Well duhhh. They refuse to stop and ask for directions.
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Butthole_Vesuvius on
They must be doing something right if they can get from the tissue all the way into space.
Electronic_Ad9329 on
It gets lost when it hits the air on earth so yeah I’d bet it doesn’t do well in a vacuum either.
SaturdayNightPyrexia on
Bareback is safe in space is what I’m seeing.
flipper_babies on
Is this another way of saying there was blob of space spunk floating around and no one claimed it?
“Who the fuck forgot a tissue?”
“Dunno. Maybe it’s lost?”
Jazzlike_Plastic7088 on
Is that how new life on planets starts?
Taowulf on
Impregnation Danger, Will Robinson!
Shes_dead_Jim on
“I can’t wait to get to the egg and become a doctor or a fireman!”
“Bro we’re in space”
jxj24 on
Danger, danger, young Will Robinson!!! You stop doing that RIGHT NOW!!!
riisikas on
Ok now who gave the sample for that, must have been some fun times on the ISS.
Shiasugar on
Who would have thought it, really? /s
patrickularity on
Because they need to go THROUGH, THROUGH THE PLANET’S CORE!
Loco_72 on
The dangers of masturbation in zero gravity
danddersson on
I would have thought chemical signals would have been more important than gravity. As there is unlikely to be any need for a sense of up or down, perhaps they use gravity to sense a consistent direction – but that only works for one plane.
ColinDJPat on
Get lost!
*Turns ISS in to a snow globe*
Vedrac on
What if we put some spunk and some ovum egg close to a back hole? Would se see a human growing slowly before our eyes and then sucked into it?
Fritzo2162 on
Just don’t let it near Venus, ’cause that’s where women are from and we don’t need that place all knocked up.
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Well did anyone give them a map?
Well duhhh. They refuse to stop and ask for directions.
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They must be doing something right if they can get from the tissue all the way into space.
It gets lost when it hits the air on earth so yeah I’d bet it doesn’t do well in a vacuum either.
Bareback is safe in space is what I’m seeing.
Is this another way of saying there was blob of space spunk floating around and no one claimed it?
“Who the fuck forgot a tissue?”
“Dunno. Maybe it’s lost?”
Is that how new life on planets starts?
Impregnation Danger, Will Robinson!
“I can’t wait to get to the egg and become a doctor or a fireman!”
“Bro we’re in space”
Danger, danger, young Will Robinson!!! You stop doing that RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok now who gave the sample for that, must have been some fun times on the ISS.
Who would have thought it, really? /s
Because they need to go THROUGH, THROUGH THE PLANET’S CORE!
The dangers of masturbation in zero gravity
I would have thought chemical signals would have been more important than gravity. As there is unlikely to be any need for a sense of up or down, perhaps they use gravity to sense a consistent direction – but that only works for one plane.
Get lost!
*Turns ISS in to a snow globe*
What if we put some spunk and some ovum egg close to a back hole? Would se see a human growing slowly before our eyes and then sucked into it?
Just don’t let it near Venus, ’cause that’s where women are from and we don’t need that place all knocked up.
have a question, do the astronuts fuck?
The Astronut, or how to cum in space.
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!