Marco Rubio Mocked After People Notice His Oversized Shoes Following Report Trump Makes Staff All Wear Same Shoes

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28 Comments

  1. CHRISTEN-METAL on

    Trump’s getting very Stalin like with his anointing as the King of the World by the GOP.

  2. penilesensorydevice on

    Imagine how cowardly you’d have to be in order to be terrified of telling your insane boss how the stupid shoes he needlessly bought for you do not fit. These cretins are walking around like clowns, in oversized floppy shoes, because they’re afraid of Donald fucking Trump.

  3. UnderstandingSquare7 on

    Can’t wait until Drumpf decides they all have to wear his diapers too. After that, orange makeup and a comb-over.

  4. Ok, so I don’t expect any of these ass kissers to stand up to trump. But why the fuck wouldn’t you just buy the same shoes in your actual size? Tell supreme leader he nailed it when he guessed.

  5. SeattlesWinest on

    Makeup? Check. Oversized shoes? Check.

    What else do clowns wear? What’s next?

  6. -Ok-Perception- on

    I think Trump asked their shoe size, out of the blue, without context or reason.

    And wanting to seem more manly, they said their shoes sizes were about 2 sizes bigger than reality.

    Hence, the shoes that don’t fit, hence the fact that they’re afraid to tell Trump they’re actually a couple of sizes smaller than that. Also, it seems a way that Trump would ferret out liars in a roundabout way.

    I think Trump gets the kick out of the fact that his henchmen now have to wear ill-fitted shoes as payment for lies.

  7. schtickshift on

    Has anyone mentioned to Trump that what really matters is tiny hands, not tiny feet?

  8. Professional_Echo907 on

    Maybe I’m crazy, but Florsheim was never a status brand, I always thought it was like J.C. Penney for dress shoes.

    And they weren’t that well-made either, although I might be biased since my family is Italian-American. 👀

  9. Drumf fancies himself as a Dear Leader like the one in North Korea who limits the styles of haircuts people can have.