The problem of catching up for a ritual during summer…
Saylows on
I saw these people from the corner of my eye and thought it was all in my head
Fabulous_Law_3785 on
I want to join this run club…
Tree_Chemistry_Plz on
*Walk in silence*
*Don’t walk away, in silence*
Kitchu22 on
Reverse klan?
GrawlixProlix on
TISM tour van broke down again?
eriikaa1992 on
Parkrun looks a bit different.
Low-Cockroach7733 on
Everyone needs a hobby
Mindless-Remote-4343 on
**Crow of Elysium, we honor thee!**
annoyedonion35 on
My father took me to the city to see this once when I was a young boy
SuperStupidAussie on
Meh, they’re not hurting anyone. I hope they and you all have a joyous weekend.
BigBearGino on
Genuinely… what is this?
JimmyJizzim on
New season of The Traitors
pepperoniMaker on
I heard people only wear black in Melbourne, didn’t realise it was to this degree though.
kriles76 on

United-Bite4135 on
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh
t0rksss on
Friday night LARPing at Prices Park?
wateringgreen on
Lol its just some nerds cosplayin some wizards.
Humans really are funny creatures
yulyulyulyulyulyul on
Traitors Australia?
Svperb on

Grand_Opinion4568 on
Handmaid Male
amandatheactress on
I know that when you see ants on the move it usually means it’s gonna rain. But what does this mean?
Fit-Status1511 on

sjk2020 on
Is this Carlton?
No_Way_1228 on
That’s…
Yeah
FrenchRoo on
I saw them too, but most had removed their gown. They all had massive headsets
MickNoir on
Is this a race thing or a sexy gothic cult thing. I am keen depending on which…
VBlinds on

mrpark3s on
Reee uuuun iioooooooon…..
Outrageous_Pitch3382 on
I remember this used to happen all the time in the late 70s after Star Wars came out.
You’d see a bunch of hooded figures loitering about and everyone would carry on like it was the end of civilisation…!!!!
But you’ve got it all wrong.. !!!
That’s not “a bunch of hooded types in Melbourne.”
It’s obviously just a roaming clan of Jawas, possibly the taller, sun dehydrated Victorian subspecies, out on a perfectly normal midday droid hunt….!!
Probably heard there was an unattended Roomba or a lost AirPod case wandering near Flinders Street…!!!
Nothing to see here.
Move along. Move along…!!!!
They’re probably just heading down to the bay anyway…
left the Sandcrawler parked up near St Kilda somewhere..exciting the local penguins..!!!
Driver’s most likely in the Espy having a couple of drinks, waiting for the rest of the crew to get back so he can finally fuck off back to Tatooine….and get far … far … away from what ever the fuck Melbourne has degenerated into in the last few years…!!!
Ps… all Jawa machetes and blades were placed in appropriate Galactic diplomatic immunity satchels before the CBD stroll..!!!
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I have so many questions
Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem – thump.
The problem of catching up for a ritual during summer…
I saw these people from the corner of my eye and thought it was all in my head
I want to join this run club…
*Walk in silence*
*Don’t walk away, in silence*
Reverse klan?
TISM tour van broke down again?
Parkrun looks a bit different.
Everyone needs a hobby
**Crow of Elysium, we honor thee!**
My father took me to the city to see this once when I was a young boy
Meh, they’re not hurting anyone. I hope they and you all have a joyous weekend.
Genuinely… what is this?
New season of The Traitors
I heard people only wear black in Melbourne, didn’t realise it was to this degree though.

Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh
Friday night LARPing at Prices Park?
Lol its just some nerds cosplayin some wizards.
Humans really are funny creatures
Traitors Australia?

Handmaid Male
I know that when you see ants on the move it usually means it’s gonna rain. But what does this mean?

Is this Carlton?
That’s…
Yeah
I saw them too, but most had removed their gown. They all had massive headsets
Is this a race thing or a sexy gothic cult thing. I am keen depending on which…

Reee uuuun iioooooooon…..
I remember this used to happen all the time in the late 70s after Star Wars came out.
You’d see a bunch of hooded figures loitering about and everyone would carry on like it was the end of civilisation…!!!!
But you’ve got it all wrong.. !!!
That’s not “a bunch of hooded types in Melbourne.”
It’s obviously just a roaming clan of Jawas, possibly the taller, sun dehydrated Victorian subspecies, out on a perfectly normal midday droid hunt….!!
Probably heard there was an unattended Roomba or a lost AirPod case wandering near Flinders Street…!!!
Nothing to see here.
Move along. Move along…!!!!
They’re probably just heading down to the bay anyway…
left the Sandcrawler parked up near St Kilda somewhere..exciting the local penguins..!!!
Driver’s most likely in the Espy having a couple of drinks, waiting for the rest of the crew to get back so he can finally fuck off back to Tatooine….and get far … far … away from what ever the fuck Melbourne has degenerated into in the last few years…!!!
Ps… all Jawa machetes and blades were placed in appropriate Galactic diplomatic immunity satchels before the CBD stroll..!!!

GILA GILA GILA Monster WOOO
It’s a performance of a Beckett play.
https://luma.com/dpp9dus7?utm_source=embed
At least it’s not Helly Hanson jackets…I think