I’m doing it for you and only you and only you!

I dug a tunnel from my basement to the gas station next door and it steals fuel like never before! I live in an expensive suburb of the capital, a new block, I have Lamborghinis and Ferraris, I can afford to fill up twice a day, but I will not feed these greedy oilmen. I hit them in the pocket, their mother is dirty! If they go bankrupt, all the oil will be ours!

Expect fuel prices to drop soon, no need to thank me.