Hell, bring him to North Dakota. He wouldn’t know the difference. Its cold and flat. He’d either think it was Greenland or Melania.
Apprehensive-Fun4181 on
Trump was so unhinged in 2016 that I started writing sketches where there’s a fake white house set up for him to believe he’s President. But that didn’t pan out, did it?
SwvellyBents on
Hell, Putin’s red carpet is probably still out up there. He’d likely believe Greenland put it out for him.
DVariant on
Might work on Trump, wouldn’t work on his fascist cronies like Miller and Vance.
JeffreyFusRohDahmer on
And then bury him out there
peanutbutter2178 on
Who could take him? Because as soon as he comes across that snake Miller and couch fucker Vance he’d be back on we need Greenland.
emilkris33 on
Why not just take him to Greenland? I was thinking somewhere right in middle. Then tell him “Congratulations it is yours now!”. And just leave him there to enjoy it.
Chance_Guarantee4823 on
Or just leave him there
ranhill on
You’re not wrong
Wet_Side_Down on
Better still, let’s set up a replica of the Oval Office at a senility care facility
jiggscaseyNJ on
You can totally have a bunch of Alaskan Yupik people pose as Inuits from Greenland and he’ll never know the difference! lolz.
lcqs on
I’ve been wondering why we can’t just take all the money he’s costing the US and writing him a check to go away
Total_Adept on
Then he’d need something new to distract from the Epstein files 🤷♂️
PM_THE_REAPER on
That would definitely work.
Both-Leading3407 on
They are late and in contempt of congress for not releasing the Epstein files. File this under that.
Or put him on the i e flow and send him on his way
dafrog84 on
A tiny trophy* there i fixed it. His hands are so small anyways, a little trophy will probably be to much for him to handle.
Pineapplepizzaracoon on
The honourable peace board peace price . Putin could present it to him
ClosPins on
Nope. Trump would immediately realize that all the bribes he was expecting weren’t hitting his crypto-wallet.
cheffromspace on
A big fake “key to the city”
Fit_Eggplant4206 on
100%, it would work.
doll-haus on
Nova Scotia. Ironically, Canada and Nova Scotia have both *pushed* for US statehood for Nova Scotia before.
I have no clue what the economics look like today, but I cannot imagine it’d be anything but outrageously unpopular in the current climate.
81PBNJ on
“Why isn’t it green?”
SummerGoal on
He wouldn’t understand though because he’d be looking for the grass
Candid-Mycologist539 on
One suggestion when Trump first ran for president was to build a Truman Show Oval Office for Trump. He could be happy raising tariffs and invading allies to his millions of adoring fans.
Meanwhile, President Hillary Clinton would fix social security, pass M4A, pass the Dream Act, eliminate the Deficit, and get the ERA ratified as the 28th Amendment.
Trump would only learn that it was all a ruse when, in the middle of his “second term,” police with a warrant arrested him for all the stuff he did with Epstein.
FTR, some of MAGA are not too bright, and they would also believe that DJT was the president in those years because they would see him on “The President Trump Show” as president, rather than President Clinton on a show that the adults watch: the news.
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Could have just stopped at ‘Alaska’
Hell, bring him to North Dakota. He wouldn’t know the difference. Its cold and flat. He’d either think it was Greenland or Melania.
Trump was so unhinged in 2016 that I started writing sketches where there’s a fake white house set up for him to believe he’s President. But that didn’t pan out, did it?
Hell, Putin’s red carpet is probably still out up there. He’d likely believe Greenland put it out for him.
Might work on Trump, wouldn’t work on his fascist cronies like Miller and Vance.
And then bury him out there
Who could take him? Because as soon as he comes across that snake Miller and couch fucker Vance he’d be back on we need Greenland.
Why not just take him to Greenland? I was thinking somewhere right in middle. Then tell him “Congratulations it is yours now!”. And just leave him there to enjoy it.
Or just leave him there
You’re not wrong
Better still, let’s set up a replica of the Oval Office at a senility care facility
You can totally have a bunch of Alaskan Yupik people pose as Inuits from Greenland and he’ll never know the difference! lolz.
I’ve been wondering why we can’t just take all the money he’s costing the US and writing him a check to go away
Then he’d need something new to distract from the Epstein files 🤷♂️
That would definitely work.
They are late and in contempt of congress for not releasing the Epstein files. File this under that.
https://preview.redd.it/xr8c1xkwq5fg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9a6b9c2cf97e40f16c76d77171bc8aed37d484
Or put him on the i e flow and send him on his way
A tiny trophy* there i fixed it. His hands are so small anyways, a little trophy will probably be to much for him to handle.
The honourable peace board peace price . Putin could present it to him
Nope. Trump would immediately realize that all the bribes he was expecting weren’t hitting his crypto-wallet.
A big fake “key to the city”
100%, it would work.
Nova Scotia. Ironically, Canada and Nova Scotia have both *pushed* for US statehood for Nova Scotia before.
I have no clue what the economics look like today, but I cannot imagine it’d be anything but outrageously unpopular in the current climate.
“Why isn’t it green?”
He wouldn’t understand though because he’d be looking for the grass
One suggestion when Trump first ran for president was to build a Truman Show Oval Office for Trump. He could be happy raising tariffs and invading allies to his millions of adoring fans.
Meanwhile, President Hillary Clinton would fix social security, pass M4A, pass the Dream Act, eliminate the Deficit, and get the ERA ratified as the 28th Amendment.
Trump would only learn that it was all a ruse when, in the middle of his “second term,” police with a warrant arrested him for all the stuff he did with Epstein.
FTR, some of MAGA are not too bright, and they would also believe that DJT was the president in those years because they would see him on “The President Trump Show” as president, rather than President Clinton on a show that the adults watch: the news.