We‘ve really entered the timeline of countries talking like children at school.
good_udichi on
Saudi: Mf we are supposed to fight against Iran
looniecad on
So will Pakistan simultaneously mediate, beat the hell of Israel and insult Qatar/Gulf states?
I think this is a master stroke from Trump and Bibi as they don’t really want the war to stop – appoint someone who has the least chance of mediating shit
BeratnasGILF420 on
Oh man are we going to see Taliban Hiluxes equipped with Trophy APS?
Dominarion on
Christ, China is just laying back, drinking its baiju, and watch all the pieces go down as it was a mastermind, while it does absolutely nothing.
GuiltyAnalysis3316 on
India made us do this.
Pakistan probably
Fantastic-Corner-605 on
Qatar catching strays from all sides.
I don’t know what hurt the most: Israel bombing Hamas leaders in Qatar, Iran bombing them or Pakistan roasting the.
Rhoeri on
No Qatar. Isn’t that a Led Zeppelin song?
lostwisdom20 on
Whom will they beat if pak doesn’t recognize isreal?
OneRobato on
This war has a lot of twists I cant follow anymore!
curorororo on
Meanwhile Saudi officials are saying that if they attack Iran, Pakistan will help them attack Iran 💀
Delusion in the Middle East.
Appropriate_Page_824 on
But Pak is a defence partner of Saudi.
And Saudi is reportedly about to fight Iran.
And if Iran attacks Saudi, Pak is contractually bound to attack Iran.
And Israel will also be attaacking Iran.
So how does that work out?
antipositron on
Pakistan is not a regular country with an army, it’s an army with a country, and that army is a business.
Whatever Pakistan Army says or does is with clear intentions of making better business deals for their benefit. They are on hire, to US, as they have done for decades, and they will do all the dirty work in future as well. If the Orange muppet decides to nuke Iran, it would probably be done by Pakistan (Army) not the US themselves.
John_Mark_Corpuz_2 on
Wait wait wait
Doesn’t Pakistan have some sort of defense treaty with Saudi? Wouldn’t that make them appear on the “opposing side”? Then again, this might just be Pakistan posturing.
Royal-Hunter3892 on
So let’s get this straight.
Israel and US are fighting against Iran .
Saudi Arabia has earlier made a defence pact with Pakistan.
Iran is hitting Saudi Arabia and Pakistan is supposed to retaliate against Iran in line with the defence pact to defend Saudi Arabia .
but instead Pakistan is warning to attack Israel and also insulting and shaming Qatar along with it .
Blursed defence pact .
Darth_Memer_1916 on
“Where some states possess an army, the Pakistani army possessess a state.”
BlueHeartbeat on
Imagine: Pakistan going to war with Israel, who is at war with Iran, who is at war with Saudi Arabia who might call the defense pact with Pakistan to join on their side; at the same time they’re at war with Afghanistan and got the usual skirmishes with India.
At some point Pakistan is just gonna be shooting missiles at random and they’ll manage to hit an enemy somewhere.
Seventh_Planet on
Like when Nato bombarded Yugoslavia and hit the Chinese Embassy.
ux3l on
Well yeah, hitting a third country’s embassy in enemy territory should be avoided. Hitting civilians as well, but there consequences are (unfortunately) limited.
sooperdooperboi on
Damn, Qatar out here catching strays
BabyMFBear on
Pakistan is likely to be the first to launch a nuke in this conflict.
We had to talk them off the ledge when Colin Powell was SECSTATE. They were ready to nuke India. India was ready to nuke back.
If pressed, Pakistan is likely to fire off a nuke.
barf_seller on
Lol Pakistan made a security pact with Saudi right before this war. Supposed to help Saudi if attacked by Iran. Totally Useless
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Qatar: “and I took that personally”
is pakistan instigating or mediating 😭
We‘ve really entered the timeline of countries talking like children at school.
Saudi: Mf we are supposed to fight against Iran
So will Pakistan simultaneously mediate, beat the hell of Israel and insult Qatar/Gulf states?
I think this is a master stroke from Trump and Bibi as they don’t really want the war to stop – appoint someone who has the least chance of mediating shit
Oh man are we going to see Taliban Hiluxes equipped with Trophy APS?
Christ, China is just laying back, drinking its baiju, and watch all the pieces go down as it was a mastermind, while it does absolutely nothing.
India made us do this.
Pakistan probably
Qatar catching strays from all sides.
I don’t know what hurt the most: Israel bombing Hamas leaders in Qatar, Iran bombing them or Pakistan roasting the.
No Qatar. Isn’t that a Led Zeppelin song?
Whom will they beat if pak doesn’t recognize isreal?
This war has a lot of twists I cant follow anymore!
Meanwhile Saudi officials are saying that if they attack Iran, Pakistan will help them attack Iran 💀
Delusion in the Middle East.
But Pak is a defence partner of Saudi.
And Saudi is reportedly about to fight Iran.
And if Iran attacks Saudi, Pak is contractually bound to attack Iran.
And Israel will also be attaacking Iran.
So how does that work out?
Pakistan is not a regular country with an army, it’s an army with a country, and that army is a business.
Whatever Pakistan Army says or does is with clear intentions of making better business deals for their benefit. They are on hire, to US, as they have done for decades, and they will do all the dirty work in future as well. If the Orange muppet decides to nuke Iran, it would probably be done by Pakistan (Army) not the US themselves.
Wait wait wait
Doesn’t Pakistan have some sort of defense treaty with Saudi? Wouldn’t that make them appear on the “opposing side”? Then again, this might just be Pakistan posturing.
So let’s get this straight.
Israel and US are fighting against Iran .
Saudi Arabia has earlier made a defence pact with Pakistan.
Iran is hitting Saudi Arabia and Pakistan is supposed to retaliate against Iran in line with the defence pact to defend Saudi Arabia .
but instead Pakistan is warning to attack Israel and also insulting and shaming Qatar along with it .
Blursed defence pact .
“Where some states possess an army, the Pakistani army possessess a state.”
Imagine: Pakistan going to war with Israel, who is at war with Iran, who is at war with Saudi Arabia who might call the defense pact with Pakistan to join on their side; at the same time they’re at war with Afghanistan and got the usual skirmishes with India.
At some point Pakistan is just gonna be shooting missiles at random and they’ll manage to hit an enemy somewhere.
Like when Nato bombarded Yugoslavia and hit the Chinese Embassy.
Well yeah, hitting a third country’s embassy in enemy territory should be avoided. Hitting civilians as well, but there consequences are (unfortunately) limited.
Damn, Qatar out here catching strays
Pakistan is likely to be the first to launch a nuke in this conflict.
We had to talk them off the ledge when Colin Powell was SECSTATE. They were ready to nuke India. India was ready to nuke back.
If pressed, Pakistan is likely to fire off a nuke.
Lol Pakistan made a security pact with Saudi right before this war. Supposed to help Saudi if attacked by Iran. Totally Useless