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  1. pepperoniMaker on

    I heard people only wear black in Melbourne, didn’t realise it was to this degree though.

  2. amandatheactress on

    I know that when you see ants on the move it usually means it’s gonna rain. But what does this mean?

  3. Outrageous_Pitch3382 on

    I remember this used to happen all the time in the late 70s after Star Wars came out.

    You’d see a bunch of hooded figures loitering about and everyone would carry on like it was the end of civilisation…!!!!

    But you’ve got it all wrong.. !!!

    That’s not “a bunch of hooded types in Melbourne.”

    It’s obviously just a roaming clan of Jawas, possibly the taller, sun dehydrated Victorian subspecies, out on a perfectly normal midday droid hunt….!!

    Probably heard there was an unattended Roomba or a lost AirPod case wandering near Flinders Street…!!!

    Nothing to see here.

    Move along. Move along…!!!!

    They’re probably just heading down to the bay anyway…
    left the Sandcrawler parked up near St Kilda somewhere..exciting the local penguins..!!!

    Driver’s most likely in the Espy having a couple of drinks, waiting for the rest of the crew to get back so he can finally fuck off back to Tatooine….and get far … far … away from what ever the fuck Melbourne has degenerated into in the last few years…!!!

    Ps… all Jawa machetes and blades were placed in appropriate Galactic diplomatic immunity satchels before the CBD stroll..!!!