Trump tells CBS that Iran ‘war is very complete’

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49 Comments

  1. Sweet, guess it all over. Time to pack it all up and go home everyone. Only 7 *~~suckers~~* troops lost, Great Operation!

  2. JokerJangles123 on

    This is like if the Chicago Bears claimed a Super Bowl ring after returning the opening kickoff for a touchdown

  3. MasterShadowLord on

    Let’s see if he actually means it or if he’s only saying it in reaction to the markets panicking.

  4. captain_slackbeard on

    Isn’t Iran still launching missiles? In what way are they defeated?

  5. Bishopjones2112 on

    Ahh this sounds like backing away from bad public opinion not mission success.

  6. No_Iron_8087 on

    Lmao he’s gonna go on tv and say “I ALWAYS LIKED MOJTABA! BIG MO, THAT’S WHAT I CALL HIM, BIG, BIG MO! HE IS MY CHOICE TO LEAD THE GREAT PEOPLE OF IRAN – THE GREATEST, SOME WOULD SAY – INTO THE FUTURE. I LOVE BIG MO”

  7. throwawaybsme on

    What the fuck does “the war is very complete, pretty much” mean? Who let Dementia Don speak without a teleprompter?

  8. PugsAndHugs95 on

    Trumps like “gotta do a couple more pumps and dumps for me and my rich buddies before everything goes down the shitter and oil prices and up going up”

  9. misterblackvenom on

    First it wasn’t a war.

    Then it was a war.

    Then it was not ruling out troops.

    Then it might be a few weeks or months.

    Then something big is coming.

    Now it’s very complete.

    Fucking hell…

  10. AwarenessReady3531 on

    If the Iranian regime survives, which as our intelligence community confirms is very likely at this point – given how Iranian institutions responded, with no defections or changes in policy/disruptions in its implementation, in the days following the opening assassinations – they will actually seek a nuclear weapon. Just an unbelievable disaster. Mission accomplished!

  11. iforgotthepassword1 on

    So 7 American service members died. The Middle East is literally on fire. Just so the supreme leader could be killed and his hard line son be put in power. Does t sound like a good use of tax payer money…

    Trump and Bibi playing the 5D chess

  12. So much for helping the Kurds to take some land, hahaha. You can’t make this shit up, they’re getting fucked *again*. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic,

    >The US and abandoning local allies, name a more iconic duo, I’ll
    wait

    [This scene from The Expanse](https://youtu.be/9xBe7_RVAWA?si=Y2_Dd1A29J_iajIv&t=45) explains Trump so well, though you might need to add “The last person **with kompromat** that spoke to him”

  13. I will be so relieved if this is true and the US stops attacking Iran. But if it’s true, it begs the question of WHY it even had to start. What a waste of lives and resources

  14. Oil price down and stock market up on the basis of this phone call with Trump, as if the war ends on his say-so. Good luck with that. Let’s see what Iran’s response is overnight.

  15. GloomWorldOrder on

    He’s worried about stocks while extremists are plotting revenge. Even though Iran has little to no worth in their currency, the most dangerous people are those with nothing to lose. He may have pleased some, but not those who are extremists and/or who are now without their children/families.

    This is not going to age well.

  16. Prior_Implement_9279 on

    Short 2 day market manipulation and all it took this time was starting a war

  17. irespondwithmyface on

    Accomplished killing an 86 year old man at the cost of a guaranteed future terrorism.

  18. Legitimate-Relief915 on

    Stock market manipulation and misinformation and his base eats it up. It’s kind of amazing that in 2026 with so much information at our disposal that people are easily manipulated.

  19. THIS guy just started a DECADES LONG religious war that cannot possibly be won.

    He is completely delusional.

  20. Otherwise-Green3067 on

    I have scrolled WAYYY to far down here to see a single person acknowledge that he is doing this potential about face on the war the literal second after he has a “great phone call” with Putin.

    Someone has him by the balls, gee I wonder who it could be

    Edit: Sanctions. It was for the removal of sanctions ….

  21. You can’t just yell “game over” after killing a head of state unprovoked. The level of delusion gets worse every day.

  22. ILoveTheAtomicBomb on

    Dude saw the oil stocks last night and starting to have a panic attack. He knows he’s cooked and anything but saying the war is done is going to finish him off entirely. We’re screwed no matter what he does

    If he pulls out, that entire region is going to break out in fighting that we’ll have to deal with because Israel is going to demand it and if we stay then we’re only a few steps away from boots on the ground. There’s absolutely no chance Israel is going to let Trump back down right now and say the war is done. This is a once in a life time chance for the current cabinet to take on everyone they hate in the region and continue being in power

    Congrats you pedophile rapist, you’ve accomplished nothing but causing more death. You and your entire cult MAGA base, I hope you all suffer for the rest of your lives

  23. BlueHeartbeat on

    Made the regime somehow worse, killed a bunch of civilians, sent the world economy in disarray, and he’s ready to leave? That’s a lost war, congrats.

  24. That means he is bored of it and doesn’t really have a plan because that would require actual work.

    Hegseth is going to get thrown under the bus because he is a loser who can’t win a war. Total circus.

  25. Old-n-Wrinkly on

    Did Iran “unconditionally surrender”? Missed that.

    Killed leader, leader’s son takes over. Big difference, ala Venezuela?

    Gas prices too high, he’s getting bored, on to Cuba?

  26. He’ll blame the people for not taking over the government when he gave them the chance.

  27. BlackandRead on

    Last night on 60 Minutes Hegseth said: “What I want your viewers to understand is this is only just the beginning.”

  28. QuirkyWish3081 on

    This is amazing that he managed to topple this regime in a few days. The ayatollah is dead and has been replaced by his son. He also managed to wipe out an innocent kids school and murder the new Ayotollahs entire family. Although the rich uranium has now taken underground and their timetable sped up, with likely crosshairs fully on US and Israel, World stability is now assured!! and it’s all thanks to our president, Donald J Trump. Thank you for your attention on this matter. 🥴🫠

  29. theclash06013 on

    Aside from increasing gas prices and killing a bunch of civilians I think the only thing he’s actually accomplished is strengthening the current regime.

  30. He’s right, it is complete.

    A complete fuckup

    Completely unnecessary

    Completely to line billionaires pockets

    Completely about gaining control of elections

    Completely a distraction from the fact that trump is a child rapist

  31. SardonicallySpeaking on

    That’s two wars he has ended quickly in Iran in less than a year!

    Name another President that has ever done that! There is still time to end two more Iranian wars before next year yet.

    Guys playn’ 3-Dementia chess, we are so lucky to have him!