Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Threads Brisbane house prices hit new peak as national market growth continues Posted by ConanTheAquarian
MannerNo7000 on March 2, 2026 6:54 am Not allowed to complain, our Gerontocracy won’t allow for any change
TPE_FieldsOfGold on March 2, 2026 6:55 am House prices can only keep increasing! It is our national sport! And the greatest achievement of our country!
Sound_and_the_fury on March 2, 2026 7:00 am I’m benefiting from the increase but it’s insane. I really fear for the future
Ok_Definition_3092 on March 2, 2026 7:08 am Remember! If you see a wealthy boomer have a serious fall or medical emergency, ignore their cries for help. We can cull the numbers naturally.
Ok-Macaroon-8142 on March 2, 2026 7:19 am I have 3 years left in me here in Brisbane I reckon. Then interstate to a smaller southern city. Hopefully sell at the peak but probs not
hit0k1ri on March 2, 2026 7:23 am Shouldn’t have plateaued a bit due to the rates rises? That’s a pretty decent jump up.
Large-Lack-2933 on March 2, 2026 7:33 am By the time the 2032 Brissy Olympics are here the median housing price will be $7.5 million… 
withcorruptedlungs on March 2, 2026 7:47 am They report this as though most of us haven’t already given up.
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Can’t wait until the Olympics…
Not allowed to complain, our Gerontocracy won’t allow for any change
House prices can only keep increasing!
It is our national sport!
And the greatest achievement of our country!
Can’t wait to see them peak again next week
I’m benefiting from the increase but it’s insane. I really fear for the future

Fuck yessssssss, let’s goooooo
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How lovely…
Why do they bother making articles like this anymore?
Remember!
If you see a wealthy boomer have a serious fall or medical emergency, ignore their cries for help.
We can cull the numbers naturally.
Fucking great
I have 3 years left in me here in Brisbane I reckon. Then interstate to a smaller southern city.
Hopefully sell at the peak but probs not
Shouldn’t have plateaued a bit due to the rates rises? That’s a pretty decent jump up.
By the time the 2032 Brissy Olympics are here the median housing price will be $7.5 million…

In other news, water is wet.
They report this as though most of us haven’t already given up.