Weekly messages and letters from agents, I jisy bought recently and as a result, am running on a diet of crackers and stale cheese.
Posted by seymourskinny
Weekly messages and letters from agents, I jisy bought recently and as a result, am running on a diet of crackers and stale cheese.
Posted by seymourskinny
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I have found in the past that opt-outs also don’t opt you out… It happens very quickly after that if you tell them you’ll report them to ACMA.
https://www.acma.gov.au/dealing-with-spam
Do not contact list works for companies who send shit in Australia. It won’t stop them out sourcing it but.
This is good for the soul. I hope you washed your hands after receiving that text, fuck those vermin give me the ick.
Beautifully done
North Korea catching strays for no reason lol
In North Korea, houses are provided for free by the government because they view it as a human right, its a bit ironic to flame them in a real estate post
Block the number
Remember you can sign the Rea up for a visit or call from the jehovahs witnesses, or my favourite call a few gyms and leave there name and number.
I got a property ad text that said it was a record lease price for an unfurnished property with “no views.” Like, we’re just bragging about high prices with reduced amenities?
Wha’ts even worse is that they don’t even try to help.
We are looking at a place on RE. com and there are no photos of the downstairs area or garage, I emailed the RE and asked if he could please provide some as we can’t go to the next inspection.
His reply.
“Hi, what is your budget, will you be attending the auction”
Listen mother fucker, houses sell themselves, all you need to actually do for you job is help provide information about the property to people who are interested.
I can not stand the amount of real estate billboards. Dystopian filth. They have no shame
Nice roast!
The worst I got was the real estate parasite cold calling me in March last year when everyone was preparing for the cyclone. She got an earful from me, and a block.
I hated these messages when we were looking. It just made me think of South Park and can totally see them lying around their offices rubbing their nipples thinking of how they’re screwing people over.
Look at how *amazing* we did our jobs and sold this shit hole for way more than what it’s worth.
I send or drop in an envelope filled with non-offensive (i.e. no dog turds) rubbish and a note – “stop sending me your rubbish and I will stop send you mine”.
Not all hero’s wear capes haha
Man I’ve wanted to say this to them for years but never had the balls to do it 🤣
OP you are incredibly based
Chill dude, that’s what being a deal broker is… they go with the flow of the market, they’re not responsible for the stupid prices… if anything, rather than post here to try and validate your bad behaviour, you should apologise to him/her.
They think they’re immune to no junk mail signs as well
I just tell them it might be great that I could get that much for my place, but don’t really want to then have to buy 50km away.
I literally just got a similar text for a house up the road from an agency I have never heard of. I have been in my house over 25 years- where did they buy my number from, I wonder??
Wow you showed them
I get calls all the time from agents asking me to sell.
“We can get you $800,000 and that’s the bottom of the market!” Cool, so apparently we can live in bank accounts now?
Haha like North Korean propaganda…..
This is a great response. I like the comparison to NK 😂😂
Well done