Why on gods gray moon would you put it on the moon? Wouldn’t the Lagrange points be better?
glassgreyhound on
How would they get the power to Earth?
metametapraxis on
Things we couldn’t even conceive of doing on Earth, but on the Moon!
KitchenDepartment on
Absolutely genius! Lets pay the enormous cost of sending solar panels to space. Then put them in the only place in the earth-moon system where the sun only shines for half of the day. The only place where extreme cold is a concern. And the only place where dust is magnetic and sticks to electronics.
Even if you had a magic wand and built this facility out of thin air it doesn’t even do the basic thing they want to achieve. Which is to “generate energy around the clock”. You can only generate energy whenever the moon covers your half of the planet.
pbmadman on
I plan on taking a nuclear submarine to Jupiter. All I need is one more person to be in on this and we can call ourselves a team. Out team has the same chances of success as this moon belt team.
marcus55 on
I’m also planning to own a property in 2026
SoggyFist on
Wouldn’t want to be living near one of the receiving stations, especially first thing in the morning when the aim may be a little off.
zaphod_beeblebrox007 on
It this article from the Onion?
Common_Senze on
I will sell you ocean front property in Liechtenstein
Somlenecore on
anything but nuclearðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Abject-Picture on
Nowhere in the story does anyone mention micrometeorites. They don’t get through Earth’s atmosphere, the moon however…what elementary class thought of this?
The_Beaver on
I’ve also played Dyson Sphere Program. Definitely recommend
Topologicus on
Keep my moon out of your fucking mouth!
Patrickme on
That is a very… ambitious plan, I wonder about the cost of maintenance though. On the moon debris that burns up in our atmosphere would burn up against those panels, right?
Elbit_Curt_Sedni on
Never too late to joining the grifting game I guess.
aleopardstail on
I have a plan to win the lottery
I suspect my plan is more realistic
I don’t buy lottery tickets
Zealousideal-Bike483 on
I used to work at an architecture firm and we called types of less-than-quarter-baked projects Rendering Competitions. It wasn’t a design in any functional sense of the word
WarrenR86 on
I’m not stoned enough for this to make sense.
JimHeckdiver on
We couldn’t make this work on earth.
This is patently absurd.
Icestorme on
They’ve already turned footsteps into electricity, so this is a logical next step
DrewCrew62 on
Gonna need a hell of an extension cord
Lobster9 on
Japanese team hopes to take millions in cash from clueless investors after paid article blitz.
Major_Shlongage on
No, they do not plan on doing this. Let’s stop posting these ridiculous stories that will never happen.
400Volts on
Every time something like this is posted I must remind people that generating enough power to supply the whole world is relatively easy. Transporting power over long distances is very hard
gubigubi on
This is the kind of shit I would find in the old magazine pile in the art room when I was in middleschool.
Some magazine from the 1980s saying like “We are going to have aluminum blimps that take you to Venus by 2004”.
Treveli on
Start hoarding extension cords, they’re going to get real valuable when they do this.
mandarintain on
Meanwhile at Cobra Headquarters…..
Derekeys on
We will do anything but actually use the silver bullet that is nuclear.
BayouBait on
So absurd that it’s not even worth writing about
bullitt4796 on
How does said power transfer?
Nzdiver81 on
Giant moon “laser”? Someone’s been watching to much Austin Powers or there is a real life Dr Evil behind this project
_marmota_ on
I’m sure a 13,000 terawatt laser beamed at the earths surface 24/7 will have no untoward impacts
ficiek on
Or…. you know… we could build solar panels on earth…
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this is definitely happening.
Why on gods gray moon would you put it on the moon? Wouldn’t the Lagrange points be better?
How would they get the power to Earth?
Things we couldn’t even conceive of doing on Earth, but on the Moon!
Absolutely genius! Lets pay the enormous cost of sending solar panels to space. Then put them in the only place in the earth-moon system where the sun only shines for half of the day. The only place where extreme cold is a concern. And the only place where dust is magnetic and sticks to electronics.
Even if you had a magic wand and built this facility out of thin air it doesn’t even do the basic thing they want to achieve. Which is to “generate energy around the clock”. You can only generate energy whenever the moon covers your half of the planet.
I plan on taking a nuclear submarine to Jupiter. All I need is one more person to be in on this and we can call ourselves a team. Out team has the same chances of success as this moon belt team.
I’m also planning to own a property in 2026
Wouldn’t want to be living near one of the receiving stations, especially first thing in the morning when the aim may be a little off.
It this article from the Onion?
I will sell you ocean front property in Liechtenstein
anything but nuclearðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Nowhere in the story does anyone mention micrometeorites. They don’t get through Earth’s atmosphere, the moon however…what elementary class thought of this?
I’ve also played Dyson Sphere Program. Definitely recommend
Keep my moon out of your fucking mouth!
That is a very… ambitious plan, I wonder about the cost of maintenance though. On the moon debris that burns up in our atmosphere would burn up against those panels, right?
Never too late to joining the grifting game I guess.
I have a plan to win the lottery
I suspect my plan is more realistic
I don’t buy lottery tickets
I used to work at an architecture firm and we called types of less-than-quarter-baked projects Rendering Competitions. It wasn’t a design in any functional sense of the word
I’m not stoned enough for this to make sense.
We couldn’t make this work on earth.
This is patently absurd.
They’ve already turned footsteps into electricity, so this is a logical next step
Gonna need a hell of an extension cord
Japanese team hopes to take millions in cash from clueless investors after paid article blitz.
No, they do not plan on doing this. Let’s stop posting these ridiculous stories that will never happen.
Every time something like this is posted I must remind people that generating enough power to supply the whole world is relatively easy. Transporting power over long distances is very hard
This is the kind of shit I would find in the old magazine pile in the art room when I was in middleschool.
Some magazine from the 1980s saying like “We are going to have aluminum blimps that take you to Venus by 2004”.
Start hoarding extension cords, they’re going to get real valuable when they do this.
Meanwhile at Cobra Headquarters…..
We will do anything but actually use the silver bullet that is nuclear.
So absurd that it’s not even worth writing about
How does said power transfer?
Giant moon “laser”? Someone’s been watching to much Austin Powers or there is a real life Dr Evil behind this project
I’m sure a 13,000 terawatt laser beamed at the earths surface 24/7 will have no untoward impacts
Or…. you know… we could build solar panels on earth…