<Drunk Russians forget what day Putin comes to Kyiv and do their regular civilian bombing session>
Urbanyeti0 on
The politest “do I look like a fucking idiot?”
FrozenToonies on
It’s like Spy vs Spy from old Mad magazines.
StrangerConscious637 on
Zelensky… don’t go to Russia… ever… they will kill you immediately. That’s the only thing this terrorist country is famous for. Don’t trust them!!!
MetasploitReddit on
They should offer Putin a nice cup of warm tea
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anders_hansson on
* Putin: “I invite you” (translation: I don’t expert you to come)
* Zelensky: “I invite you” (translation: I’m not coming)
Everyone getting what they want, it seems.
CLONE-11011100 on
Why not meet somewhere neutral, like maybe I don’t know – The Hague?…
IL1keBigButts on
We invite Putin to the Hague.
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ResponseUnlucky3664 on
Excellent !!
AardvarkOk4359 on
He can even bring Lukeshenko to hold his hand
Draculix on
Putin: Ahh, I knew that wouldn’t work but had to try y’know?
funkyduck72 on
He’s going to try and Navalny him with laced tea or some such stupid shit.
Agile-Gold-672 on
Ukraine is done. People may not like it, but that’s the reality.
Ukraine, Venezuela, Taiwan, Cuba, Canada and Mexico, are all done and will be in for a rude awakening.
leavemeinpieces on
I think they should just have a good old fashioned fist fight.
Then Zelenskyy can drag him back to Ukraine and strap him to the elephant’s foot until he melts.
That would be a fitting end for such a rotten fucker.
cardboardwind0w on
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Sayakai on
But that would mean that Putin would have to stop bombing Kyiv for a day while he’s there, can’t have that!
Snck_Pck on
This is dumb. Neither will go to their respective cities. Putin knows he’s likely to be arrested for war crimes if he ever leaves Russia and goes to somewhere he can get arrested; and Zelenskyy knows if he goes to Russia he probably doesn’t leave.
AcguyDance on
Putain needs to grow some balls and step out from his mom’s basement, touch some grass in Kyiv.
Late-Following792 on
They should meet at finland. Both have similar background and mutual history.
Helsinki is peacefull safe place and police is 0% corrupt and need to have high educatition to qualify as one.
90% speaks language that only 5 million understands so foreign operators stand out like stars.
Safest places in earth.
PintsOfGuinness_ on
Uhh Putin has been trying to get there for years now
Anxious-Bumblebee26 on
“Come say it to my face”
“NO, *you* come say it to *MY* face”
And the Ukraine war goes on yada yada
gooner9469 on
Is this war ever going to end? Jesus Christ.
Artistic-South-7319 on
UNO reverse, brilliant
CritKnitter on
Can’t they just meet via Zoom or something?
Loweffort2025 on
Go to Kremlin and get poisoned
Coldfact192 on
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Ok_Rip_2119 on
Meet at Hawaii.
Affectionate-Buy3674 on
Good idea. And prepare him a cup of tea in front of a magnificent view by a large window.
Life_Drama7570 on
only reasonable place would be Turkey or India
TheGreatGenghisJon on
“You know Vlad, I’ve got an IQ of 137. It’s been tested.”
Antrimbloke on
How many flights of stairs there?
saltyhasp on
Set up a teleconference. This is the 21st century.
BibaBoba2D on
I know the best place to meet. Crimea.
East_Barber8566 on
The booming will continue until trust improves
pikkuhukka on
uno reverse
AvidCyclist250 on
Good. Media first presented this as a serious and good offer. Stupid slop journos
ApprehensiveVisual97 on
Re going to Moscow, I’m sure Vlad would provide accommodations from a high rise with balcony. However, I’ve heard there’s a slip and fall hazard ⚠️ there and quite a fall it can be
wonkey_monkey on
Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs
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<Drunk Russians forget what day Putin comes to Kyiv and do their regular civilian bombing session>
The politest “do I look like a fucking idiot?”
It’s like Spy vs Spy from old Mad magazines.
Zelensky… don’t go to Russia… ever… they will kill you immediately. That’s the only thing this terrorist country is famous for. Don’t trust them!!!
They should offer Putin a nice cup of warm tea
[deleted]
* Putin: “I invite you” (translation: I don’t expert you to come)
* Zelensky: “I invite you” (translation: I’m not coming)
Everyone getting what they want, it seems.
Why not meet somewhere neutral, like maybe I don’t know – The Hague?…
We invite Putin to the Hague.
[removed]
Excellent !!
He can even bring Lukeshenko to hold his hand
Putin: Ahh, I knew that wouldn’t work but had to try y’know?
He’s going to try and Navalny him with laced tea or some such stupid shit.
Ukraine is done. People may not like it, but that’s the reality.
Ukraine, Venezuela, Taiwan, Cuba, Canada and Mexico, are all done and will be in for a rude awakening.
I think they should just have a good old fashioned fist fight.
Then Zelenskyy can drag him back to Ukraine and strap him to the elephant’s foot until he melts.
That would be a fitting end for such a rotten fucker.
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But that would mean that Putin would have to stop bombing Kyiv for a day while he’s there, can’t have that!
This is dumb. Neither will go to their respective cities. Putin knows he’s likely to be arrested for war crimes if he ever leaves Russia and goes to somewhere he can get arrested; and Zelenskyy knows if he goes to Russia he probably doesn’t leave.
Putain needs to grow some balls and step out from his mom’s basement, touch some grass in Kyiv.
They should meet at finland. Both have similar background and mutual history.
Helsinki is peacefull safe place and police is 0% corrupt and need to have high educatition to qualify as one.
90% speaks language that only 5 million understands so foreign operators stand out like stars.
Safest places in earth.
Uhh Putin has been trying to get there for years now
“Come say it to my face”
“NO, *you* come say it to *MY* face”
And the Ukraine war goes on yada yada
Is this war ever going to end? Jesus Christ.
UNO reverse, brilliant
Can’t they just meet via Zoom or something?
Go to Kremlin and get poisoned
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Meet at Hawaii.
Good idea. And prepare him a cup of tea in front of a magnificent view by a large window.
only reasonable place would be Turkey or India
“You know Vlad, I’ve got an IQ of 137. It’s been tested.”
How many flights of stairs there?
Set up a teleconference. This is the 21st century.
I know the best place to meet. Crimea.
The booming will continue until trust improves
uno reverse
Good. Media first presented this as a serious and good offer. Stupid slop journos
Re going to Moscow, I’m sure Vlad would provide accommodations from a high rise with balcony. However, I’ve heard there’s a slip and fall hazard ⚠️ there and quite a fall it can be
Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs