Microsoft issues SECOND emergency out of band update for Windows 11 to address disastrous Patch Tuesday bugs — KB5078127 released globally
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/windows-11-second-emergency-out-of-band-update-kb5078127-released-address-outlook-bugs
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I’m waiting for the out of band update for the out of band update.
What a piece of shit company
Don’t worry guys, we may have vibe coded the initial buggy patches but we’ve vibed even harder on these patches to those patches and fixed it.
Sloppy slopware company.
Guys, I’m starting to think that allowing 80% of your coding to be done by a non-deterministic error engine might not be the best idea.
Does LINUX have this many issues?
Why nobody sue them for screwing up people computers?
Vibe coding requires vibe patching
Microslop proving why the new nickname should stick
anyone else having printing issues after this update? We have a number of endpoints printing out gibberish
Fuck Microsoft
And this morning when turning on my Windows 10 computer it offered to let me upgrade to 11 I declined yet again and hope for the day that it never pops up again I will downgrade to Windows XP I will not upgrade…lol
Obviously need to layoff some more people
I got 3 calls from sales reps that ‘lost everything’ this week. We have 6 total reps
stays on win10 even more
And this is why I haven’t updated windows in over 2 months. So glad I got Pro all those years ago.
Maybe writing code with AI isn’t a good idea…
Oh we vibin now baby!
Yes, AI coding will save us so much money…
lmfao windows 11 is such a train wreck. Satya has f-ed microsoft up badly.
Maybe relying so much on AI to write the code for Windows was a bad move afterall
Don’t worry guys, MicroSlops’ CEO Nutella’s golden parachute is safe. Such a relief!
AI slop is spilling over into their regular OS updates. Sloppy work Microsoft.
The downfall of Microslop. Can’t even imagine how bad Windows 12 is gonna be
Remember when the CEO said CoPilot adds code to 70% of their codebase these days? Really sounds like it is doing a bang up job. /s
Lmaoooo I’m chilling with Linux mint. I’m not even trying to go deep into arch (although one day) or dkstro hop. Everything just works man.
Too late, already swapped to Linux on Thursday 🙂
ATP stop updating Windows 11. Just stay on your version until you’re forced to update by Microslop.
I’ll bet they AI slop coded their own OS. absolute yikes territory.
I just read about this issue today (been busy). In my RMM I have KB5074109 being queued up to install tomorrow due to the two week delay. Some already say “pending restart to install”
Is there anything I can do to prevent this update? My RMM currently does not have the feature to block certain updates
Is MS just using copilot to write their codebase entirely now?
That’s so MicroSlop 🤌🏻
Vibe coding not working out so well?