I watched a segment on Channel 7 and they talked about how some people on the train brought a trolley full of groceries, someone vaped on the train, brought a lawn mower, brought green bin, an Uber Eats delivery worker brought his moped on the train and of course teenagers riding their e-bikes around the train station. I haven't used the train in a few months but haven't seen anything out of the ordinary. Just standard crackheads but that's normal.
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People fucking, a dude pissing, people on the nod, a guy tried to give me a dead baby red belly black snake on the train many years ago, he then walked off, picked up a bottle of v someone had sat on the construction fencing concrete foot and drank out of it
Haven’t really seen anything weird. But I’ve seen the typical rude stuff like people being loud in quiet carriages.
In London once I saw an old guy dressed as a Cossack warrior. He had the most impressive handlebar moustache.
But if it’s Brisbane then yeah, just crackheads.
Many years ago on the Beenleigh line I got on and watched a woman “bopping” around facing one of the poles near the door.
She didn’t stop or change rhythm during the 30min trip. Once I was getting off I quickly glanced her way and saw that she had been “stabbing her cat” against the pole and had a wet patch in the front.
People fucking on the train
Does the London bombing count ?
Years ago, I once saw a girl, who can’t have been more than 16, get approached by a boy, who can’t have been more than 10, who asked for a cigarette and she gave it to him.
I was going to try taking my moped home on the train last night…
The rain got a bit much, I was soaked and did not want to ride around anymore.
I figured they’d boot me off. I wish I tried now!
Seen someone doing crack on the Ipswich line and seen someone getting head on the Ferny Grove line.
Myself, in the window’s reflection at night.
I was going to say drugged and trying to suck himself off, but it was the Caboolture train so doesn’t really count.
Twas a late night from central station to south east Brisbane, I saw two crackheads banging.
It was traumatising for 17 year old me.
A few years ago I got on the train at Loganlea to go to the city. A few stops later a young lady gets on with…. A wheelbarrow. It was full of soil and plants growing. Overhead her say it was her class biology project (I think, it was years ago).
We got to South Bank where she wheeled off to go to TAFE or Uni. No harm done to anyone, but definitely the strangest thing I’ve seen on the train.
My friends and I were astounded at this man that looked like Ned Flanders. Then a second man that looked like Ned Flanders got on and sat next to him. They were both reading. Eventually the second Ned got off. The never exchanged a word.
I saw someone with a warehouse/furniture dolly stacked with tyres on it. Another guy had a folding wagon trolley filled entirely with bread.
The tyre guy and bread guy were travelling together. 😂
I was once waiting with a mate at south bank station, when all of a sudden a bloke hit me in the head with a footy, he then looked at my mate in the eyes and said ‘I know you’ve got the devil inside you.’ Then left.
People bringing mopeds on the train is pretty routine these days
Watched a trades person take out an electric drill and a outdoor hose fitting, then screw it to the seat in-front of him
Back in the day, late 70’s I did a shift in Brisbane city that finished at 1110 pm. The train would come at 1130 ish at central station. Sometimes it would be the wooden rattlers with doors you could open while the train was in transit. At that time of night piss heads would open the door or piss out the window, I saw a guy a bit older that me try and piss out the window when the train was in station, as the train took off he was still mid stream and got the piss blown back on him, hard not to laugh at the friggen animal.
I saw someone vomit into their own hands and cup it until the next stop.
A guy taking a piss on the door to the drivers compartment (the 1 at the back of the train) and then he casually walking off like he did it in toilet. I was in shock in my seat wondering what the fuck just happened.
A politician… on the train..
I got the train home from Bondall after the Iron Maiden concert and some meth head gets on screaming. He runs up to some guy and screams what are you lookin’ at cunt so the guy is looks away from him. Meth head starts screaming look at me cunt and when the guy turns to look at him he punches the poor guy in the face.
Three huge guys in Iron Maiden shirts get up and chase the guy off the train and proceed to give this guy a beating the likes I have never seen. Meth head just keeps getting back up and some guy who clearly knows how to fight keeps dropping him, once punch that knocks the idiot to the ground repeatedly. Queensland Rail have announced over the load speaker that the doors are locked and nobody is to exit the train. Meth head’s face is looking like a face shouldn’t look, I have never seen a boxing match where the boxer looks that bad but he still keeps getting up. A swollen head like that can be seriously life threatening. Police turned up and meth head and his 3 fighters never got back on the train and we went on our way. Looked for a story or something in the news but never heard anything more. I wouldn’t have been surprised if that beating killed the guy with the way his head looked.
Weirdest thing I’ve seen on a Brisbane train was a quiet carriage that was actually quiet.
once saw a couple that were using one of those “discrete” adult toys, and i say “discrete” because i could hear it… i do try not to judge people for what they’re into, but surely there’s nicer places for that than the ipswich/rosewood line train at 6pm
> I watched a segment on Channel 7 …
Ah, well, there’s where you went wrong – thinking that anything on 7 has any sort of connection to things that might go on in the real world.
I once saw a guy get up and pull a hammer out of his butt crack, then hop off at the following station.
Morning train from Gold Coast going to Brisbane. I often see an old gentleman that is always walking slowly along the centre aisle of the train. He is always dressed the same: checkered shirt, black pants and a mask.
I don’t know where he gets off or where he gets on but I see him at least once a week in the morning train to Brisbane.
Saw some dude clearly on something, shirtless, eyeing people up, doing chin ups on the handlebars in front of the doors.
Thanks Gold Coast.
Honestly nothing – as I don’t do the all-nighters anymore and had to wait at the Valley train station for the first train of the morning to get home at 7
Saw (and heard) a bloke having a wabk a few seats back 😂
I was getting the train to work. We were waiting a while at a station for a signal… I look out the window and there is a wheel chair sitting out side the men’s toilet, and I’m thinking to myself… did he drag himself in there?
Anyway, the delay is ongoing, the train is packed, and I’m busy browsing on my phone… next thing I notice is this attractive woman helping this guy in a wheel chair onto the train pushing his chair onboard… I can see his fly is undone and half of his tackle meat is hanging out of his fly folded like a frankfurter.. she shuffles in along side and he look up at her and says “your beautiful” in a munted kind of voice. she looks down at him absolutely mortified as she sees it all hanging out there in all it glory, then quickly hides behind a magazine up close to her face as she sinks into the background like Homer Simpson does into a bush.
This guy in the chair starts trying to do up his zipper with his munted hands that just don’t seem to want to cooperate with the predicament. Then surprisingly he stops, and swings his bum bag around to cover himself up front as best he can. He reaches to the the side and swings a little table that pivots off his chair closer to him. He unzips the bum bag and pulls out a little tin and places it on the table, and then does the same with a lighter… he then opens the tin which is packed full of weed and peace pipe… he then packs the the pipe full of weed slowly but surely, picks up the lighter and starts huffing on this thing like its a life saving oxygen mask… wads of smoke are rolling down the cabin, people are looking around nervously not knowing what to do… and I’m just sitting there front seat watching the whole show unfold… and you guess it, nobody says a word.
That was probably 20 years ago, and I can still see it all like it was yesterday.
2 guys with a 3 seat sofa. Seemed like they were just moving it from one house to another.
Few years ago I was about to get on the train to head to the city at Bowen hills but had to make way for a guy to get off … with a full sized fridge on a trolley. Smart way to move house …
Recently on the varcity lakes train a guy walking around with a lighter near everonea butts looking for anyone who farts
JFC these comments are why I don’t people.
A fight. I think both guys were drunk, they threw hands while the train stopped at Coorparoo station.
Was really packed one morning on the Brisbane airport line. I was standing in front of the bathroom, squeezed between a bunch of other people, and some dude (who really looked like he was going through it) pushes through the crowd of people, hits the button to open the bathroom door, leans on the door, starts to faint, slowly slides down the wall and onto the floor unconscious.
I told some guy to hit the emergency button and a group of us helped him up as best we could, he then thanked us, walked into the bathroom and stayed there for a few more stops, until he was escorted off the train by staff.
Probably the couple recently openly talking about spending the last of their money to “get on” at their dealer’s house. Naming the drugs and everything. In front of a busy afternoon train with their multiple young children with them. The bloke even called his mother asking for money “for the kids” in the lead up to the conversation before telling his partner the plan of attack to go get drugs. (It was mainly him and it was GRIM.
Hey at least they had bought a sandwich they allowed the oldest of their three young children to eat half of while they were on the train. 🚆
My wife’s cousin and his partner took a queen sized mattress home from the shop on the Paris metro. I’d have loved to see that.
My favourite was at Newmarket Station. I was sitting about mid-train in the carriage behind the guards cabin. We’re pulling into the station and I’m just idly looking at the window. First people I saw on the platform as the train slowed down were two guys each with a small stack of dining room chairs. I passed them and next I saw was three guys with a dining table. next it was two dudes with a wardrobe. Then a mattress, then the bed frame and on it went until the train stopped.
They’d spaced themselves out so there was one piece of furniture per door. ‘My’ guys had a heavy sideboard so I hopped up to lend a hand to get it through the doors. The guard held the train up for a moment longer than usual.
There was lots of happy calling out and joking all the way to Oxford Park where they all got off again and took their furniture with them.
It’s a different way to move house I guess – if you have enough mates but no truck!
I once got on the train to go to high school and sat next to the principal who had retired from my primary school almost ten years prior. I didn’t speak to him but I kind of felt sad because it didn’t look like he was still retired.
Morning peak hour heading into the city from Beenleigh. A guy basically chunders with explosive force all over the man sitting next to him and all over the floor. All the nearby passengers moved away immediately. The guy who chundered just lay back in his seat and goes back to sleep. The looks on everyone’s faces was priceless.
A couple of young girls, probably 15, got on at Roma St and looked for a toilet. The toilet was closed, so one of the girls stood in front of the other. Second girl peed on a pregnancy test right there in the carriage. They got off at South Bank…I didn’t even get to find out the result!
[suck me off at the next station](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiO5j89hwU)
I wasn’t there but this happened at Nundah like 16 years ago.
Was on a train replacement bus, had a crackhead accuse me of spying on him when all I was doing was noting how the bus had an electronic run sheet instead of a paper one to my colleague. He told me “Mind my own fuckin’ business”. I decided to move to the back where it was empty.
I saw a bloke cuttin his toenails with toenail clippers. I told him, he was a fucking grub. He told me to mind my own fucking business.
We ended up punchin on and the big fucker gave me a bit of a floggin. I got a few good ones on him at the start, but he definetly got the better of me.
I shoulda minded my own fucking business. 🤣🤣🤣
Saw a guy drunk out his mind with his pants round his ankles, piss all over the floor of the carriage on a midnight train. Rest of the carriage was empty. Train security woke him up and he immediately out his face in his hands as he grasped the absurdity of the situation.
Saw a dude on the train down to Helensvale a couple of years back literally drop his pants down to his ankles and piss and shit all over his pants and himself, pull them back up and sit back down again.