Sweet, guess it all over. Time to pack it all up and go home everyone. Only 7 *~~suckers~~* troops lost, Great Operation!
JokerJangles123 on
This is like if the Chicago Bears claimed a Super Bowl ring after returning the opening kickoff for a touchdown
flavorfox on
Well we killed a lot of kids, and got a more lively and enraged Khamanei
MasterShadowLord on
Let’s see if he actually means it or if he’s only saying it in reaction to the markets panicking.
B16B0SS on
The people of Iran will sure be thankful … wtf? lol
captain_slackbeard on
Isn’t Iran still launching missiles? In what way are they defeated?
Bishopjones2112 on
Ahh this sounds like backing away from bad public opinion not mission success.
No_Iron_8087 on
Lmao he’s gonna go on tv and say “I ALWAYS LIKED MOJTABA! BIG MO, THAT’S WHAT I CALL HIM, BIG, BIG MO! HE IS MY CHOICE TO LEAD THE GREAT PEOPLE OF IRAN – THE GREATEST, SOME WOULD SAY – INTO THE FUTURE. I LOVE BIG MO”
PretendFly8491 on
“This war shit is really fucking with my golfing.”
jkuutonen on
I’ll just leave this taco here.
throwawaybsme on
What the fuck does “the war is very complete, pretty much” mean? Who let Dementia Don speak without a teleprompter?
PugsAndHugs95 on
Trumps like “gotta do a couple more pumps and dumps for me and my rich buddies before everything goes down the shitter and oil prices and up going up”
misterblackvenom on
First it wasn’t a war.
Then it was a war.
Then it was not ruling out troops.
Then it might be a few weeks or months.
Then something big is coming.
Now it’s very complete.
Fucking hell…
AwarenessReady3531 on
If the Iranian regime survives, which as our intelligence community confirms is very likely at this point – given how Iranian institutions responded, with no defections or changes in policy/disruptions in its implementation, in the days following the opening assassinations – they will actually seek a nuclear weapon. Just an unbelievable disaster. Mission accomplished!
hawkfan78 on
But I didn’t think it was a war?
-Mega on
This is the trump that I missed, the one that writes his own satire.
CarryBigStickorElse on
Get this fucker away from the nuclear codes.
persepolisrising79 on
what does that even mean
iforgotthepassword1 on
So 7 American service members died. The Middle East is literally on fire. Just so the supreme leader could be killed and his hard line son be put in power. Does t sound like a good use of tax payer money…
Trump and Bibi playing the 5D chess
sproge on
So much for helping the Kurds to take some land, hahaha. You can’t make this shit up, they’re getting fucked *again*. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic,
>The US and abandoning local allies, name a more iconic duo, I’ll
wait
I will be so relieved if this is true and the US stops attacking Iran. But if it’s true, it begs the question of WHY it even had to start. What a waste of lives and resources
Wizinit29 on
Oil price down and stock market up on the basis of this phone call with Trump, as if the war ends on his say-so. Good luck with that. Let’s see what Iran’s response is overnight.
GloomWorldOrder on
He’s worried about stocks while extremists are plotting revenge. Even though Iran has little to no worth in their currency, the most dangerous people are those with nothing to lose. He may have pleased some, but not those who are extremists and/or who are now without their children/families.
This is not going to age well.
Prior_Implement_9279 on
Short 2 day market manipulation and all it took this time was starting a war
Herbal77 on
Great back to the epstein files
rgwatt on
Trump received the orders from Putin
irespondwithmyface on
Accomplished killing an 86 year old man at the cost of a guaranteed future terrorism.
Locoman7 on
You killed 45 school aged girls punk bitch you deserve to rot in a cell.
Legitimate-Relief915 on
Stock market manipulation and misinformation and his base eats it up. It’s kind of amazing that in 2026 with so much information at our disposal that people are easily manipulated.
SeeMarkFly on
THIS guy just started a DECADES LONG religious war that cannot possibly be won.
He is completely delusional.
Otherwise-Green3067 on
I have scrolled WAYYY to far down here to see a single person acknowledge that he is doing this potential about face on the war the literal second after he has a “great phone call” with Putin.
Someone has him by the balls, gee I wonder who it could be
Edit: Sanctions. It was for the removal of sanctions ….
TheTige on
You can’t just yell “game over” after killing a head of state unprovoked. The level of delusion gets worse every day.
seedless0 on
Complete shitshow.
ILoveTheAtomicBomb on
Dude saw the oil stocks last night and starting to have a panic attack. He knows he’s cooked and anything but saying the war is done is going to finish him off entirely. We’re screwed no matter what he does
If he pulls out, that entire region is going to break out in fighting that we’ll have to deal with because Israel is going to demand it and if we stay then we’re only a few steps away from boots on the ground. There’s absolutely no chance Israel is going to let Trump back down right now and say the war is done. This is a once in a life time chance for the current cabinet to take on everyone they hate in the region and continue being in power
Congrats you pedophile rapist, you’ve accomplished nothing but causing more death. You and your entire cult MAGA base, I hope you all suffer for the rest of your lives
xXBlueDreamXx on
Very complete like Tina’s engines?
BlueHeartbeat on
Made the regime somehow worse, killed a bunch of civilians, sent the world economy in disarray, and he’s ready to leave? That’s a lost war, congrats.
marcusmosh on
That means he is bored of it and doesn’t really have a plan because that would require actual work.
Hegseth is going to get thrown under the bus because he is a loser who can’t win a war. Total circus.
Old-n-Wrinkly on
Did Iran “unconditionally surrender”? Missed that.
Killed leader, leader’s son takes over. Big difference, ala Venezuela?
Gas prices too high, he’s getting bored, on to Cuba?
lakast on
He’ll blame the people for not taking over the government when he gave them the chance.
Appropriate_Art_6909 on
Who believes this **Orange Shitstain** on ANYTHING?!
BlackandRead on
Last night on 60 Minutes Hegseth said: “What I want your viewers to understand is this is only just the beginning.”
QuirkyWish3081 on
This is amazing that he managed to topple this regime in a few days. The ayatollah is dead and has been replaced by his son. He also managed to wipe out an innocent kids school and murder the new Ayotollahs entire family. Although the rich uranium has now taken underground and their timetable sped up, with likely crosshairs fully on US and Israel, World stability is now assured!! and it’s all thanks to our president, Donald J Trump. Thank you for your attention on this matter. 🥴🫠
theclash06013 on
Aside from increasing gas prices and killing a bunch of civilians I think the only thing he’s actually accomplished is strengthening the current regime.
apsae27 on
He’s right, it is complete.
A complete fuckup
Completely unnecessary
Completely to line billionaires pockets
Completely about gaining control of elections
Completely a distraction from the fact that trump is a child rapist
SardonicallySpeaking on
That’s two wars he has ended quickly in Iran in less than a year!
Name another President that has ever done that! There is still time to end two more Iranian wars before next year yet.
Guys playn’ 3-Dementia chess, we are so lucky to have him!
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Hang the “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” banner.
He couldn’t even make it till Tuesday
This is his ‘Mission Accomplished’
“I think the war is very complete, pretty much.”
😑
Sweet, guess it all over. Time to pack it all up and go home everyone. Only 7 *~~suckers~~* troops lost, Great Operation!
This is like if the Chicago Bears claimed a Super Bowl ring after returning the opening kickoff for a touchdown
Well we killed a lot of kids, and got a more lively and enraged Khamanei
Let’s see if he actually means it or if he’s only saying it in reaction to the markets panicking.
The people of Iran will sure be thankful … wtf? lol
Isn’t Iran still launching missiles? In what way are they defeated?
Ahh this sounds like backing away from bad public opinion not mission success.
Lmao he’s gonna go on tv and say “I ALWAYS LIKED MOJTABA! BIG MO, THAT’S WHAT I CALL HIM, BIG, BIG MO! HE IS MY CHOICE TO LEAD THE GREAT PEOPLE OF IRAN – THE GREATEST, SOME WOULD SAY – INTO THE FUTURE. I LOVE BIG MO”
“This war shit is really fucking with my golfing.”
I’ll just leave this taco here.
What the fuck does “the war is very complete, pretty much” mean? Who let Dementia Don speak without a teleprompter?
Trumps like “gotta do a couple more pumps and dumps for me and my rich buddies before everything goes down the shitter and oil prices and up going up”
First it wasn’t a war.
Then it was a war.
Then it was not ruling out troops.
Then it might be a few weeks or months.
Then something big is coming.
Now it’s very complete.
Fucking hell…
If the Iranian regime survives, which as our intelligence community confirms is very likely at this point – given how Iranian institutions responded, with no defections or changes in policy/disruptions in its implementation, in the days following the opening assassinations – they will actually seek a nuclear weapon. Just an unbelievable disaster. Mission accomplished!
But I didn’t think it was a war?
This is the trump that I missed, the one that writes his own satire.
Get this fucker away from the nuclear codes.
what does that even mean
So 7 American service members died. The Middle East is literally on fire. Just so the supreme leader could be killed and his hard line son be put in power. Does t sound like a good use of tax payer money…
Trump and Bibi playing the 5D chess
So much for helping the Kurds to take some land, hahaha. You can’t make this shit up, they’re getting fucked *again*. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic,
>The US and abandoning local allies, name a more iconic duo, I’ll
wait
[This scene from The Expanse](https://youtu.be/9xBe7_RVAWA?si=Y2_Dd1A29J_iajIv&t=45) explains Trump so well, though you might need to add “The last person **with kompromat** that spoke to him”
I will be so relieved if this is true and the US stops attacking Iran. But if it’s true, it begs the question of WHY it even had to start. What a waste of lives and resources
Oil price down and stock market up on the basis of this phone call with Trump, as if the war ends on his say-so. Good luck with that. Let’s see what Iran’s response is overnight.
He’s worried about stocks while extremists are plotting revenge. Even though Iran has little to no worth in their currency, the most dangerous people are those with nothing to lose. He may have pleased some, but not those who are extremists and/or who are now without their children/families.
This is not going to age well.
Short 2 day market manipulation and all it took this time was starting a war
Great back to the epstein files
Trump received the orders from Putin
Accomplished killing an 86 year old man at the cost of a guaranteed future terrorism.
You killed 45 school aged girls punk bitch you deserve to rot in a cell.
Stock market manipulation and misinformation and his base eats it up. It’s kind of amazing that in 2026 with so much information at our disposal that people are easily manipulated.
THIS guy just started a DECADES LONG religious war that cannot possibly be won.
He is completely delusional.
I have scrolled WAYYY to far down here to see a single person acknowledge that he is doing this potential about face on the war the literal second after he has a “great phone call” with Putin.
Someone has him by the balls, gee I wonder who it could be
Edit: Sanctions. It was for the removal of sanctions ….
You can’t just yell “game over” after killing a head of state unprovoked. The level of delusion gets worse every day.
Complete shitshow.
Dude saw the oil stocks last night and starting to have a panic attack. He knows he’s cooked and anything but saying the war is done is going to finish him off entirely. We’re screwed no matter what he does
If he pulls out, that entire region is going to break out in fighting that we’ll have to deal with because Israel is going to demand it and if we stay then we’re only a few steps away from boots on the ground. There’s absolutely no chance Israel is going to let Trump back down right now and say the war is done. This is a once in a life time chance for the current cabinet to take on everyone they hate in the region and continue being in power
Congrats you pedophile rapist, you’ve accomplished nothing but causing more death. You and your entire cult MAGA base, I hope you all suffer for the rest of your lives
Very complete like Tina’s engines?
Made the regime somehow worse, killed a bunch of civilians, sent the world economy in disarray, and he’s ready to leave? That’s a lost war, congrats.
That means he is bored of it and doesn’t really have a plan because that would require actual work.
Hegseth is going to get thrown under the bus because he is a loser who can’t win a war. Total circus.
Did Iran “unconditionally surrender”? Missed that.
Killed leader, leader’s son takes over. Big difference, ala Venezuela?
Gas prices too high, he’s getting bored, on to Cuba?
He’ll blame the people for not taking over the government when he gave them the chance.
Who believes this **Orange Shitstain** on ANYTHING?!
Last night on 60 Minutes Hegseth said: “What I want your viewers to understand is this is only just the beginning.”
This is amazing that he managed to topple this regime in a few days. The ayatollah is dead and has been replaced by his son. He also managed to wipe out an innocent kids school and murder the new Ayotollahs entire family. Although the rich uranium has now taken underground and their timetable sped up, with likely crosshairs fully on US and Israel, World stability is now assured!! and it’s all thanks to our president, Donald J Trump. Thank you for your attention on this matter. 🥴🫠
Aside from increasing gas prices and killing a bunch of civilians I think the only thing he’s actually accomplished is strengthening the current regime.
He’s right, it is complete.
A complete fuckup
Completely unnecessary
Completely to line billionaires pockets
Completely about gaining control of elections
Completely a distraction from the fact that trump is a child rapist
That’s two wars he has ended quickly in Iran in less than a year!
Name another President that has ever done that! There is still time to end two more Iranian wars before next year yet.
Guys playn’ 3-Dementia chess, we are so lucky to have him!