Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Threads If I was them I’d make sure there was a river before promising a cruise like that. Posted by snivelinglittieturd
Topher_au on February 21, 2026 12:18 am We just need a canal between the Maribyrnong and the Campaspe River. The catchments are next to each other, so it can’t be that hard.
invincibl_ on February 21, 2026 12:39 am Nah it’ll head out to the open sea and travel up the Murray River through SA.
Money-Celebration860 on February 21, 2026 1:19 am Maybe they mean [a range of] cruises[,] from Melbourne [cruises] to Echuca [cruises]?
CheshBreaks on February 21, 2026 3:00 am MARTY! MARTY ITS YOUR FAMILY…. THEY WANT TO GO TO ECHUCA… But doc, what about the rivers? WHERE WE’RE GOING MARTY….We don’t NEED rivers!
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We just need a canal between the Maribyrnong and the Campaspe River. The catchments are next to each other, so it can’t be that hard.
It’s to Echuca Street Burnley.
Nah it’ll head out to the open sea and travel up the Murray River through SA.
I’m willing to bet it’s AI
“Victoria wide” might work better there marketing team.
Maybe they mean [a range of] cruises[,] from Melbourne [cruises] to Echuca [cruises]?
Talk about taking the long way ’round
There’s a bit of portage required.
Ok fine , just put the boat on the back of a truck
I think they are trying to sail up the Money River.
MARTY! MARTY ITS YOUR FAMILY…. THEY WANT TO GO TO ECHUCA…
But doc, what about the rivers?
WHERE WE’RE GOING MARTY….We don’t NEED rivers!