When you see what they do in the open you have to wonder what on *earth* would embarrass them??
AKMonkey2 on
Not much to go on, here. We’ve heard about the pilot being fired and rehired over a blanket left onboard. Are we supposed to know what is now being alleged?
typhoidtimmy on
Big ol sack full of lube, dildos, and *his* fave anal plug.
thathurtcsr on
Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article ‘a dildo’, never ‘your dildo
CosmoLamer on
The blanket is a waterproof blanket. Both of them are into Piss-Play.
No one cares about her bringing her pussy vibe with her.
Long_Serpent on
A bag full of dead puppies?
Karate-Schnitzel on
The strap on she pegs Lewandowski with?
CoolIdeasClub on
Why would they lie about it being a blanket? It’s not only a ridiculous thing to fire someone for, it was her fault she left it on the plane.
TheCrisco on
Time to play: “drugs or sex toys?”
mrflow-n-go on
What, big honking dildos and dope probably!
IJustWantCoffeeMan on
CP.
Obviously CP.
psychoacer on
See this is why you act crazy all the time so when you need to act crazy to cover up a story people will believe you
Apprehensive_One9195 on
The blanket was covering the evidence which was covering the scandal which was covering the affair which was covering the fact that she thinks south dakota is a real place.
CharlesCBobuck on
Desert Eagle Dildo.
Infadel71 on
Satchel of assorted buttplugs from 1/2 inch diameter to 5 inch
GeorgeWhite1953 on
Couples who dildo together, stay together.
ES_Legman on
What could it be that would cause shame to these spineless ghouls
Anarch-ish on
What do we think? Botox, drugs, or ball gags?
palebot on
Big bag of dicks
Rodbispo77 on
Would they be more embarrassed about sex stuff or a signed copy of mein Kampf or something
SugarInvestigator on
Big Ol Bag o’Dicks
Tatermen on
So wait… she fired a coast guard pilot because *she* left a bag of incriminating evidence behind on his plane?
In the old days that would have been an immediate promotion with all benefits. Firing them isn’t going to make them keep quiet.
StevieWonder557 on
Guess Noem’s husband is cool with all of this?
MacadamiaNutts on
Definitely forgot the toys…
SparkieMark1977 on
It was Michelle Obama’s autobiography.
Poker-Junk on
Dildon’t
Impossible_Fee_1845 on
ngl lol classic excuse, pretty sure a real locker room would kick them out for how cringey they sound
MisterP56 on
Personal Appliances perhaps- of the battery powered variety?
persepolisrising79 on
“we use the term *a dildo* not *her* dildo”
coolbaby1978 on
Sex toys and drugs? Would be better than shooting puppies and kidnapping children.
Drakers007 on
Puppy furry kit with a lil Cory strap on?
MarvinParanoAndroid on
The facts that it was some very personal objects is irrelevant. It’s the fact that they were trying to lie/gaslight about them that is unpardonable.
Mercuryqueen71 on
All this fraud this administration is committing that they are now trying to hide by withholding Medicaid funds to the Americans who live in Minnesota as well freezing all Medicaid funding for all states for things like wheelchairs. Good job maga, you really owned your fellow Americans.
AdministrativeWin583 on
She has a serious issue with leaving her bags. She had a purse “stolen” early on that had a Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.
Ornery_You_3947 on
She’s got the Thunderstick 5000! With construction befitting a modern jackhammer, this 5 horsepower model comes with a kick starter and an optional electric start for the 5000K. Purchase the optional splash shield for its highest setting, M.O.A.B.: Massive Orgasm Aftershock Blast!
It’s not allowed on planes because it doesn’t just vibrate; it creates its own weather system. Attempting to fly with a Thunderstick 5000 is technically considered transporting an unregistered power plant.
conh3 on
Butt plugs.
ryceritops2 on
Fortunately her embarrassed face looks just like her regular face.
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When you see what they do in the open you have to wonder what on *earth* would embarrass them??
Not much to go on, here. We’ve heard about the pilot being fired and rehired over a blanket left onboard. Are we supposed to know what is now being alleged?
Big ol sack full of lube, dildos, and *his* fave anal plug.
Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article ‘a dildo’, never ‘your dildo
The blanket is a waterproof blanket. Both of them are into Piss-Play.
Drugs
The blanket was a cover!!!
https://preview.redd.it/gme1eomhgslg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57639b5b71d4b1ce68c321c60bd4478f108fcb8e
No one cares about her bringing her pussy vibe with her.
A bag full of dead puppies?
The strap on she pegs Lewandowski with?
Why would they lie about it being a blanket? It’s not only a ridiculous thing to fire someone for, it was her fault she left it on the plane.
Time to play: “drugs or sex toys?”
What, big honking dildos and dope probably!
CP.
Obviously CP.
See this is why you act crazy all the time so when you need to act crazy to cover up a story people will believe you
The blanket was covering the evidence which was covering the scandal which was covering the affair which was covering the fact that she thinks south dakota is a real place.
Desert Eagle Dildo.
Satchel of assorted buttplugs from 1/2 inch diameter to 5 inch
Couples who dildo together, stay together.
What could it be that would cause shame to these spineless ghouls
What do we think? Botox, drugs, or ball gags?
Big bag of dicks
Would they be more embarrassed about sex stuff or a signed copy of mein Kampf or something
Big Ol Bag o’Dicks
So wait… she fired a coast guard pilot because *she* left a bag of incriminating evidence behind on his plane?
In the old days that would have been an immediate promotion with all benefits. Firing them isn’t going to make them keep quiet.
Guess Noem’s husband is cool with all of this?
Definitely forgot the toys…
It was Michelle Obama’s autobiography.
Dildon’t
ngl lol classic excuse, pretty sure a real locker room would kick them out for how cringey they sound
Personal Appliances perhaps- of the battery powered variety?
“we use the term *a dildo* not *her* dildo”
Sex toys and drugs? Would be better than shooting puppies and kidnapping children.
Puppy furry kit with a lil Cory strap on?
The facts that it was some very personal objects is irrelevant. It’s the fact that they were trying to lie/gaslight about them that is unpardonable.
All this fraud this administration is committing that they are now trying to hide by withholding Medicaid funds to the Americans who live in Minnesota as well freezing all Medicaid funding for all states for things like wheelchairs. Good job maga, you really owned your fellow Americans.
She has a serious issue with leaving her bags. She had a purse “stolen” early on that had a Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.
She’s got the Thunderstick 5000! With construction befitting a modern jackhammer, this 5 horsepower model comes with a kick starter and an optional electric start for the 5000K. Purchase the optional splash shield for its highest setting, M.O.A.B.: Massive Orgasm Aftershock Blast!
It’s not allowed on planes because it doesn’t just vibrate; it creates its own weather system. Attempting to fly with a Thunderstick 5000 is technically considered transporting an unregistered power plant.
Butt plugs.
Fortunately her embarrassed face looks just like her regular face.
Ah, the classic ‘old bag of dildos’ situation.
You know, classified docs