Old mate was happy to see everyone on their way home from work.
Yes, he really was burping the worm on the platform.
*photo was supplied by a mate
Posted by One-Eggplant4492
Old mate was happy to see everyone on their way home from work.
Yes, he really was burping the worm on the platform.
*photo was supplied by a mate
Posted by One-Eggplant4492
33 Comments
I like the way this is shot like a found footage horror
One eggplant indeed
“burping the worm” is my new favourite euphamism
This is Metro’s new campaign to get people to touch on
has it been reported?
Twanging the wire
Meth can make a man horny like you wouldn’t believe…
That’s like the hills have eyes movie sort of shit, what a fruit 🍇
Homie. Why you posting some nutters genitals on here.
Really really likes trains that bloke. Cant help himself
I mean everyone gets a bit excited when a train arrives on time, but come on.
That post nut clarity gotta hit different
He’s surprisingly fit hey
At least he has “it” covered
Easily one of the worst stations in Melbourne. Barely any trains, always full of meth heads.
Burping the worm, that’s a new one for me
look the only other time i’ve seen a dude jerking it in public in melbourne was also in richmond so this checks out
“Things that go ding” category is now “Things that go dong”
you always pocket me loighter
Drugs, not even once
“He took it out”
i can tell hes real happy even through the blur
Why does he look like is pulling out dickscalibur 😭
My train was late. Problem?
Report him for not standing behind the yellow lane
https://preview.redd.it/136cm8ssoujg1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd234db1d0a604b8e84f2c31cdf5202eddd0566
The comments are not it. This kind of thing isn’t funny. If this piece of shit isn’t caught he’s probably going to escalate this behaviour into something much worse.
Hey it’s knock off time.
This is why I drive to work. Fuck that.
Fucking degenerate. Spartan kick him onto the tracks.
I work just off Chapel St Prahran. Just a regular day down here! Haha!
TIL when they say “small” delays this is what it means…
In all seriousness though, I hope this POS can somehow get the help he needs
Was he also happy to see the back of a divvy van?