and expect a revolutionary adoption…. It took over a few decades for people to adopt cell phones, let alone something entirely new they don’t understand.
_makoccino_ on
How about you focus on making Windows less shitty instead?
I bet if you poured billions into it, we wouldn’t be dealing with the bloated, buggy, security nightmare that is Windows 11.
Mr_Magoo1969 on
Amazingly, no one wants the AI crap that they’re grafting onto every application. Who would have thunk it?
wesweb on
until the next ponzi they cook up to sell GPUs. its not a coincidence the tech bros that were shilling crypto are the same tech bros shilling ai.
Limemill on
‘Warns’. Don’t threaten me with a good time.
bwoah07_gp2 on
To quote Aloysius O’Hare:
*”Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and….”*
zerot0n1n on
Oh no rich people with betting addictions invested in the wrong thing
Anyway
elmatador12 on
It fascinating that AI feels like the majority of consumers are saying “no thanks” while corporations are trying to force it on all of us.
I legitimately don’t know one person in my life that uses AI regularly after the initial “look at this cool picture I made” goes away.
SNTCTN on
I guess they aren’t making money off of the kids using it to cheat on their homework
nuadarstark on
Good fucking riddance. If MS crashes and burns with AI, it’ll be one first step towards healing from all this AI grifting. They were one of the biggest investors into it and have billions leveraged on AI.
MrWonderfulPoop on
I like AI (Claude rocks) but only want to use it when I choose. There’s no need to have AI parsing my email, contacts, files, etc. without my permission or the ability to disable it.
It gets creepy thinking of an AI silently watching everything I do like Santa.
nulopes on
Microslop is making sad noises 😢
stinkfingerswitch on
Musk is suing microslop and openAi for 135 billion. They are starting to turn on each other.
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Doesn’t every single business and product rely on “wider adoption”?
I’d rather adopt a child than AI habits.
Let it falter
Oh no. Anyway…
This just reeks of desperation lol
Edit: Also, falter at what…quarterly returns…tech hegemony on the national scale…what? It seems that every step we’ve taken forward in society for quite some time is nothing more than a cash grab and a reduction in humanity.
Guess you should’ve made something that helps us not destroys us eh?
“buy our crap product please, we beg you! If you don’t we’ll be hurt by our God awful investments”
So we should pay Microsoft to eat shit just so they don’t collapse on a bursting bubble… Pass.
Or you know, I could reject technology and live in a valley or the country.
“It’s your fault it didn’t work”
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
People not wanting our product could threaten our business model is an insane admission.
Bye, Felicia.
Come on Satya, rename Windows to Copilot OS already.
Additional billions of Copilot adoptions right there!
Oh hey, finally some good news!
Not a boom, a bubble. CEOs across the board are admitting they see no financial or productivity return on this garbage.
More like “AI hype could falter,” which is why Microsoft is going to shove it down our throats all the way ‘till the inevitable crash.
Oh so it’s our responsibility to more quickly adopt the technology that is designed to take our jobs and replace us while making the rich richer? Fuck this guy. These people may as well be from another planet with how out of touch they are. The absolute hubris.
“It’d be a shame if something happened to your beautiful boom.”
These people roll out a tech in 3 years that is half-baked and expect a revolutionary adoption…. It took over a few decades for people to adopt cell phones, let alone something entirely new they don’t understand.
How about you focus on making Windows less shitty instead?
I bet if you poured billions into it, we wouldn’t be dealing with the bloated, buggy, security nightmare that is Windows 11.
Amazingly, no one wants the AI crap that they’re grafting onto every application. Who would have thunk it?
until the next ponzi they cook up to sell GPUs. its not a coincidence the tech bros that were shilling crypto are the same tech bros shilling ai.
‘Warns’. Don’t threaten me with a good time.
To quote Aloysius O’Hare:
*”Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and….”*
Oh no rich people with betting addictions invested in the wrong thing
Anyway
It fascinating that AI feels like the majority of consumers are saying “no thanks” while corporations are trying to force it on all of us.
I legitimately don’t know one person in my life that uses AI regularly after the initial “look at this cool picture I made” goes away.
I guess they aren’t making money off of the kids using it to cheat on their homework
Good fucking riddance. If MS crashes and burns with AI, it’ll be one first step towards healing from all this AI grifting. They were one of the biggest investors into it and have billions leveraged on AI.
I like AI (Claude rocks) but only want to use it when I choose. There’s no need to have AI parsing my email, contacts, files, etc. without my permission or the ability to disable it.
It gets creepy thinking of an AI silently watching everything I do like Santa.
Microslop is making sad noises 😢
Musk is suing microslop and openAi for 135 billion. They are starting to turn on each other.
https://www.reuters.com/business/musk-seeks-up-134-billion-openai-microsoft-wrongful-gains-2026-01-17/
Alternative statement, the market for AI doesn’t exist at the level required to justify or sustain the investment that went into it.
You made a bad play, time to face the music.
Doesn’t seem like much of a boom if people have to be forced to use it
Can’t fucking wait.
Useless fucking execs and CTOs pushing this garbage for no benefit (outside of the usual worker exploitation and suppression).
I’d love to see it fail, it’s driving my property taxes and utilities ups every year