Actually surprised that it seems at least 2 tickets have been sold. They better be going ironically.
TameTheDonut on
I was reading an article earlier that they’ve only pre sold one ticket across all the Hoyts showings in Australia
stinx2001 on
Northlands?
Aussiejosh on
I think I’ll watch it at home to throw my glass at the tv… I’m due for an upgrade to oled anyway…
horriblyefficient on
can’t imagine there’s much interest here
king_carrots on
Why would literally anybody want to see this slop
PetrifyGWENT on
Who cares about seats to a 4:15pm screening of some shithole movie?
magnetik79 on
Hehe. Stephen Colbert did a bit about this last night.
Two major cinemas near the CBS studios in New York, both all with fully unclaimed seats for both opening sessions.
I’m actually surprised this is being shown in cinemas at all here.
viginti_tres on
I see they’re offering $50 to people who see it in Chicago. Wonder if that offer applies here. Not a bad hourly rate for a nap.
Aggressive-Art-9899 on
I guess that with the cost of living pressures, the evident climate change induced heatwaves that are occurring and the collapsing of the western empire that people just haven’t found the time for Melania yet.
SECURITY_SLAV on
I feel sorry for the government official who had to watch it and give it a classification
Silver-Chemistry2023 on
I would not be surprised if the unavailable seats were either stolen or soiled, rather than sold tickets.
SirSedat on
Marty Supreme availability at Northland 3pm tomorrow
Barely anybody books a day in advance for screenings at these times.
Send Help at 5:15, The Housemaid at 3:00, Avatar at 3:15, Anaconda at 4:00 etc have also sold 0 tickets so far. Zootopia 2 at 5:15 has sold the most for screenings around that time – it’s sold 2 tickets.
It will be a dogshit film and do poorly, but not selling 4pm tickets at Northland a day early isn’t an indicator of that.
SemiColonInfection on
Considering how many screens it’s on worldwide, and how shit the attendance has been everywhere, I reckon they will actually break some records here 💪🏾
Blitzer046 on
Best review I read recently was that ‘If this was shown on an airplane, people would still walk out’
username_dnt_exist on
Don’t tell Trump he might just try to buy ~~Greenland~~ Northland.
whippinfresh on
Is this the $75M reason Bezos is firing 16,000 Amazon workers globally?
HubRumDub on
Glad I got my tickets before it sold out
Fifth_Wall0666 on
I wouldn’t even buy a ticket for someone else as a goof.
theoriginalzads on
Do cinemas have to pay money for the rights to show this? Hope not.
macona-coffee on
This movie was Bezos bribing the orange asshole and his crooked family.
justpassingluke on
Can’t wait to read the fascist-in-chief’s ranting about how the film is both (a) breaking all kinds of records and is the bigliest film of all time and (b) being cancelled by the radical woke left to make it bomb
TheLoyalTR8R on
As far as I’m concerned…it’s still overbooked.
dsplito on
I thought you posted it cause it looks like a helicopter
ripitup32 on
The two people who have bought tickets clearly have no friends too
laceyisspacey on
I truly thought the whole documentary was a meme or something until the last few days
Catz_n_Plantz on
Imagine being so dense that you want to go see this shit..
Ok-Excuse-2124 on
Palace Cinema in Balwyn seems to have sold some tickets
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Actually surprised that it seems at least 2 tickets have been sold. They better be going ironically.
I was reading an article earlier that they’ve only pre sold one ticket across all the Hoyts showings in Australia
Northlands?
I think I’ll watch it at home to throw my glass at the tv… I’m due for an upgrade to oled anyway…
can’t imagine there’s much interest here
Why would literally anybody want to see this slop
Who cares about seats to a 4:15pm screening of some shithole movie?
Hehe. Stephen Colbert did a bit about this last night.
Two major cinemas near the CBS studios in New York, both all with fully unclaimed seats for both opening sessions.
I’m actually surprised this is being shown in cinemas at all here.
I see they’re offering $50 to people who see it in Chicago. Wonder if that offer applies here. Not a bad hourly rate for a nap.
I guess that with the cost of living pressures, the evident climate change induced heatwaves that are occurring and the collapsing of the western empire that people just haven’t found the time for Melania yet.
I feel sorry for the government official who had to watch it and give it a classification
I would not be surprised if the unavailable seats were either stolen or soiled, rather than sold tickets.
Marty Supreme availability at Northland 3pm tomorrow
https://preview.redd.it/k1jvgt8969gg1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e67f7358b84dd9050d9bebd7f85a14b3d086b2f
Barely anybody books a day in advance for screenings at these times.
Send Help at 5:15, The Housemaid at 3:00, Avatar at 3:15, Anaconda at 4:00 etc have also sold 0 tickets so far. Zootopia 2 at 5:15 has sold the most for screenings around that time – it’s sold 2 tickets.
It will be a dogshit film and do poorly, but not selling 4pm tickets at Northland a day early isn’t an indicator of that.
Considering how many screens it’s on worldwide, and how shit the attendance has been everywhere, I reckon they will actually break some records here 💪🏾
Best review I read recently was that ‘If this was shown on an airplane, people would still walk out’
Don’t tell Trump he might just try to buy ~~Greenland~~ Northland.
Is this the $75M reason Bezos is firing 16,000 Amazon workers globally?
Glad I got my tickets before it sold out
I wouldn’t even buy a ticket for someone else as a goof.
Do cinemas have to pay money for the rights to show this? Hope not.
This movie was Bezos bribing the orange asshole and his crooked family.
Can’t wait to read the fascist-in-chief’s ranting about how the film is both (a) breaking all kinds of records and is the bigliest film of all time and (b) being cancelled by the radical woke left to make it bomb
As far as I’m concerned…it’s still overbooked.
I thought you posted it cause it looks like a helicopter
The two people who have bought tickets clearly have no friends too
I truly thought the whole documentary was a meme or something until the last few days
Imagine being so dense that you want to go see this shit..
Palace Cinema in Balwyn seems to have sold some tickets
https://preview.redd.it/6aot4f3ya9gg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aac5e28336d549a8a489439b7ff9102ade18156
Hoyts shame on you for showing this shit
As I read somewhere else, “I’d rather shit on my hands and clap”
https://preview.redd.it/t8jevhzab9gg1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdef9cc1d4da6954ef3a73cc340149020f118a0
Need to get some cosplayers to rock up as her South Park version
You know those seats are reserved by chronic masturbators,that are just after a quiet space with air conditioning