It’s awful out there. Someone broke into my car and left a dozen tickets to this movie on the dash.
IsuzuTrooper on
Do they paint her as the gold digging immigrant she is? Deport her and anchor baby Barron. What kind of asshole names their kid after a greedy businessman anyways?
st3v3piper on
They are so desperate to get people to buy tickets they’re now promoting a collectable popcorn bucket. Turns out they found a warehouse full of leftover Dune buckets, and are busy painting them pink.
They showed the movie on my Delta flight and people were walking out
ObiWannaDoYou74 on
Lmao!!!!!!
Lizbeth2016 on
They are not desperate at all; if this film makes no money, nothing was lost. Bezos funded the film so he could get some favors from the orangina.
Top-Manner7261 on
Does it have subtitles 🤔
Novirtue on
Is it a porn movie?
MTgolfer406 on
I went to it and earlier showing and someone had thrown a piece of pizza at the screen and left a visible stain.
To the person or persons responsible for this I want to say thank you for giving me something more interesting to look at than the Bezos-bribe film Melania.
NitWhittler on
They should’ve warned me it was filmed in Smell-O-Vision. Bring a gas mask.
HayabusaJack on
I’ve already seen her breasts. I’m fine with not seeing any more of her.
CatsWineLove on
I checked around DC. Some poor saps, assume Trump admin assholes, appear to be going to shows in AMC Georgetown & Chinatown but only for ~7:30 shows. The rest of the theater showings are wide open around the region.
prontish on
Best friend was kidnapped and ransom demand was to watch this movie. He’s still missing.
lew_rong on
Doctors at MD Anderson Cancer Center are reporting hundreds of cases of spontaneous remission after a novel treatment of loading patients into a van and driving around the block while loudly talking about going to see this movie.
“It appears that even cancer has its hard passes”, said the Chief of Oncology.
janzeera on
I’m sitting in the break room at work and a promo for the movie just came on the TV. The table I was sitting at just erupted in laughter.
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It’s awful out there. Someone broke into my car and left a dozen tickets to this movie on the dash.
Do they paint her as the gold digging immigrant she is? Deport her and anchor baby Barron. What kind of asshole names their kid after a greedy businessman anyways?
They are so desperate to get people to buy tickets they’re now promoting a collectable popcorn bucket. Turns out they found a warehouse full of leftover Dune buckets, and are busy painting them pink.
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Jeez this movie stinks!
I was pulled over for speeding and I was given a ticket.
Czech streets hits the big screen now with less viewers
I offered a bunch of tickets to some homeless people in the cold, figuring they’d like to get into a warm theater with popcorn for a few hours.
They turned them down.
That…that just made my night.
When I first saw the trailer I thought it was going to be a spoof. Cannot believe anyone would willingly watch this dreck propaganda.
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Www www and ewwwww 😂
There’s ads on Craigslist paying people to go see this
I read here this morning that if this were an in-flight movie people would still walk out.
Indiewire says… “If syphilis were a movie.”
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They showed the movie on my Delta flight and people were walking out
Lmao!!!!!!
They are not desperate at all; if this film makes no money, nothing was lost. Bezos funded the film so he could get some favors from the orangina.
Does it have subtitles 🤔
Is it a porn movie?
I went to it and earlier showing and someone had thrown a piece of pizza at the screen and left a visible stain.
To the person or persons responsible for this I want to say thank you for giving me something more interesting to look at than the Bezos-bribe film Melania.
They should’ve warned me it was filmed in Smell-O-Vision. Bring a gas mask.
I’ve already seen her breasts. I’m fine with not seeing any more of her.
I checked around DC. Some poor saps, assume Trump admin assholes, appear to be going to shows in AMC Georgetown & Chinatown but only for ~7:30 shows. The rest of the theater showings are wide open around the region.
Best friend was kidnapped and ransom demand was to watch this movie. He’s still missing.
Doctors at MD Anderson Cancer Center are reporting hundreds of cases of spontaneous remission after a novel treatment of loading patients into a van and driving around the block while loudly talking about going to see this movie.
“It appears that even cancer has its hard passes”, said the Chief of Oncology.
I’m sitting in the break room at work and a promo for the movie just came on the TV. The table I was sitting at just erupted in laughter.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed, I cried, “FUCK ICE”.