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JacobAldridge on February 15, 2026 5:13 am “Amateur” heist you say? And here I was thinking that the Louvre jewel theives had struck again!
Maleficent_Artist373 on February 15, 2026 5:16 am why tf there egyptian artefacts in Caboolture of all places
Evolutionary_sins on February 15, 2026 5:21 am If homeless junkies can just break a window and wander off with priceless artefacts, then clearly there is a massive problem with the security
DrakeAU on February 15, 2026 5:30 am Oi Damo, let’s steal a Egyptian artefact and buy some drugs with it.
ScratchLess2110 on February 15, 2026 5:42 am That sort of stuff would be worthless without provenance. Like stealing the Mona Lisa and trying to flog it down the local pub. British Museum may be interested though.
Necessary_Nothing255 on February 15, 2026 6:40 am Locals say they became suspicious when the homeless man started to…walk like an Egyptian
dactyltopia on February 15, 2026 7:34 am Probably part of an elaborate pyramid scheme. His mummy probably turned him in.
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“Amateur” heist you say? And here I was thinking that the Louvre jewel theives had struck again!
why tf there egyptian artefacts in Caboolture of all places
If homeless junkies can just break a window and wander off with priceless artefacts, then clearly there is a massive problem with the security
Oi Damo, let’s steal a Egyptian artefact and buy some drugs with it.
That sort of stuff would be worthless without provenance. Like stealing the Mona Lisa and trying to flog it down the local pub.
British Museum may be interested though.
Locals say they became suspicious when the homeless man started to…walk like an Egyptian
Russell Island, surprise, surprise.
Probably part of an elaborate pyramid scheme. His mummy probably turned him in.