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  1. Here to promote Sand Mountain Sam, north Alabamas forecasting possum. Only been wrong once in thirty years!! (So they say)

  2. Unnamed_Bystander on

    Punxsutawney Phil is worse at his job than a *taxidermied* groundhog? Coasting on his name recognition and movie fame, I suppose. There aren’t many people who could keep a gig if they’re under-performing a cadaver.

  3. Accomplished-Rest-89 on

    Punxsutawney Phil’s predictive power can be almost doubled if you just flip it’s predictions to opposite. Unfortunately still below Staten Island

  4. ErasedAstronaut on

    So basically Punxsutawney Phil is like the iPhone of spring predicting animals…all hype and widely underperforming its competition

  5. plural_of_nemesis on

    Statin Island Chuck has mob connections and boosts his stats through intimidation, insider information, and under the table deals. 

    Punxsutawney Phil plays a different game. He has more prognostication power than the others, but instead of worrying about accuracy he tells us what we need to hear. 

  6. I’d sewer the whole thing too if they tossed me around like they toss Phil. Poor little guy almost got simba’d off the stage.

  7. I live like 20 mins from Gertie the groundhog. I just mentioned her yesterday to my wife. Didn’t know gertie was so much better than Phil. Suck it phil

  8. Disastrous-Year571 on

    If Punxsutawney Phil was a baseball player, his .350 lifetime batting average would make him a first ballot Hall of Famer.

  9. previousinnovation on

    What the hell is going on in West Virginia? How can a “presumed groundhog” see its shadow?